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haylee moon, half-time cat lady, full-time professional at being hungry and confused. writer at buzzfeed. [ OC | LIT | 18+ ]

[roleplayermemes]

                            Pre-established Relationship Meme !

 –  Send a 💙 and the type of relationship you’re interested in  (platonic, romantic, hate, etc), and I’ll make a random small starter for us, smack dab in the middle of said relationship (especially if our muses haven’t interacted yet) & we can go from there. Let’s see where it takes us!

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me: i love roleplaying

me: roleplaying is so fun

me: this is a fun time

me: takes 90 years to reply

[oniric-multimuse-rp]

Grab a marker and write something on my muse! ( Anywhere over my muse's body. )

[boastmastergeneral]

reblog this if i can tumblr im you, just slamming a muse or plot idea down in front of you

[pcthetics-deactivated20161211]

this doesn’t mean that you have to accept or agree with the idea - i’m just a scared little turtle that would like to know if that’s something that you wouldn’t mind so much 

[byrgius-blog]

Send a Marvel character for questions!

Captain America: In your opinion, what’s you best quality?

Iron Man: If you had a million dollars, how would you spend it?

Thor: What’s your favourite possession?

The Hulk: Are you a good fighter?

Black Widow: Do you have any secrets/hidden sides?

Hawkeye: Do you get underestimated often?

Scarlet Witch: What is the biggest mistake you’ve made?

Quicksilver: Do you have any siblings?

Loki: Do you prefer friends to family, or the other way around?

Vision: If you could change anything about the world, what would it be?

Falcon: Fight or flight?

Spider-Man: Do you have any special talents?

The Winter Soldier: What is your favourite memory?

Ant-Man: What height are you, and what height do you want to be?

Black Panther: If you could talk to anyone at the moment, who would it be?

Wolverine: What’s your worst injury?

Professor X: Who is your oldest friend?

Magneto: Do you believe in revenge?

Mystique: If you could look like anyone, who would it be?

Rogue: If you could have any superpower, what would it be?

Daredevil: Would you rather be a superhero or a super villain?

Deadpool: Free question!

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"Here I am, as I thought I might never be."

There’s a moment of hesitance, a brief silence, before Haylee licks her lips and tilts her head to the side. “As you thought- What do you mean?”

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"Where are the turtles? where are they?" | Welcome t buzzfeed!

“Far away from me, I’d hope. One of those heathens bit me when I was like, thirteen, and I never saw the appeal in them again.”

[thetattedstoner]

*Turns on the AC, turns on the fan, sleeps with the blanket*

[puretchalla]

Paint on a Drum in 4K Slow Mo - The Slow Mo Guys (x)

[byrgius-blog]

literate. original character. non-selective. buzzfeed writer.

( bio // dis )

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[nezhnayavdova]

Send me 'I want the K' and I'll use a number generator to write a drabble about my muse kissing your muse.

[musicivn-deactivated20160523]

1. French Kiss:

Probably the most famous kiss there is, the French kiss is an open-mouthed kiss where one person’s tongue touches the other person’s tongue. Also called a “tongue kiss,” the French kiss easy enough to execute, but it can take years to master.

2. Butterfly Kiss:

To give someone a butterfly kiss, get close to them so the tips of your eyelashes are touching theirs. Then blink very fast so your eyelashes flutter together like butterfly wings. It’s a fun, cute thing to do while you’re catching your breath from more traditional kisses. You can also give someone a solo butterfly kiss by fluttering your eyelids against their cheek.

3. Single-Lip Kiss:

To give someone a single-lip kiss, take one of their lips between yours and gently suck or tug on it. It’s an awfully romantic kiss, and if you do it right, you’ll send tingles up and down your sweetie’s spine.

4. Spiderman Kiss:

Based on the kiss in the 2002 movie Spider-Man, the Spiderman kiss involves kissing someone whose face is upside-down from yours, so your top lip kisses their bottom lip and vice versa.

5. Earlobe Kiss:

A great kiss to to perform while you’re taking a break from lip kisses, the earlobe kiss involves taking someone’s earlobe lightly between your lips and tugging gently downward. For a more intense earlobe kiss, add a little bit of tongue, or use a gentle sucking motion on their earlobe.

