avast you dirty dog

Captain Morgan

[c-3pno]

visiting this blog after years of not touching it is a wild trip. hi everyone 😬

[courier-sux]

arcade: why are you like this

courier:

[shitty-fallout-art]

it’s Easter or something so heres a joke about cum 

[tksmantis-deactivated20210525]

[young-replica]

[corsairesix]

I think the funniest thing about having sex with Benny is how many times they ask you to opt out. There’s like 4 different stages where the game goes “hey, are you sure you want to do this?”

[corsairesix]

[letmebegaytodd]

Courier: did you know benny has a foot fetish

Companion: ....how do you know that

Courier:

Companion:

[shitty-fallout-art]

every time I see those “*butler voice*” posts I think of codsworth and they become 100 times better

[tenporcupinesinnertrenchcoat]

The Sole Survivor catching Deacon spying on them in Goodneighbor/Bunkerhill/Diamond City during their 2nd+ playthrough

[bastardofficial]

died and came back as a cowboy i call that reintarnation

[muertawrites]

me: i am INSPIRED i want to WRITE

my brain, immediately: i have never once even seen a sentence

[datura-tea]

game night at the lucky 38

[nukaposting]

[frangst]

bro quit radiating charm so early in the morn ur dazzling the hoes 

[ole-vaquero-deactivated20240407]

[snaaaaaaakee]

hey lou im gonna fucking cry

[fallout-lou-begas]

:)

[cheaphalloweencostume]

*yes man voice* you FUCKED him? wow!