My Magnificent blog

Bored shitless

[omegaverse]

these images ruined my life they've been in my life for nearly a decade and i say this shit every other day

[fishtrouts]

Swordfish lives through the pursuit of the world’s worst archers, and finally meets Grym! I can’t tell if either of them are very enthusiastic about their situation, but at least Hopper’s happy!

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[unwene-deactivated20160331]

and, if you can’t get toasted pearl Couscous handpicked and blessed by a Moroccan shaman on the first tuesday of the winter harvest for your Sautéed Escarole then store bought is fine

[mxcleod-backup-blog]

The best thick cocks and young hung studs

http://jockdays.tumblr.com/

[unwene-deactivated20160331]

that’s not in the recipe

[furry-fey]

this is what happens when she lets jeffrey help in the kitchen

[omghotmemes]

Turns everyone into ((Bread))

[elitefourkylewantstobattle]

Megoosta

[bibbity-bobbity-booyouwhore-dea]

Get that SHIT off my screen!!!!!!

[averruncusho]

Seeing a rage comic on 25th December 2019 is the worst thing tumblr has ever done to me

[redbullracingrenault]

Seeing a rage comic on 26th December 2019 is the best thing tumblr has ever done to me

[ndiecity-deactivated20241101]

KILL DIE THE VIOLENCE GUY

[who-let-the-gods-outt-deactivat]

*KILL!! KILL!!! KILL!!! KILL!! KILL*

[kaijufluffs]

She's being so big and brave.

[kaijufluffs]

You can't tag something like that and then NOT say the deets of how it went!!!!

[innerchildabortionclinic]

just saw the phrase "abortionable amount of weeks pregnant"

[killuazedykee]

[zhoudadudugongjin]

Look I love unconditional devotion love stories as much as the next person, but there's really something so deliciously raw about conditional devotion.

I have served you and I have loved you for decades, but I will not give up my principles for you. You cut out part of my heart and took it with you down that path that you insist on walking, but you walk it alone. Even when the bleeding, gaping hole you left in my chest kills me, I will not follow you.

[zhoudadudugongjin]

me everytime one of my seemingly non-specific homoerotic text posts breaks containment

[inthefallofasparrow]

[fluffysheeps]

Bumble sharks 🐝🦈

[frankiedotbiz]

the guys who made Racist Mario just got their merch pulled for lead poisoning

[frankiedotbiz]

wasnt joking

[reigenisbae]

THERE'S NO WAY DELTARUNE CH 5 HAS THE MICKEYS DICK SMASHER PLANS

[7777777awawawa7777777]

?

[7777777awawawa7777777]

when that shawarma hit

[sorrrowfull]

[twitchys-techhole]

Cat: I hear the ocean møther.

[emotion-deluxe]

Whatever. *smacks your pokemon with my massive fucking cock, killing it instantly*

[meatswitch-deactivated20231107]

[parakavka]

お柴のゴン on X: “食べたくて https://t.co/hfSUh5cUcZ” / X

[todaysbird]

had….had someone been punishing them for this?

(source)

[segamascott]

i have #sickfreaks i feed my birds kellogg's

[mommahoney]

Lying Liars

YES!

[gaeliclass]

Law to make it illegal to lie in elections passed in Senedd

Welsh parliament agrees law to outlaw lying in future Senedd election campaigns.

[katiedingo]

I had to check this wasn’t The Onion