cacklebot

“cacklebot” and it’s one of the most depressed looking dogs you’ve ever seen. Adult. she/her | FYI: Will post nsfw in between.

[cyberxbattalion]

[cacklebot]

Mood of the century

[airplanned]

We all agree, right?

AI to write your novel is wrong

A bargain with a demon to write your novel is okay

[derinthescarletpescatarian]

Only if you specify in the contract that the demon can't use chat-GPT

[athenadark]

I've been thinking about this - and why asking the demon is also a bad idea

Tartini was a composer and violin teacher and no one respected him, he was generally broke, and he started having weird dreams in which the devil asked him to teach him violin

despite being catholic tartini agreed - although everything told him this was a bad idea

so he taught the devil violin in his dreams and when he had taught him everything he knew the devil offered him payment, he played an original composition in his dream

Tartini woke up weeping and struggled to write it down

we have a historical version of "couldn't remember the greatest song in the world, this is just its tribute", and the song he wrote down made him "Sonata in G Minor, aka the devil's trill" it's usually played by 2 violinists because it's evil difficult,

now imagine you make a deal with the devil to write your novel, he writes it but only lets you read it in a dream and you have to transcribe it from memory the next day.... 150k of the best prose and plot you've ever seen in your life and you have to remember it

chatgpt is evil, but that's just mean

[themanedwolf]

This brings a whole new element to my understanding of Devil Went Down to Georgia

[evilwizard]

just a heads up. im gonna do a big curse soon

[evilwizard]

okay so honestly i wasn’t expecting they’d be able to hide the body for this long

[evilwizard]

LINDSEY GRAHAM ?

[cacklebot]

I got a question Mr. Evil Wizard, how do you get on with the Etsy witches?

[poorly-drawn-mdzs]

Maybe we saw the real shrimp colours this whole time.

[warcrimesimulator]

[cacklebot]

Does anyone know what happened to user @basementcoffee?

They write COD fics. Nothings there anymore 😢

[cacklebot]

Does anyone know what happened to user @basementcoffee?

They write COD fics. Nothings there anymore 😢

[estrogenesis-vaporeongelion]

i mean this so sincerely if you are a man in 2026 you should expect to be on thin fucking ice with the women in your life and if this confuses or enrages you then you are part of the reason why

[estrogenesis-vaporeongelion]

if you aren't even aware that we are right now all of us living in an ongoing worldwide antifeminist backlash, that is not a oh-no-cute-oopsie kind of ignorance. that fully goes past "complicit" and enters "actively part of the problem" territory. it makes me contemptuous of you. it makes me not want to know you at all. i doubt i'm alone in that.

[mysharona1987]

[mysharona1987]

[depsidase]

[handweavers]

mice are having sex in my walls :(

[handweavers]

the mice are fucking AND now i'm getting heckled

[gloriousbodies]

@oyavaski​ i think the funniest part of this is you thinking that this is fake because.....some of us are the same age and we have normal tumblr names i guess lmao????

[handweavers]

never thought i'd get accused of faking having a mice infestation for tumblr clout and yet here we are

[eldriitchmurmurs]

you fucked those mice yourself

[handweavers]

I fucked those mice myself

[skygenders]

There is something sooo deeply American going on with Seattle Children’s Hospital that I think would brick the minds of everyone outside of the United States.

[skygenders]

The CHILDRENS hospital has to restrict helipad landings because of noise complaints from the wealthy home owners living next to it. Only the most urgent patients can land directly at the hospital. While the other kids have to land a mile away and are taken to the hospital via ambulance. Which is an unnecessary risk to the child’s life and also makes the families pay for the helicopter AND ambulance.

[skygenders]

Seattle Children’s says Laurelhurst noise concerns burdens lifesaving care for children

The hospital says some limits on helipad access add pressure when children need lifesaving care.

Apparently this has been going on for decades and is only getting traction because a pilot complained on Twitter.

[blignick]

[teaboot]

BESPOKE

[vampiricvenus]

American cartoonish cruelty and evil is beyond parody at this point.

[vampiricvenus]

The seething hatred I have for that cesspool attached to the north of México knows no bounds, I hope it explodes and only the survivors of the Indigenous genocide and Black enslavement that were used to build that fuck ass country survive and start thriving in there. Good fucking god.

[vampiricvenus]

What do you MEAN a comedy of how the USA interfered with Chile's politics in the 70s to a degree that killed and disappeared thousands (in a, back then, less than 15 million population country), tortured tens of thousands more, caused 17 years of terror, and that we're STILL suffering massively from? I hope every motherfucker involved in such a project has their genitals spontaneously and very painfully explode on the spot. I'm making it happen with my mind.

[vampiricvenus]

[TW: Forced incest, sexual torture, graphic violence]

Fathers and daughters were forced at gunpoint to have sex while officers watched and laughed. They inserted live rats into the vaginas of detained women. They killed a woman by burying her alive up to her neck in the Atacama desert and kicked her head until they beheaded her. They forced people to drink gallons of water so once they'd force them into "the rake" the electricity would hit them harder. They disappeared CHILDREN. They did these things TO CHILDREN TOO.

And there's cunts going teehee, haha about it? I hope it happens to them too.

[vampiricvenus]

If you reblog this post it better be this version, I'm sick and tired of sugarcoating what this deranged fucking evil empire has done to my people.

[vampiricvenus]

Verdad, justicia y reparación: Estado chileno condenado a pagar fuerte indemnización por torturas

Reciente fallo de la magistrada Juana Álvarez Arenas, del Vigésimo Tercer Juzgado Civil de Santiago, condena al Estado de Chile a pagar $100

For some reason my brain referred to this as "the rake" when "the grill" is a more apt translation. That illustration was made based on the accounts of survivors of torture of what it looked like.

It was a metallic bedframe (without a mattress, obviously), where they'd lay the victims and shock them with massive electricity discharges for hours. Always trying to make sure it was NOT enough to kill them, but enough to make them wish they were dead. A ton of people did accidentally died while on the grill, however, including, according to witnesses, the several months pregnant Reinalda Pereira.

This is what these motherfuckers are making a comedy out of.

[skankplisskenmoved]

men took my little pony away from us girls so us teen girls are takin pro wrestling fuck yall just try n stop us

[coralbluebirdtiger-deactivated2]

have fun fetishizing the shit out of *real life* celebrities. it actually makes the people who sexualize the shit out of children’s cartoons seem normal.

[rideitslut]

did you just imply being attracted to actual real human males isn’t normal but wanting to fuck cartoon horses is

[sabubu91]

I need to reblog this again because it still makes me laugh

[pppuri]

richard of york gave battle in vain

[depsidase]