[bobellafofella]

what if i told u i am thinking about hardshine at every waking moment

[marsjoram]

mirzaaaa i have a deep cut naddpod question: in ep 99, do you remember what jaina says to hardwon before she tells him she's interested in moonshine? it was smth straightbait-y but i can't pull it. there's a version of me that would be ashamed at myself for forgetting lmao

LOL hell yeah i have it in my notes from ages ago. about 1:10:45 - “normally when i’m attracted to someone i go through a 6-12 month long courting process before i formally declare my feelings, but, seeing as it is…the end of the world…i don’t really have time for that. anyway, i’m sort of…intrigued by…your….” which is where hardwon starts getting surprised and she clarifies. gave me a heart attack 👍

[emiko-matsui]

guys they literally made a book about a video game and i heard that they seriously made a podcast about that book

[applepreserves]

did u know if you think about taz balance too long you can explode

[kindleaf]

the rpf game in bahumia has gotta go crazy i know bev read a 100k t-rated for canon typical violence and language 5+1 polylegendaryheroes and then he actually meets thiala and sadly deletes it from his bookmarks

[kindleaf]

hardwon gets back to the astral plane and bev's like YOU MET THE FROG PAL? and hardwon learns all about the boywiz ao3 scene and tears up a little bit at a first kiss fic because it reminds him of him and gemma in The Mines and then gruumsh disintegrates a legion of soldiers with his mind and they're like oh shit right i forgot

[kindleaf]

on the second day of @naddpodgifting my true love gave to me... some jolene and baby moonshine for @ghostedflakes ! she caught her first (but definitely not her last) nannerfly!

[transformersweatpants]

Cut to:

Gorgug: would you love me if I was a worm?

Mary Anne: no

Gorgug: T_T

My commissions are open!

[lizormianillustration]

pretty cool, my darling paramour

@dimension20official

[operationslipperypuppet]

how to prove you’re not in love with your best friend, a beginner’s guide:

introduce yourself to their mother by saying “i’m a big fan of your daughter”

make her earrings she was planning to make herself while she sleeps

jump into a worm’s mouth after she’s been swallowed to save her life

do a lot of work to help her be uncursed in battle (including kissing her, but believing she can save herself)

say you’ve been half elf since you met her when she reincarnates you

attempt magic to bring her back to life when you’ve never been able to do magic ever

tell another one of your good friends that she can approach a romantic relationship with her because your feelings will never matter more than hers and she’ll do whatever the hell she wants, so it doesn’t matter what you think

run to her for help with a romantic relationship of your own (and accept the 9th level spell she casts on you)

ask to move in to her hometown the first chance you get

attempt to make a teleporter work in order to travel to another plane because she is in trouble

and then you’re good. mission accomplished.

[nannerfly]

sorry I just got so caught up in the music………………

[transformersweatpants]

National Bardic inspiration shortage, requested by @straightyuri

[lobstermigration]

Eldermourne but it’s actually a children’s book

[charlilil]

I relisten to hot boy summer so often and this bit always kills me

[stone-stars]

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Transcript:

Josh (Murph): Hah! I did it! I'm the fuckin main warlord! Moonshine (Emily): Yeah, you did. It was good doin' business with you, too, you know. Josh: Yeah, you know what, I held up my end of the deal, you held up yours, we worked together! 'Cause I kicked this dude's ass! Murph: And you hear him and Rust start going back and forth again-- Rust (Murph): No, I'm gonna kick your ass dude. Josh: I'm gonna kick your fuckin ass dude. Rust: I'm gonna kick your ass! Moonshine: Actually, um… you didn't hold up your end of the deal yet. I just delivered my promise, and now it's time for you to deliver. [A pause.] Josh: The fuck are you talkin about? I said-- Moonshine: I mean, the deal said I get you the soul coins, and I get your army. [Metal riff plays.] Murph: You see Josh… Jake, delighted: (laughing) Oh, shit! OH SHIT! [Caldwell laughs.] Murph: You see Paw Paw-- Jake: Holy shit. Someone took herself out to dinner! [Emily laughs.] Murph: Paw Paw-- Paw Paw (Murph): Reer reer reer! Murph: -- goes up on your shoulder. Crosses his arms. And Josh goes-- Josh: Wait, no, but-- (laughs nervously) I didn't like fucking say-- I didn't mean it like that! Moonshine: May I introduce… my lawyer? [Caldwell laughs.] Paw Paw: Reer! Reer reer reer. Reer reer. Moonshine: Paw Paw, could you present the contract as writ and signed? Paw Paw: Reer! Hardwon (Jake): Rust, this is why it's important to learn how to read.

[gooseco]

inside jokes

[aye-of-newt]

guillermo del toro’s pinocchio is a beautiful film but my god no one has adapted that story like neverafter. you can never look at it the same way again after listening to lou wilson, a black man, explaining that he chose to play as pinocchio because it’s a story about a little boy who isn’t allowed to make mistakes. that in pinocchio's story, he is fundamentally barred from childhood at once upon a time. he must earn something that everyone else is granted from birth. the other boys get to tell lies and play and get into trouble, but when pinocchio does the same thing there are grave and violent consequences. his pinocchio is trying to understand why the world is so unfair, why the rules are so different for him, why everyone else gets to be a real boy.

and I think about it every day.

[psrj]

three lost birds

[keplercryptids]

[ID: a monochromatic drawing of Magnus, Merle and Taako, standing close together and facing different directions. They’re drawn in dark colors except for Magnus’s bandanna around his neck, Merle’s large book he’s holding and the umbrella Taako holds in both hands, all of which are red and faintly glowing.]