6. Lip Gloss Kiss:

This is a fun, flirty kiss for girlfriends to give their boyfriends. Put on a healthy amount of lip gloss or ChapStick, then rub your lips on your partners’ lips until theirs are coated, too. For extra fun, surprise your partner with a sweet, fruity lip gloss flavor.

7. Eskimo Kiss:

In an Eskimo kiss, two people rub their noses back and forth against each other. It’s based on real kisses that people in Eskimo cultures give their friends. Just like with lip kisses, Eskimo kisses are best executed with your eyes closed.

8. Cheek Kiss:

The cheek kiss is exactly what it sounds like - a closed-mouth kiss against someone’s cheek. Cheek kisses can be used as friendly greetings, flirty thank-you’s or cute, unexpected ways to say good-bye to your boyfriend or girlfriend.

9. Hickey:

A hickey technically isn’t a kiss; it’s a red mark (a bruise, really) left on the skin after someone sucks hard enough on it. Hickeys hurt a little to get, but some people think the sucking feels good, especially on the side of the neck. It can be embarrassing to walk around with a hickey, so before you start sucking, get permission first.

10. Secret Message Kiss:

In the middle of a French kiss, spell out a secret message with the tip of your tongue against their tongue. It might feel a little funny to the other person, but at least you’ll be getting your message across.

11. Vampire Kiss:

The vampire kiss is a deep kiss on someone’s neck that can involve sucking or light biting on the skin. Since some people find it painful rather than sexy, and since the sucking might leave a hickey, always ask permission before you give someone a vampire kiss.

12. Wet Kiss:

Wet kisses are any open-mouthed kisses, with or without tongue. A little bit of wetness during a kiss can be sexy, but try not to overdo it: too much saliva is sloppy. Alternate between wet kisses and closed-mouth kisses and single-lip kisses, and be sure to swallow occasionally so you don’t accidentally drool all over your partner.

13. Lizard Kiss:

The lizard kiss involves flicking your tongue in and out of your partner’s mouth in tight, quick strokes (picture the way a lizard moves its tongue). This is a silly kiss you can try just for fun, but it generally should be avoided because it feels kind of creepy to get.

14. Air Kiss:

The air kiss is a sophisticated gesture you can use as a greeting to your friends and relatives. To give one, rest your cheek against their cheek and make a kissing sound with your lips.

15. The Biting Kiss:

The biting kiss is a more aggressive form of the French kiss. Like the French kiss, it’s open-mouthed and incorporates tongue, but as you pull back, your teeth lightly grab onto your sweetie’s tongue for just a second. Try it once and see how your partner responds. Some people love it, but others think it’s painful or weird.

16. Angel Kiss:

To give someone an angel kiss, kiss them very gently on their eyelids or on the spot right next to their eye, using just your lips. It’s a very romantic way to wake someone up or say goodbye.

17. Neck Kiss:

After French kissing for a while, some people mix it up by trailing their mouth down and “Frenching” the other person’s neck. To execute a neck kiss perfectly, go light on the saliva, focus on the motion of your lips, never stay in once place for very long and never suck hard enough to leave a hickey.

18. Jawline Kiss:

To plant a jawline kiss on someone, give them a firm kiss on the bottom of their jaw, right where their face meets their neck. If they respond well to it, make a path of jawline kisses up to their ear and give them an earlobe kiss.

19. Breath Kiss:

The breath kiss is a fun, silly kiss that’s almost more of a game than a kiss. To do it, open your mouth, inhale deeply and lock lips with your sweetie (like you’re performing CPR). Slowly exhale into their mouth while they’re inhaling, “passing” the breath to them. Without moving, slowly inhale while your partner exhales. Keep passing the breath back and forth until one of you runs out of breath or you both erupt in giggles.

20. The Love Kiss:

The love kiss is any kiss that you give while thinking tender, loving thoughts about your partner. You might not realize it, but your kissing style can be influenced by whatever’s on your mind. Smooching with love on your mind will make your kisses extra soft and sweet. Whether it’s on your partner’s mouth, neck, ear or forehead, the love kiss is the most romantic kiss you can give.

21. The Dementor:

Place your open mouth over your lovers mouth, and inhale. Their shrieks of surprise will entertain you, and you can literally say you have taken their breath away!

