Cradle to grave. 100 percent dirtball

Jessica. 31. Queer. I'm the Giant Rat that makes all of the rules.

[appleisms]

Doctor I need the low budget slasher with practical effects…. Yes.. it’s Urgent ..

[mallalada]

the voice of the devil

[sea--burn]

how it feels to stop tossing and turning and get up to piss

[paintings-from-the-past]

Interior of Salisbury Cathedral (1805) by J.M.W. Turner

[shiftythrifting]

Submission from @etchetcetera

[mothmansboywife]

The only adhd tips that actually work:

1. Never tell anyone what you're planning to do until you do it (you will get a premature dopamine hit and sense of accomplishment from telling them and lose motivation to actually do it)

2. Never sit down (never sit down)

[weeniebagel]

"to smithereens" is one of the worst things to be blown to. right up there with weezer

[tonysopranoproskater69420]

with everything going on I think we've earned indoor smoking again

[nickmpreg]

you don’t gotta tell me to boycott the Nintendo prices by not buying bc i don’t have the money to get them anyways

[nickmpreg]

‘guys don’t spend 600-700 dollars on the new nintendo products to send a message’ im way ahead of you man

[tiredsoundsofagnes]

i would make such a beautiful dead bird on the sidewalk

[bug-kisser]

Despite everything the bug scuttles on

[tgirl-thucydides]

[captainnnnnnnn]

Pointilism teeth piece | captainshyborg

[girlwithfish-deactivated2025111]

[unalivejournal]

Men die in the arctic as an excuse to cradle each other's faces

[kaijuno]

Who that man

[zoeberry]

the fairy on my windshield as i go down i95 at 210km/h

[comment-tube]