heck

i made this blog when i was in high school and now i have a career

[machinot]

Nobody calls each other “terminally online” anymore. I think that’s because everyone is terminally online now. Jobless too. And ugly as fuck. Stains all over our shirts. Stupid as well

[getrichquicktricks]

following tai lopez on snapchat has really been an experience

[fullmetalwindbreaker]

here in my kitchen just bought this uh new grass fed non homogenized organic milk here

[queenwhiskey]

ok but why is there a man being held at gun point

[sleepywitchgal-deactivated20161]

here in my living room, i got this uh, hostage situation here

[mkbematt-deactivated20181219]

47 bullets in my gun account

[heartfairy]

retiring to your chambers >>>>>>

[lakevida]

i love poison omelette

[the-bone-thief]

-1

[skeletor-at-the-skele-store]

-1

[sanleigh]

-1

[lakevida]

got some kick to it i tell you what

[error-404-fuck-not-found]

used to think it terribly silly (and kinda funny) when fantasy or sci-fi stories would have people refer to major recent historical events as The Flood or The Incident or The Revolution, and im sure historians fucking hate that because it's not helpful or descriptive, but we sure do be calling it The Pandemic

[clubcope]

[dogpuppy]

[throathole]

Oh thanks but what the fuck does any of that mean

[anariel-the-elrond-apologist]

I’ve seen quite a few of these in my time, but this one takes the cake.

[throathole]

This is fucking killing me

Golp: a roundel purpure.

Repeat this to yourself until it begins to have meaning

[a-book-of-creatures]

Okay then since some of you need to be reminded of this:

Roundels are circles in heraldry. They are named according to their color, which also has its own lingo. Let’s meet them!

Bezant: roundel or (gold) 🟡

Plate: roundel argent (silver) ⚪️

Torteau: roundel gules (red) 🔴

Pomme: roundel vert (green) 🟢

Hurt: roundel azure (blue) 🔵

Golp: roundel purpure (purple) 🟣

Pellet: roundel sable (black) ⚫️

If your field is strewn with roundels, you can describe it appropriately as being bezanty, hurty, golpy, and so on.

[cognitohazardous]

[tamamita]

[femmchantress]

I don’t care if Monday’s yuck

Tuesday, Wednesday tread through muck

Thursday maybe eat a duck

It’s Friday, Flat as Fuck

[handsomeboymodelingschool]

Much to learn

[aroace-ryland-grace]

the sewing machine is like if a horse and an inkjet printer had a child

[wtf-scientific-papers]

[Object personification in autism: This paper will be very sad if you don’t read it]

link to the article

ironically, the full article seems to be behind a paywall

[drawnsnake]

I cried watching Project Hail Mary btw

[dogpuppy]

[dogpuppy]

[dogpuppy]