[mossworm]

clam and fairy shrimp adventures

[weirdlandtv]

Dutch artist, Redmer Hoekstra.

[nimmenstjer]

Ooooh, because “path” and “toad” are written and pronounced the same way in Dutch!

Pad en pad.

Een paddenpaadje.

A road of toads.

[lorax177]

I trode on the toad road

[iridescentoracle]

[babyfairy]

my friends: *say something funny online*

me:

[hearteyedraccoon]

[ferrantes]

[mjalti]

listen, when i go to open my mouth & what comes out is 12 degrees of seperation from what the original topic was, u need to connect the dots bitch. think fast. i’m not gonna hold ur hand but we’re leaving now and visiting every topic along the line. wave it goodbye, don’t get hung up on it

[o-kurwa]

[dashdrive-deactivated20131218]

this oatmeal has god damn dinosaur eggs in it and then when you cook it THE DINOSAURS FUCKIN HATCH IM SO PUMPED

[a-cool-ghoul]

Was this post made in 1996?

[gloryholeaction69-deactivated20]

fun has no expiration date

[butterfly-and-moth-species]

Iotaphora iridicolor

Iotaphora iridicolor

Family: Geometridae

[lillyjadethings-deactivated2019]

[stalker-among-the-stars]

Deploy the boy

[manlethotline]

being an adult and buying your own shit is so weird i don’t understand why anything is priced the way it is. why did my tattoo cost 8 toothpastes? why does a pair of socks cost a sandwich but a fancy dinner costs a whole jacket? why is book the same cost as 2 bag frozen vegetables? nothing makes sense i just wanna steal.

[iraprince]

anybody else in the club feeling this one

[qsy-draws-a-lot]

You didn’t have to call us out.

[rem-ir]

Ankh-Morpork is so damn funny because everyone seems to know how to calculate odds very well but no one can spell or use commas

[cakesandfail]

I’ve been thinking about this for an entire day and I know this is just a shitpost BUT

my maternal grandfather was illiterate. like. could not read a word. but he had a fantastic head for numbers.

and I bet you all thought this was going to be another post about social class, didn’t you?

but it’s not. it’s just that my grandfather was a petty criminal who made dodgy deals and rode around in a ‘sidecar’ made of a chicken crate nailed to the side of his brother’s motorbike, and let’s be honest, that’s about as close to a real-life CMOT Dibbler as it gets

[brawltogethernow]

That...explains it, doesn't it. In Ankh-Morpork you rarely need to know how to spell, but damn if you don't need to be able to calculate on the fly whether the bread lady is trying to shrift you on your bulk order.

[friendly-animals]

(Source)

[catasters]

[ilovewinningbabyiwantitall-deac]

What chilling means ^

[shock]

*Rotating calmly inside the gas station hot dog heater*

[trailcams]

source

[bombus-terrific]

Aerial field landscape embroidery by Chromatomania on Etsy and Instagram

[ondoinganevildeedblues]

best sleeping conditions: freezing fucking cold room but layers and layers of blankets 

[missielynne]

this speaks to me.

[permanentlyinactive-deactivated]

Scientifically, it’s because sleeping in a cooler environment (freezing cold room) and also sleeping under some physical pressure (blankets) - especially of you have anxiety and/or insomnia - is actually the most ideal sleeping condition.

[renaissancerogue]

My life

[ohheymarshmallow]

#wow it’s nice to be scientifically validated

[saranghaessa]

AND sticking your nose out from under the blankets to feel that cold air while the rest of your body is warm and comfy !

[naamahdarling]

Like literally cocooning yourself in blankets so that there is like a three-inch hole around your nose and mouth so you can breathe the good Cold Airs and everything else is covered.

[dont-you-hear-my-call]