call me a safe bet... I'm betting I'm not.

just a 36yr old trying to live life one day at a time.

[dictiondictiondiction-sorrybae]

for anyone who winds up following this blog, or reblogging from me

This is my secondary account, so you may start getting likes/follows from my main

You can follow my main (andreaalexis), where there's significantly less K-pop and I don't post as regularly

[dictiondictiondiction-sorrybae]

reblogging because a few people have started following this page and I have made you a mutual on my personal page (or have replied to something you've said..) so don't be alarmed when a random person starts spamming you with likes/reblogs and @s 😅😊

[c0unttheshad0ws]

if y'all are into the k-pop shenanigans follow this page for my foolishness that I've been sucked into since March 🙃

[c0unttheshad0ws]

some old, some new all with some of my faves 🥰 I will never get tired of seeing #dkb live, and hope they come back to the US soon. until then, here's some of the cute polaroids I've gotten to take with my boys 🥺🤧 #dkbinnj #dkbinnewjersey #bb #studiopav #dkbgrandamericatour #dkbinnyc #dkbindenver https://www.instagram.com/p/CitZOoXMSHp/?igshid=NGJjMDIxMWI=

[c0unttheshad0ws]

when you have the best time with one of your favorite humans and FINALLY meet more amazing online friends to see one of your favorite groups live 🥺😭💜 I wish I could relive the last week of january over and over again 😭 #ateez @ateez_official_ #ateezworldtour2022 #ateezinla https://www.instagram.com/p/CZlMPjYMfk4/?utm_medium=tumblr

[c0unttheshad0ws]

had the most AMAZING weekend last weekend with @coancobo at the @bts.bighitofficial show in LA! they were absolutely the best travel partner 🥺💜 my first #kpop concert and got to see one of my ults 😭🥰 it still feels so surreal omg #bts #bangtan #sofistadium https://www.instagram.com/p/CXH-8MbsqQr/?utm_medium=tumblr

[c0unttheshad0ws]

looking a bit rough, but this is by far the best haircut and color(s) I've had 😌🥰 #curlyhair #splitdye #arcticfoxdye #iroiro #pinkhair #bluehair https://www.instagram.com/p/CWm0ULssX-X/?utm_medium=tumblr

[c0unttheshad0ws]

when you have amazingly talented & creative friends who take a small idea you had and run with it 🥰🥰 #crochetcroptop inspired by BTS's Love Yourself: Answer album! the LY series means a lot to me, and I'm very grateful for @coancobo being able to take the vague info I gave them & make it into such a beautiful top 🥰🥰 #kpop #kpopcrochet #bangtan #loveyourselfanswer https://www.instagram.com/p/CSkqo_BMVSX/?utm_medium=tumblr

[c0unttheshad0ws]

finally got my @ateez_official_ preorder stuff from @subkshop! forgot I ordered a @realstraykids photobook also 😅 not pictured is my hoodie & my lightiny keychain... Obsessed with all of my items 😭🥰🤩 #kpop #subkshop_omgitshere #ateez #skz #straykids https://www.instagram.com/p/CRmVB-vsr64/?utm_medium=tumblr

[c0unttheshad0ws]

realized I haven't posted anything since January so.... here's my face #curlyhair #bluehair #congratulationsonyourface https://www.instagram.com/p/COy6KevBuC-/?igshid=1rqnv7xlda6sj

[kurtsvonneslut]

you know your zodiac sign, now find out which sign is your mortal enemy

[c0unttheshad0ws]

👀

.....called tf out

[davidsfincher]

uncle bucky

[c0unttheshad0ws]

Have a little pokimane for your dash

inspired from her tweet

[cerullos]

this is still….so funny

[unknownknights-blog]

It was

[jooshthepunished-deactivated202]

Great thing about this episode is they blew the whole VFX budget for the season and basically the entire music budget on Tainted Love and Toxic that it resulted in cheaper effects and a cheaper score for the rest of the season and they really didn’t have to do that.

[dirhwangdaseul-archived]

no, I digress, they did have to do that and aren’t we glad they did

[whencartoonsruletheworld]

phineas and ferb quarantine episode where candace is convinced that this time her mom will see what the boys are doing because nobody can even leave the house but somehow linda is always in the wrong room

[whencartoonsruletheworld]

AAH, PERRY the PLATYPUS! I suppose you’re wondering about my evil plan. Well, you see, when I was a child in Gimulshtump, I was quarantined for several months, 

[whencartoonsruletheworld]

phineas: we turned ourselves into holograms so that we can still hang out with our friends while social distancing. later candace! *he and ferb fade out of view* 

candace: mOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoM!!!!!!!!! 

[whereforeartthougender]

Okay, but the thing with Perry and Doof becomes a lot funnier when you remember that Perry, being a platypus, is immune to the virus.

So imagine Doof monologuing over Zoom, secure in the knowledge that Perry the Platypus can’t possibly thwart him over a video call, when Perry disappears from the frame. As he ponders where his nemesis could have gone, Perry plummets onto Doof’s balcony and socks him one in the jaw.

Doof: What?! Perry the Platypus?! What are you doing? You shouldn’t be out here! There’s a quarantine going on, in case you haven’t noticed!

Perry: *platypus noise*

Doof: Oh, right, you’re a platypus, and this is a human virus, so… You know, I don’t really know how I forgot that.

[obsidiancreates]

Perry makes sure to do a full decontamination on his way home, to make sure Phineas and Ferb don’t get any potential virus particles on them after petting him and picking him up.

[lazygravez]

at one point while doof and perry are fighting doof goes “wait! i forget to put on my mask” and perry stops punching him to let him put on his mask then they just go back to fightung

[phantomchick]

The spirit of the show really does live on

[fluffygif]

Alaska Wild Flowers

[onlytwitterpics]

[luisonte]

New York. Martes.

[thedaytodaylifeofafangirl]

I’m sorry but there is nothing more aggressively New York than that guy climbing over the rail to get to the subway faster while ignoring megafauna pizza rat

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

The fact the Black Mamba is the most deadly snake in the world continues to be hilarious to me

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

you think you know what an incredibly venomous snake looks like? wrong! it’s this bitch

[dragon-in-a-fez]

are you seriously telling me it’s not even black

[loudestcrowdever]

@dragon-in-a-fez The inside of their mouth is black and shaped like a coffin when open, which makes it very goth and cool, but otherwise they do look like very bland noodles lol

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

COFFIN WHAT NOW

Yooooo

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

THIS SNAKE IS LITERALLY BULLYING ME INTO LAUGHING AT THEIR JOKES

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

people have pointed out that the belly scales on both pics look like bad video game rendering

[i-am-a-koi]

okay but have you seen the Blunt Headed tree snake??? cause that one is even funnier 

it is a spaghetti noodle with a head 

[camazotz]

Do you guys know about the Arabian Sand Boa

[spuzzle]

that looks like someone tried to reconstruct a snake from memory