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may // 23 // 🏳️‍⚧️🍔

[fictionalgod]

[nessiopeia]

You know I will actually

[nessiopeia]

Happy pride you filthy animals

[sugarsylvie]

Bouncy Ampharos!!

[keylimetafyyy]

Slightly less bouncy Flaaffy!

[posthumousprincessparts]

cuz it got wiped from the internet: transfems it's so cute to want to be cute. do what you think makes you cute, it's ok if you feel awkward that's cute too. you can be yourself, even if you don't think that's very cute, you will still be the worlds cutest girl. i love you

[lichposting]

[segamascott]

[byjove]

Me: *Removes my cat from my lap to do something else.*

My cat: Father is...evil? Father is unyielding? Father is incapable of love? I am running away. I am packing my little rucksack and going out to explore the world as a lone vagabond. I can no longer thrive in this household.

[cryoverkiltmilk]

The spiritual successor to Miette

[manicgoblinnightmarewoman]

Might I also add

[shydestinybread]

May i add the piece from artist Verbal Vomit

[unyanizedcatboys]

Glad to see we’re all in agreement that cats talk like disparaged victorian children

[explorerrowan]

I am so incredibly glad we finally moved on from "i can has". Cats are clearly smart enough for advanced sentence structure and dumb enough to draw entirely incorrect conclusions about what they're talking about.

[dualclock]

My cat, banging the cabnet door over and over and over: bang bang bang

Me: you will not earn what you desire by banging the cabinet door.

My cat: This is a test of wills, is it not? We shall see if your ability to put up with my incessant banging outlasts my eternal lust for snackie treats. Years of conditioning have hardened me for this purpose. bang bang bang

Me: ksst!

My cat, throwing herself to the ground like she's been shot: Oh! Oh I have been assailed in my own home! Have mercy, have pity! Surely in the cruel darkness of your heart there is some mote of goodness that might stay your hand! Do not strike me, I pray you!

Me: ok

My cat, after waiting about 3 minutes: bang bang bang

[notcaycepollard]

[callmebliss]

Can haz snackytreat

[ladyshinga]

(source)

[dogsrulepeopledrool]

Source

[cryoverkiltmilk]

#the ancient texts

... My reblog was only six years ago!

[dungeon-vault]

[loafpile-retribution]

[junie-bugie]

can't stop thinking about this

[mynamejers]

More duders from Warhams: A Chaos Odyssey, people really liked Big Doctor Who Gives You Smokos.

[glitchedcosmos]

Idk here’s him too cuz ⭐️

[pangur-and-grim]

I showed the hairdresser a photo of my baby isopod on the apple slice, and she was like “oh.”

[northirish]

Feature Highlight - Skitarii Visual Design

Today we are joined by our Art Director and Associate Art Director, to chat a bit about how we visualised this new class. Warband! Last

[transmechanicus]

They rationed their augmetic options so they could put their whole >>organ not found<< into making the Skitarii characters and creation PROCESS more detailed, one billion dollars to these devs.

[tinyyellowflowers-blog]

After school care pulled me aside about my child dropping an f-bomb “without remorse” and I put on my concerned face and nodded a bunch.

Apparently he was building something with a younger kid “who really looks up to him and is just starting to make friends” and said “Hey, you’re really fucking good at this.” which is, in my estimation, really a parenting victory.

[tinyyellowflowers-blog]

I absolutely failed at doing this:

[mevil]

[mockva]

Man notices an Eagle eyeing the fish he just caught

[mexicain-sans-frontiers-v2]

[the-davest-of-uncles]

*gets back to the nest* baby you are NEVER gonna believe how i got this fish