Vicar Amelia, commissioned by a friend :)
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Vicar Amelia, commissioned by a friend :)
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Do you know of any arachnids who ventured towards carcinisation?
no because the term "carcinization" was created to describe the tendency for marine decapod crustaceans to convergently evolve crab-like body plans, it was never supposed to be applicable to other animals!
I blame pop science for spreading it around as a funny term that got misunderstood and misapplied basically from that point onward. most other animal groups don't get their own term for this phenomena and carcinization does NOT apply because... these animals aren't evolving into crabs. only decapods do that ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
(decapods are the marine crustacean group with ten legs- true crabs, lobsters, hermit crabs, robber crabs, mantis shrimp, prawns, slipper lobsters, and all of their infinite assorted relatives in the deep blue sea)
give us back carcinization, bunjy. first warning.
one more word from you and no dessert tonight
why don't you calm down and look up the little auk
why don't you calm down. and look at the little auk.
my final act of love will have casualties
the brothers Area
Kelp gull (Larus dominicanus)
the new dj crazytimes song … now that’s what I call music!
The over-pronunciation of every word is so spot on lol
There are few things funnier to me than the white-hot raging beef parents can have with fictional characters written for young children. You want to hear one of the funniest rants of your life, you ask nearly any parent of a young child their least favorite little cartoon guy. It'll be amazing.
no. i want them to find me organically on this one
If you tell a yankee "its never okay to kill people for the US no matter how poor you are" you can trigger secret dialogue that makes you understand why Malcolm X hated liberals the way he did
it's actually impressive how after almost 3 months this post just keeps catching yankees who are dying to show you what their secret dialogue is
A real “what the fuck” moment was when I was posting on a supposed leftist forum and got mad at me for saying fuck soldiers who kill people overseas for oil. Even if they’re poor.
How i look when I see a loud noise
if I saw a loud noise I'd look at it just like this
You can replace [ACTIVITY YOU ENJOY] with [SCROLLING] but watch out. This sucks bad 👍
Some things about this post since getting quite a few notes:
1. If you see this post, highly recommend taking it as an opportunity to set a timer for 15 minutes and switch over to ACTIVITY YOU ENJOY. if after those 15 minutes, you want to go back to scrolling, that's okay!
2. Huge shout out to this popping up in my notifs often, bc I do go back to activity.
3. I think there are times where scrolling is fine. Right now, for example, I'm being connected to a machine for two hours to donate plasma and platelets. Yes this is a brag but it is also a time where scrolling is one of the few things I can do. (Though I will probably also read or watch something on phone lol)
hmmm, this seems to be some kind of curse breaking spell… be free ye reader
stop deactivating
i thought we all agreed we were here forever
diversity win! those two men watching you suffer endless torment are dating!
big fan of whatever the youth is doing to torment scientology buildings
Playful mouse and a coffee cup
Photos by Janet Currey - Via RSPB North West England
Been thinking about my wives recently..
OHSKSUSJSH
The girls
The effect of never having the girl version so maybe that affected how I came out to be