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someone give me a purely platonic relationship where they’re best friends and they just go do random shit together. Go to 7/11 and buy slurpees at 2 in the morning, sneak into a movie theatre and throw popcorn at the screen, drive around and sing along to whatever’s on the radio, help the other sneak out of detention, drink together but not actually sleep together. Actually complain to them about their lovelifes and the other just laughing at their faces but gives them advices later. PLS. Someone. LETS BE BFFFLZIES

[actiasteeth]

“You don’t get to tell me who’s overreacting. You’re under-reacting!“ 

“All murder is illegal. Also, attempted murder." 

"Well, that’s just mean. And kind of weird." 

"We cannot tell you. We’re not allowed." 

"Murder wasn’t my intent." 

"I meant nothing by it." 

"We have forgotten so many things." 

"I guess I was wrong earlier—I don’t know. Weird, right?" 

"I have conflicted feelings here." 

"It is not a feeling I wish to experience again." 

"So, let’s not waste any more time." 

"I don’t remember what I was just saying." 

"That is—ugh. I’ll have to think about what that is." 

"You need to run." 

"This day started bad, and it does not appear to be getting better any time soon." 

"You can guess what happened, I think." 

"I know that there is more coming, as always. This is what I know." 

"Don’t look. You will not at all like what you see." 

"It’s all a shame, whatever it is. Such a damn shame everything is." 

"You are weak. You are nothing." 

"I know I am safe. Sadly though, I am not okay." 

"I don’t know. But I’m trying to find out, okay?" 

"I know what is what." 

"You know, it would upset me if it weren’t just who you are." 

"I could do so many things to you without you feeling it. Remember that if you remember nothing else." 

"You seem kind of— I mean, lately. Lately you’ve been—" 

"It’s awful when you can see the reason for someone’s feeling toward you while knowing wholly that they’re wrong." 

"I do my best with what I have. I don’t have much." 

"I’ve been working on something I’d like to show you." 

"Denying that you are guilty is a major sign of guilt." 

"Ask me what?" 

"I mean, I know. I know everything." 

"I wish I did not know." 

"You know, I don’t want to talk about it just yet." 

"It’s a shame anything had to change. I sure do dislike change." 

"Not saying that it is a long time—uh, who knows what a long time is even? Not me! But it just seems that way, that’s all." 

"Here I am, as I thought I might never be." 

"These days, the world seems to never be ending for some and not others." 

"The world is a worse place now than it ever was before, but far better than it ever will be again." 

"The past is always better than the present. And the future is the worst of all." 

"I extend my deepest sympathies. Not that my sympathies will do you any good." 

"Have you ever remembered a life you did not lead?" 

"It was a better day earlier. Back when I hadn’t heard that story." 

"This present, this now, is no good. No good at all!”

[byrgius-blog]

literate. original character. non-selective. buzzfeed writer.

( bio // dis )

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[byrgius-blog]

(Sabigara) Bandit: Are you prone to adventure, with a wild heart? (Shirosaba) Pickles: Do you scare easily, and what are you most afraid of? and (Sufin) Ramses the Great: Know any riddles or jokes? I pray you have some good ones for the last one.

(Sabigara) Bandit: Are you prone to adventure, with a wild heart?

Yes. I’ve said this before, and I’ll say it until the day I die: there is nothing I love more than adventure.

(Shirosaba) Pickles: Do you scare easily, and what are you most afraid of?

Yes. I’m scared of everything. I’ve been trying to change this by watching scary things, but it’s backfired terribly.

(Sufin) Ramses the Great: Know any riddles or jokes? 

I suck at jokes. I’m sorry in advance. 

My boss was watching a video of his son. I heard a voice in the background and asked if it was Elmo. 
It was his wife.

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"Why have I been separating trash into whites and colors?" | Welcome to Buzzfeed!

“That’s. Wow, that’s a very interesting question. Why have I not been separating trash into whites and colors?”  

[byrgius-blog]

1-5 of the neko atsume questions!

(Shironeko) Snowball: Are you generally more mellow than harsh?

I’d say if depends on the person! I can be very blunt at times, and not everyone takes that well.

(Kuroneko) Smokey: Do you often contradict yourself or your emotions?

All the time.

(Shirokuro) Spots: Are you considered a funny person?

No. Not at all, oh my god.

(Haiiro) Shadow: In what ways are you eccentric?

In the way that I don’t want a home, I guess. I never liked feeling like I was meant to be tied down to one place, and it’s something that has never left me.

(Tobimike) Sunny: Do you often get up to trouble?

…Yes. I try to be a mature adult, but I’m far too curious for my own good.