i don’t usually find “[x character] has committed war crimes” jokes all that funny because they usually forget that what makes a war crime a war crime instead of a regular offense is that it’s happening during a declared war. i’m rewatching avatar though and nothing brings me more pleasure than to be able to say shit like “sokka has canonically broken the geneva convention” and have it actually check out
hey. what are friends for? set the kettle on and i'll come over for t.
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[A four page comic drawn in dark graphite on lightly textured paper.
Page One: In light pencil lines, Yamato is drawn sitting on his bed in only his sleeveless undershirt and boxer-briefs. Behind him is a closed window, and numerous framed pictures hang on the walls. He is gripping one of his upper thighs and looking at it contemplatively. A caption/title box in the upper left says "Testosterone Tuesdays"
In the three panels following he grips the flesh of his thigh gently with one hand, and with a focused expression, proceeds to give himself an intramuscular shot.
"YO! Tenzo!" Appears in an exclamation balloon behind him, jolting Yamato out of his quiet moment, as Kakashi slides open the window and climbs into the apartment beside him.
Page Two: "Knock!" Yamato demands, "Flare your chakra! This isn't anbu anymore, we're civilized shinobi!" His posture is tight and defensive as Kakashi settles down next to him, but he's still got left hand up with the syringe in it.
Kakashi eyes the syringe neutrally. "Oh, is it shot-day?" He asks in large text, followed by a much fainter "I've been forgetting to do mine."
"Really? Again?" Yamato asks, letting his guard down nearly immediately.
Kakashi shrugs with smile that looks a bit more like a wince. "Eh. I have trouble making time for it."
"Do you...want to be off?" Yamato asks.
"No. I didn't realize I'd walked into an interrogation," Kakashi replies pointedly.
"It's only fair to counter an ambush with an ambush," says Yamato.
Page three: Yamato bends forward, reaching towards the floor, presumably to clean up his supplies. "Well, if you can't remember, then we can do it on the same day," he offers. "I rarely forget."
"What, like a testosterone shot social?" Kakashi asks lightly.
"Sure," Yamato says, picking up and moving his home sharps container. "I'll just invite myself over for T."
"Invite yourself over for T?"
"Well, it's not happening here. You'll just make a game of trying to scare me shitless," Yamato points out.
Page Four: Yamato stands up, still in his undershirt and boxer briefs, stretching, face a little scrunched. He clasps his arms behind his head, one elbow up, the other down.
"What did you come here for anyway?" He asks.
Kakashi smiles again, waving a scroll in one hand. "Mission time."
another underappreciated tumblr feature that you dont get on other sites is the queue. i love it when something i thought was funny six months ago and then forgot about a week later crawlts its way out of the processing vortex and i get to see it all over again.
it is konoha folklore that kakashi's first chunnin uniform is cursed because 3 seperate tailors tried and gave up on making it cause it was giving them nightmares (Hashirama was haunting a LOT of people when he realized they were making a SIX YEAR OLD a chunnin) so Minato ended up making it himself. minato doesn't have nightmares because he killed the part of his brain that produces guilt years ago so he makes it easy peasy, but honestly that only makes the uniform more infamous and scary because god only KNOWS what seals his paranoid ass snuck into that kid's vest lmao
quirky fourth wall breaking character but theyre just fucking. wrong about the medium theyre in. they keep making references to cinematic techniques and directorial styles and the other fourth wall breaking character is like "dumbass we're in a fucking comic book" and they are in a video game.
next time you’re at the thrift store and find a nice solid thick pile area rug for a shockingly good price and you’ve been looking for an area rug for the office forever and the color goes really nicely with the office color scheme and you think this is it, this is what i’ve been waiting for, stop, and ask yourself: did i take the bus here?
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