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18+ -Dead Dove - Profiction - pro going wild - he/they

[earthyleo]

I don't know about you guys but i really miss seeing "high fantasy" dragons in media, high fantasy dragons are like Smaug (The Hobbit), Draco (DragonHeart), Saphira (Eragon) and Spyro (Spyro the Dragon games franchise) for example, they have their own free will and cannot be controlled, they are highly intelligent and capable of speaking and even writing or drawing. It seems the version of dragons that has taken over is the animalistic and realistic version, that are basically huge dogs that can breath fire, bring back intellectual dragons that like to make riddles to fool intruders, bring back grumpy dragons that live isolated from everyone but they are actually lonely and in need of a friend, bring back the loyal and brave dragons that are willing to sacrifice themselves to save the ones they love, dragons that will talk to you about the mysteries of the world and the universe, JUST BRING BACK HIGH FANTASY DRAGONS GODDAMIT

[catchymemes]

[lemonweenie]

@catboysienna

[christs-cock-deactivated2023110]

my friend asked me to pretend to be her boyfriend because her parents are homophobic af but they ended up hating me so much that they were glad when she said she was gay task failed successfully

[official-megumin]

congrats on being so awful a boyfriend you destroyed homophobia

[midnightssea]

The original tweet is the corniest thing I’ve ever fucking seen

[cannibalchicken]

[kitsune-kaos]

Fuck you #TARGET . i just want some God damned shoes

[flowerbleedme]

I just want some god damned clothes

[prof-grace-aspen]

"You are factually correct in what you're saying, but the manner in which you are delivering this information is not facilitating this discussion, therefore I am leaving/blocking you/done here".

[neroliperfume]

my five year plan? read a lot of books. visit museums. walk through woods. stand in a river. adopt a little kitty. drink lemonade while sitting in a rocking chair on my porch.

[godlessondheimite]

i would kill for the confidence of novelists who write genius-poet characters and then actually write samples of the “genius” poetry in the book. if i were a novelist writing a genius-poet i’d just be like “trust me, the poetry’s real good.”

[guooey]

- A Psalm for the Wild-Built, Becky Chambers // kagonekoshiro

[depsidase]

[quasi-normalcy]

[cali]

yo mama is so deep canyon ravine when a someone fell in her they lived in there for years living off the enviroment killing sunbathing lizards for food

[sableleatherywingsopeninthe711]

his pussy was like a Whataburger frier. and brother. i was the last rat in texas

[wehatetuesdays]

people don’t spray paint “bad wolf” in cryptic areas like they used to

[onlyonekenobi]

how are we supposed to interpret this. what does it mean. who is the target audience

[onlyonekenobi]

no wait i think i understand

[onlyonekenobi]

it's for him and his struggle </3

[rogha]

a long time ago on a bigone tumblr there was a post about seeing a girl wearing a pin that said ally and the op when you to the girl with the pin and said ‘it’s really cool that you support gay people’ and the girl with the pin said ‘no my name is ally and I’m bisexual’ and I can only assume this pin is for her specifically

[todropscience]

GULLS WILL DECIDE WHAT TO EAT BY WATCHING PEOPLE 

Herring gulls (Larus argentatus) can perfectly thrive in coastal  and urban landscapes, however, these birds will steal your food as soon as you are distracted. Urban gulls pay attention to human behaviour in food-related contexts, and will mimic what humans almost all the time, a new study shown.

In a simple test, researchers studied how herring gulls behave in front person eating snacks on Brighton beachfront, UK. They gave the gulls the choice between two differently coloured potato chips,  and when the human were eating potatos chips from one color, seagulls approached the food, and chose the same colour that the experimenter was eating, the 95 per cent of the time.

Seagulls were able to use human cues for stimulus enhancement and foraging decisions. Given the relatively recent history of urbanization in herring gulls, this cross-species social information transfer could be a by-product of the cognitive flexibility inherent in species who steal food, called kleptoparasitic species. This success in urban environments is suggested to result from behavioural flexibility, which is likely to require specific cognitive adaptations. In food-stealing birds, success is said to reflect an ability to integrate and use information about both the environment and other individuals, and kleptoparasites generally have usually larger relative brain sizes than their hosts.  

Photo by Jon J. Laysel

Reference (Open Access): Feist et al., 2023) Inter-species stimulus enhancement: herring gulls (Larus argentatus) mimic human food choice during foraging. Biology Letters.

[todropscience]

#me when I see my coworker eating potato chips

[memewhore]