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I'm just here for the GIFs. 30, they/he/any Jaded Anarchist, Agnostic Atheist, hypocritical sentientist. We won't have money in the future. #ActuallyAutistic #ADHDer The SpootyStruct Lives!

[animentality]

[holy-punks]

My favourite translator said that when she was an ambassador for Hungary she took all these Japanese politicians on a tour and she was trying to circumtranslate ‘merry go round’ cause she didn’t know the Japanese word for it by calling it a ‘horse tornado for children’ and they had no blessed idea what she was saying and she finally started running in circles going up and down and they go ‘ohhhhh, in Japan we call those ‘merry-go-rounds’“

[athetos]

They just don’t assassinate politicians like they used to anymore

[athetos]

I need everyone to know that 2 months after I made this post, Shinzo Abe was killed with the Splatoon weapon.

If we bring this back, maybe we can make the funniest possible outcome right before the US election.

[athetos]

You have no idea what it’s like to not have wifi for 6 hours only to come home to half your friend group DM-ing you and asking if you have an alibi with no further context and this

[yourimaginaryfriend-deactivated]

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[leroleroart]

Depression comic

[elierlick]

And the best Freudian slip award goes to…

[c0x1a4]

I can’t find anything online about autmisia in dating, it’s quite baffling. A lot of the content I found is just guides about how to mask imperviously.

Maybe allists could try being less shitty instead?

[c0x1a4]

The bright side is, the trash usually takes itself out. This saves lots of time, and therefore, is a demonstration of allist thoughtfulness for our senses of efficiency

[c0x1a4]

I can’t find anything online about autmisia in dating, it’s quite baffling. A lot of the content I found is just guides about how to mask imperviously.

Maybe allists could try being less shitty instead?

[iamryanhenly]

Parents should not be reading your journals

Parents should not be searching through your trash 

Parents should not be snooping on your private social media messages 

Parents should not be taking your bedroom door off 

Parents should not be invading your privacy 

[sapphichollstein-deactivated201]

reblogging this because when they go through my phone and find my tumblr they’ll see this

[becausedragonage]

As an actual mom, I approve this message. If your parents say it’s a normal part of parenting, no. No it’s not. They are wrong.

[c0x1a4]

If your parents are your jailors, that’s not your parents, that’s living slime who fucked each other

[saywhat-politics]

82% of US Voters Believe Inflation Is Fueled by Corporations 'Jacking Up Prices'

New survey data shows that voters "want elected officials to challenge corporate greed to lower prices."

On the heels of fresh data showing that the U.S. inflation rate jumped to a new 40-year high last month, a new survey found that more than 80% of American voters believe costs are rising in part because "big corporations are jacking up prices" while raking in record profits.

Released Friday by the advocacy group Fight Corporate Monopolies, the poll showed that 82% of registered U.S. voters blame big companies for at least some of the recent inflation spike and want elected officials to "take on powerful CEOs and rein in corporate greed to lower prices."

"Rising prices is the top economic issue for most voters, and they want elected officials to challenge corporate greed to lower prices," Helen Brosnan, executive director of Fight Corporate Monopolies, said in a statement. "Political leaders should directly address rising prices, release plans to combat corporate greed's role in driving prices higher, and put forth arguments that center CEOs and big corporations."

[oxfordcommaforever]

In other words, 18 percent of respondents just yelled "lets go brandon" into the phone before hanging up.

[c0x1a4]

#Biking #ClintonStreet #Snake #SenatorWarren https://www.instagram.com/p/CP9DYdir4d7/?utm_medium=tumblr

[valtsv]

Hannibal Montannibal

[valtsv]

the FBI struggles to catch the him because he wears a blonde wig when he goes hunting

[vacuously-true]

Hey tumblr friends, in case I haven't told you lately, I have no idea what the FUCK half of you are on about and I WISH I didn't know what the rest of you are on about. Great work. Keep it up.

[nudityandnerdery]

[birlinterrupted]

I’m constantly referring to things as the “extremely rare 6th stage of grief” but none of them will ever be as funny as the original post which i crack up at like, every single time i think abt it

[buddhawithoutorgans]

This one?

[bisopod]

[thanatos-girl]

always amused by people going “if that’s early stage fascism then america’s been fascist for decades!” like yes sweetie you’ve nearly got to the realization that america is a pseudo-fascist state at the best of times

[ylwkirby-moved]

What’s it like being 21 and older

[dream-cassette]