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Iām having a stroke
Huh, must've been the wind
the european mind cannot comprehend the 48 oz dunkin bucket
Excuse me while I look something up...
1.4 litres????
Human bodies are so weird like the upper half consists of every single vital organ and the lower half is legs
I love the very idea of the paris catacombs like. yeah sure the real-life city of paris has a straight-up megadungeon sprawling under it. Why not.
Thereās also bones.
āWell how much bones.ā I can assure you a comical amount. Youād think I was joking amount. Dark Souls ass decoration amount
This is just like. A couple of pictures off google. iāve been there. Thereās piles of bones they havenāt been through.
Nobody in the notes mentioned this fact but i need to emphasize there is absolutely so much bones. There is a dungeon and itās decorated like this. Thereās bone piles and shit that hasnāt even been discovered. The mega dungeon is not only big it looks like that. They literally need to sort it out from the amount of bones. There are so many dead people beneath paris in a dark souls crypt.
Lotsa people in the notes of this post pointing out that Paris isn't unique in this regard and actually most cities have sprawling underground complexes under them (sewers, cisterns, railway systems, etc)
And like yeah but like. None of them look like a stereotypical evil dungeon in an RPG as the Paris catacombs. It's not just that it has a lot of tunnels under it it's that it has a lot of Dark Souls looking ass tunnels under it.
drinking an entire bottle of wine then yelling at this like it's the super bowl
see her fabulous
I WILL NEVER BE A HOBBIT I WILL NEVER LIVE IN THE SHIRE I WILL NEVER JOURNEY TO RIVENDELL I WILL NEVER EAT THAT WEIRD BREAD I WILL NEVER MEET ARAGORN IN THE PRANCING PONY I WILL NEVER SEE GANDALFS FIREWORKS
wheres seasons greasons
its that time of year again
It doesnāt have to be
its not optional
Someone should make a version of this gif where he's peacefully floating in front of crackling flames of a hellscape or something
gave it the good ol college try
a reminder that ursula le guinās writing schedule was the best writing schedule.
We are the daughters of the hams you couldn't burgle
šāØļø get snailed! šāØļø
We are the snaughters of the snams you snouldn't snurgle
Speak your shit sister
some of you need to smoke a joint and jerk off and play a fun little videogame
I understand. Doing this now
Chat, is it considered āabusive roommate behaviorā to release a raccoon into the living space after you have asked your roommate for months to please clean up their messes (they do not pay any of the mortgage)
For context, when I used to live alone I would do something called āPrincess Timeā where I would do an initial sweep (to remove any significant hazards) and then I would release a raccoon into the living area and clean. This helped because I would 1) feel like a princess and 2) the raccoon would bring attention to things my ADHD brain had decided to ignore and Iād quickly clean that stuff up.
So like, if Iām expected to clean the house now, I will be doing it in the way that is most effective for me. And anything that has not been cleaned up after months of having sit-down talks and sending reminders and being promised things will change, might be deemed ātrashā by the trash panda and thrown away.
We havenāt done since we moved into the house, because I didnāt want to cause my roommate or their cats destress or have their things destroyed by a raccoon
I am a raccoon biologist and one of the few people in the state allowed to take in captive bred raccoons that had been possessed illegally. The raccoon in the photos is Moonshine, but she is currently at the animal sanctuary where I work as I had been quarantining multiple new intakes from an abuse case. I still have two males (Rum Tum Tugger and Electra) left in my home enclosure as we are getting them neutered and then hopefully sending them to an AZA accredited zoo.
I wanna make things very clear that underneath all the whimsy, I am a trained professional.
Those vibes are likely because Iām the original creator of Dashcon and my personality has not changed since 2012 lmao
My first time operating CCTV cameras I was handed control over what was essentially 50 independently moving eyes that collectively covered an area about the size of a football field and from that experience I now know that
Suddenly having 50 moving eyes can make you disoriented and barfy and the adjustment period sucks ass
It takes both more and less time than youād think to figure out what the structure as a whole looks like and where those eyes ARE
After you get used to it the entirety of the structure itself and all of the eyes you can see from feels like an extension of your nervous system in a very bizarre way. Like I have dreams now from the perspective of A Building and Iām not sure how to describe that.
Once you are aware of an unreachable blind spot it nags at you constantly and you can feel it like a hard little lump under your skin you need to poke and scratch at and itās ardghgguychgghhbhhhbhhh
And on top of that, having operated CCTV at multiple locations now- my favourite and most comfortable one having excess of 60 cameras- it can be REALLY hard to suddenly jump to a different operating interface and display configuration, because all the muscle memory is wrong
On my COMFORTABLE system, the one I spent the longest time on, I never had to think about what code I needed to punch in. If I needed to watch a specific person, I could follow them all over the site without thinking about it.
Now at a different location, all the manual equipment and codes and lag and resolution are different, and it feels like going from playing the piano to driving stick shift on the left side of the road with my feet
The closest I imagine I can equate it to is like. Getting really really good at painting with a pair of prosthetic hands, and then suddenly having them swapped out with someone elseās
Not the best depiction, but. Feels like this
I love how many people read my work posts and tag it ābody horrorā, āeldritchā, āscience fictionā, āMurderbotā, āMagnus archivesā, āOP is a cyborgā
While all the people with security & surveillance experience are chilling in the notes like
To be clear I love it. I love that weāre all living in our own little adventures
@keferon Thinking about mecha au again...
Oh yeah this is reverse Mecha Prowl experience right here
It really helps to not be picky about what art you engage with actually. Gotta mix up your diet a bit from time to time
If you find you're bored of the folk punk you always listen to, try out a rap album. If you only ever watch classic cinema or more grounded art films, check out a fast and furious movie or something. Or try reading a book if you only ever consume film or tv. Or comics. Or go to an art museum. You may not like whatever it is you try out, and I promise you don't have to like it, but I can guarantee that you can't subsist on a monoculture. Be open to experiencing new art. Even if it's bad. Especially if it's bad, actually.
Walgreens texts you your prescription is ready and then immediately calls you like PICK UP YOUR DAMN PRESCRIPTION NEOW OR THE PHARMACY TECHNICIAN GETS IT
I meant "gets it" as in they will kill him but I like your idea of Drugs Georg better