HYFR

Mia. 16. New York. Karens gotta stop asking people why they're white.

[c00lin-with-satan]

The Signs as Ways to Say I LOVE YOU

Aries: 'I made lunch'

Taurus: 'Do you wanna go?'

Gemini: 'Come on, I'll order pizza'

Cancer: 'Start ranting'

Leo: 'I got one for you too'

Virgo: 'You can call me at 3am'

Libra: 'There's space with me'

Scorpio: 'You know I care right?'

Sagittarius: 'ily'

Capricorn: 'Do you wanna share?'

Aquarius: ' I wanna cuddle'

Pisces: 'You okay?'

[actionables]

[nowhugmebrotha]

[heteroh-deactivated20180218]

i tried this on so many people after I watched this episode

[absoluteshiiit-deactivated20160]

I’m really boring if I’m not comfortable with you

[ego-x-archived]

The realest thing you will ever need to know about me.

[bastardfromabasket-deactivated2]

why did we just accept catdog

[clickholeofficial]

[autohaste]

[bitterblackbitch]

IM SCREMAINGG

[c00lin-with-satan]

white girl in any movie: my dad said to only use this credit card for emergencies

white girl in any movie: and this is an emergency *opens doors to mall*

[meanplastic]

[tastefullyoffensive]

[disgustinghipster-deactivated20]

at first i thought this was going to be one of those ‘remake photo after x years’ posts but then i read the caption

[vondell-txt-deactivated20180105]

[spookihope]

you know when you’re eating a sandwich and you go to take a bite and like a huge chunk of your favorite part just slips out (like say your eating a blt and you accidentally pull out a whole piece of bacon) and you’re torn because on the one hand that bite is going to be the best bite ever but on the other hand the rest of your sandwich just lost a valuable team player 3 minutes into the game and no one’s sure how it’s going to be able to cover that loss.

[spookihope]

who knew my most popular text post of the year would be about eating a sandwich

[maxvista-deactivated20161110]

[tipsymaple-blog]

when ur gonna put some dirt in someones eye

[belinsky]

#me when im gonna put some dirt in someones eye

[bob-belcher]

[saikosai]

[jerkcules]

hooooo boy

[morgmir-deactivated20150719]

[liquorsexandtattoos]

2 years later still the dumbest shit i ever seen

[victorious]