the tricks in your head are a lie

probably older than you. she/they/ella. english + castellano (normalmente en los tags) // PROMPTS ARE CLOSED!! // i like books, black sails and star wars. in spideydevil hell. i write stuff (tag: maría writes). formerly known as jasondont.

[cabezadeperro]

PSA

HELLO PROMPTS ARE CLOSED!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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hello! this is maría.

link to codex server old boy yaoi /// link to jango fett server just some guy

prompt policy: i only accept prompts within the context of or in response to an ask game or meme. i usually reblog the post in question a few times--if you can’t find it easily it’s probably been too long and i have lost interest. i enjoy rareships, but there are a few characters i’m not a fan of, things i just don’t feel comfortable writing, and concepts and dynamics i don’t vibe with. i won’t work on those. finally, while i do love prompts, i don’t like being told what to do. vibes, inspiration in the form of quotes/pictures, characters, DNWs are very welcome and make me very happy; very specific instructions don’t.

i tag pretty much everything except shitposts. if you need me to tag something in particular, tell me.

 my writing tag is maría writes, and the one i use for the very few text posts i make is maríadont (edit: i’ve started using tp instead, mostly for blacklisting purposes). i also tag posts and reblogs related to any current long-ish wips and some fics.

if you’re a dick on my posts/in my ask box, i Will block you. if i catch you being a dick on someone else’s posts or ask box or on your own blog, i Will block you.

not interested in exclusionist reactionary crap. follow or don’t, i’m not your mom, but know i don’t agree with you.

i post pretty much all of my fic on my ao3 account, here.

i am forgetful, a bit shy and bad at replying to messages in a timely manner, but you are welcome to ask me stuff! please ask me stuff!! i love attention!

[themoonandmyman]

I haven’t said anything interesting in a long while. this will continue

[chemicalico]

who wanna be friends with drawbacks

[spiderdykes]

maybe this was funnier in my head

[sunflowerbutch]

me: *googling what kind of bike helmet i should get*

search result 1, AI-generated article: Since the dawn of time, humans have wondered what kind of bike helmet is best for protecting their cranium and lower intestine. In the event that you find yourself with a bike helmet, you must find a way to save your family. Therefore, we have compiled a list of qualities to look for. First, sodium content is of great importance when biking your helmet.

search results 2, 3, and 4: sponsored ads for bike helmets on amazon

search result 5, reddit thread: bikeaholic363736: hey guys, do any of you have experience with the windslapper 30g helmet from spronklegear?

spokejunkie666: it's probably the best helmet on the market right now. if you're not using the windslapper you might as well just be riding your bike into a woodchipper

handlebar_hamburglar: idiot. we've had this thread a hundred times. don't the mods enforce the repost ban anymore? OP, don't listen to spokejunkie. the windslapper is the leading cause of death in the netherlands

[princemolder]

My bad. I was looking for a stupid job that didn't mean anything where I didn't have to do stuff. Sorry, I guess.

[spideydevil-events]

Spideydevil Poll

Just a reminder that this poll exists! Thanks so much to all of you who took the time to complete it. I'll leave it open another day or two and then I'll start deciding what to do about it.

Spideydevil Events

[spideydevil-events]

Last day!

[sxendrall]

Sad / In Pain Matt Murdock ⤿ s1

[fa3ryb0t]

goodbye straight people

[cinematicwasteland]

[sonandheirofnothinginparticular]

[twoflower-hailspideydevil]

You know that magic word✨

[moghedien]

I feel like I need to share this because idk if Europeans are familiar with the presence of Aldi in the US, but at least especially in my area they’ve been growing a lot recently. Like Aldi bought out some local failing grocery chains where I live (Louisiana) and have opened Aldis in all these somewhat rural communities and small towns, which for the record I’m fine with

But as a result of this they are advertising a lot more in my area and also in many cases, the people in these areas have never been confronted with Aldi or any European grocery store. So the ads that Aldi is pushing out to its new US customer base feature a cowboy shopping at Aldi who is explaining to new Aldi customers how Aldi works. Like this cowboy is explaining you gotta put a quarter in the shopping cart and why there are very little name brands. A cowboy is how they want to reach their American customer base. They gave us a cowboy

[moghedien]

Here he is, the Aldi Cowboy

[shamebats]

"it's just stress" oh thank god, it's just the silent killer that slowly kills you, perfectly harmless, no need to worry

[beholdingslut]

in absolute tears about the pride module at my work

[dikdikpronouncedxylophone]

[bigfoots-biggest-fan]

HOLY SHIT GUYS, I WAS INSPIRED BY THIS POST TO TRY MAKE THE SONG AND YOU WOULD NOT BELIEVE THE SCREAM I SCRUMPT WHEN I DRAGGED THE TRAINING AUDIO OVER THE BACKING TRACK AND IT LINED UP PERFECTLY

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Tempted to actually put this on spotify so I can secretly stream it at work...

Tagging @batshit-auspol because as an Australian you're the only big account I know who might share (sorry).

[punkrorschach]

happy first day of pride everyone

[70sscifiart]

Chris Foss would sometimes paint over his previous work. Here, he turns a western illustration into a sci-fi one.

[spaceshiprocket]

Spider-Man by Julian Totino Tedesco