Water me, i'm thirsty

-gothpirate -perkywhitelightning

[sicknastyjr]

Your 20s are not about getting your life together they're about learning to escape the self imposed torture labyrinth you've built inside your own head

[beemovieerotica]

there was a well-meaning international student (learning english) in my workspace who came up to me and asked "how is your handsome white boy?" and it took me a few seconds to realize she was not in fact asking about my twink spouse but my white dog

[important-animal-images]

[probuccalfat]

this feels like a bit. i know it’s not but this is so absurd that it feels like it’s right out of arrested development

[junglejim4322]

[artsy-kitten]

The only thing imma say about the new Shrek is that they better show us the fucked up adult versions of Donkey and Dragon’s babies don’t chicken out you Frankensteined those things, you gotta live with the consequences

[headlesswarlock]

“WHATS THIS? WHATS THIS?”

[headlesswarlock]

i wish i never made this post ill never get my dash back

[keiko-evans]

Yes

[feels-fics-fandoms]

It’s a tradition to bring this back, I’ve got it schedule for like the next eight years to post this on the first and last day of October

[onceiwashere]

more songs should start with I’m in the business of misery let’s take it from the top. probably my biggest problem with the beatles is that none of their songs do

[manforsale]

[junglejim4322]

electrolyte depleted behavior

[amygdalae]

despite all my dread i am still just a rat made of thread

[rat-council-official]

official rat made of thread post

[rfskia]

[seaofsunbeams]

[jellyjamheadobb]

[valtsv]

the funniest character headcanons are feral, homophobic and tax evader i dont accept constructive criticism and you cant change my mind

[shaggytwodope-deactivated202104]

hates the irish, fucks to survive, war criminal

[regbian-moved-to-lezbianz]

alignment chart

[wrexingdrew]

[spar-kie]

[identificat]

[pacmantrinity-deactivated202207]

she does not FUCK

[sabrinawinslow-deactivated20191]

[gay-jesus-probably]

can you believe this website is free

[that-clever-oc-deactivated20250]

[johnnysilverhandssuitcasenuke]

[bigmeatpete69420]

Fuck yea

[daily-spooky]

[tikkety-tok]

This is what Rasputin would've wanted.

[teaboot]

I feel like I'm being seduced like one of those fancy rainforest birds

[fruitpilled]

is it working

[teaboot]

Yes

[magnuspool]