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[c0yote-time]

hi im neo

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[sashimi55]

Human bodies are so weird like the upper half consists of every single vital organ and the lower half is legs

[dambiex]

[beadyeyes]

[angelicguy]

Many of you may be asking- what is rap? Well, to put it simply, rap is the part of the Gorillaz song that sounds- a little different.

[thatqueerchoirkid]

[herondahl-deactivated20120922]

[wonderarium]

this sewing pattern just touched me while i was in the middle of reading it

[summerf0x]

hi my name is Construction Right Outside Your Window and my favorite hobbies are being super loud and annoying. I will start at the crack of dawn every morning okay?

[mattpresents]

How do you know you're not Asexual? Maybe you just haven't met the right nobody.

[the-punforgiven]

I'm just saying, if you're going to worldbuild magic being a "raw, primal force, akin to and interweaving with nature itself" you gotta explain to me why animals don't use it

[the-punforgiven]

I know the normal answer is "they just aren't smart enough for it" but idk I've seen enough media where a character uses a spell in a moment of brain-off panic ilI feel like animals could probably stumble into a spell or two like, accidentally

[the-punforgiven]

Also how funny would it be to see a completely normal regular bear cast magic missile outta nowhere

[the-punforgiven]

Also there is no way ravens wouldn't figure out spells, tbh

They're smart fuckin birds, I believe in them

Either through observing or just figuring shit out ravens could 100% learn how to cast spells I'm sure of it

[the-punforgiven]

Dogs can also cast Magic Missile but every time they do the projectile is shaped like a bone or a stick and they chase after it

[rathayibacter]

group of wizards who ask this in-universe, and after extensive study learn to their surprise that animals are casting spells all the time, just that their magic is so fundamental as to be unrecognizable to humans. turns out the only reason acorns grow on trees is because squirrels keep wishing for them.

[duke-bane]

The thinker

[captain-price-returns]

[knilolas]

[aceynk]

donald tlump or taylor swift just died of applesauce poisoning

[charlesoberonn]

My group identity doesn't believe in the "us vs. them" mentality. That makes us better than everyone else, which is why they all hate us and want to bring us down.

[sm64mario]

which'a worse, landlord or oil baron?

[sm64mario]

this is'a nice

i'a like you'a thinking

[sm64mario]

waluigi'a definitely doing it the evil way though

[waluigioilofficial]

Yeah dude fuck you too.

[ciqqy]

I will lock in tomorrow like nobody has ever locked in before

[ciqqy]

[c0yote-time]

WHY am i scrolling instead of journaling like im supposed to !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! fucker

[c0yote-time]

opening youtube is also not journaling.

[c0yote-time]

SHOPPING IS NOT JOURNALING