Simply Beautiful

Klarissa Lovejoy; 21, California; Funny; Smart;

[daloy-politsey]

[jackpowerx]

“Socialism never took hold in America because the poor see themselves not as an exploited proletariat, but as temporarily embarrassed millionaires.” - source disputed, but accurate

[pompkinsoups]

Oh my god I asked for a charger and homie comes over, dick out, balls hangin all up close to gimme an iPhone 5 cord

[pompkinsoups]

I FORGOT TO MENTION I WAS AT A NUDE FIGURE DRAWING CLASS

[fragiletearsandtinywings]

i arrive at the drawing class

homie: here charger: given dick: out

[notebookcola]

I kindly thank him for the charger and continue drawing

[jon-arbuckle-murdered-lyman]

Reminder that Jon Arbuckle murdered Lyman in cold blood as a means to obtain Odie for his own cruel purposes

[genderflux-moved-deactivated201]

Not saying he wouldnt do this but SOURCE?????

[raeloganthesonic06fangirl]

Oh, boy, this is a fun bit of trivia.

See this book? This was published in 1998. I got it when I was 8 from my school bus driver for being really helpful on the route map for her first day, so this book has been in my possession for 19+ years. It’s very battered, but all the pages are still there, taped together, because the binding glue didn’t react well to the environment I lived in at the time.

Page 32 has a special “Bonus” spot for Lyman, with “updated” (for 1998) profile art

Closer look at the page

JON, WHAT DID YOU DO?

[raeloganthesonic06fangirl]

Oh, and also, if you know your Garfield Lore, then Lyman was Jon’s roommate until 1983, then left for an unknown reason, leaving Odie behind. He did appear in a Logo Box for Garfield’s 10th Birthday strip in 1988, as a cameo, but for the most part, Lyman has been absent for so long, they have continually rewritten how exactly Jon obtained Odie, ranging from adopting him from the same shop as Garfield, to adopting Odie a couple years into owning Garfield.

Except for

The popular 90s Garfield flash game, “Garfield’s Spooky Scavenger Hunt”, in which you can find Lyman chained up in a basement as a hidden eastern egg. He begs Garfield to give him some muffins to eat, then disappears after you leave the room and come back.

Garfield Lore is pretty messed up when you dig around.

[jon-arbuckle-murdered-lyman]

“… rewritten how exactly Jon obtained Odie…” More like Jon Arbuckle is not only a murderer, but a really poor liar who can’t keep his own stories straight. #JusticeForOdie

[heavyweightheart]

i don’t use this word lightly but diet talk is ableist in addition to being fatphobic. somewhere around 75% of women struggle with disordered eating, and among them are people whose disorders will eventually kill them. eating disorders are the deadliest mental illnesses and there are many more of us in your life than you imagine–at work, in your family, at school, in social circles, in churches, mosques, & synagogues. i won’t make a comparison to talking about [x] around [y mental illness] and how people wouldn’t do that, bc they definitely would, but this is my area so i’m calling diet talk what it is: violence 

[tonysopranobignaturals-deactiva]

this always makes me think, diet talk ties into orthorexia (when you start dieting and restrict and/or eat low calorie foods to such an extreme amount you develop an eating disorder, sometimes without even knowing until later). i’ve seen this happen SO much, people get into dieting, feeling insecure, and completely ruin their health, leading them to feel worse and more insecure.

there are lots of videos where random women are asked what the ideal weight and height they want, and it’s often like “5’7 and 104 pounds”, holy fuck that’s not something anyone should strive for (unless you are normally underweight due to some sort of health condition causing weight loss).

sorry if i’m rambling here but i’m really passionate about this topic because I had severe anorexia as a young child. i’m not alone in this experience. literal children look at themselves and think “my stomach should be more flat when i’m sitting down, like [x] celebrity in a tv show I like”. it’s scary !!

[weaver-z]

Concept: horse girl movie where instead of having a horse that’s Damaged With A Heart Of Gold and a Sad Girl Who Needs It we have a horse who’s just batshit crazy who forges a grudging bond with the main character because she’s even batshit fucking crazier

[weaver-z]

Horse: *losing its fucking mind whinnying and charging the girl*

Girl: *whinnies right back, louder*

Horse:

[weaver-z]

Evil Rancher Guy: Mighty fine hawse you got theare, missy

Girl: BACK THE HELL OFF, YOU CAPITALIST BITCH

Evil Rancher Guy: Woah jesus sorry bout that have a good day ma’am

[noah-of-the-dragons]

Rival rich bitch: your horse is so stupid and mad and dumb and should be sent to-

Girl: (tackles rival rich bitch) SHUT UP, THOT!

[weaver-z]

The Rich Bitch in this movie is a dude and the running gag is that she keeps kicking him in the nads and he keeps finding more and more convoluted ways to protect them and none of the ways Stop Her

[dollygale]

this is just the plot of lilo and stitch

[sweetheart-suggestion]

Bed sharing is so intimate and blessed… dozing off and waking up to the sound of their breathing… feeling them roll over in their sleep to wrap an arm around you… hearing the little noises they’re making in their dreams…..

[bombing]

nun: amen

man: not all amen

[asterismalvixen-moved-deactivat]

literally everyone who “ships” incest is ugly like…there are no exceptions at all

[workingclassguy]

Bitch, where?

[marcitlali]

im gonna fucking kill myself right here on this day

[neo-soulless]

NEVER fucking forget

[goth-aunt]

This should be entered in the library of congress

[powerfulwizard]

from OPs blog

[powerfulwizard]

I think its about time we stop reblogging this.

[ahhhhhhhhh88-88]

Ellen page is so brave for playing a straight woman

[j-uwu-ish]

“You’re the only (x) year old I would date” is a warning sign

“I feel bad about dating you because you’re so young” is a warning sign

“But because it’s US I know it’s ok” is a warning sign

“This would be bad between any other couple” is a warning sign and you need to run

[j-uwu-ish]

“You’re so mature for your age” is a WARNING SIGN

[pondturtlesan]

haters will see you crawling around their room and put you outside in a cup

[sucknarutoes]

posting rants about ur childhood trauma then deleting all evidence of it 15 seconds later like

[beaky-peartree]

captain hook: arrrg i miss vine. twas me fav’rit app

smee: but capn! there’s a new app! its not exactly the same but it’s very similar!

captain hook: what’s it called?

smee: um

[showerthoughtsofficial]

Your mom finding her friend at a store is like unskippable cutscenes

[glowpop]

oh my god….there are people alive in this day and age who don’t know how to torrent movies

[glowpop]

a friend the other day was like….”oh i really want to watch this movie but i cant find it anywhere on netflix or online” and i said “oh you can just torrent it” and she gave me the blankest look…and then i said “you know…piratebay? kickasstorrents?” and she just frowned at me…what’s happening to this generation

[lierdumoa]

Guys it’s so much worse than that.

A couple years ago an instructor at my college who taught basic programming courses for game design majors posted on his facebook that a bunch of his incoming freshmen didn’t know how to create a zip file. 

A lot of public schools dropped their computer literacy courses in the early 2000s because they just assumed kids would “learn it at home.” There’s a whole generation of kids who only know how to navigate a touchscreen phone/tablet. They’ve never used a laptop or desktop.

I saved the facebook post and discussion thread – you can read it here: http://lierdumoa.tumblr.com/post/162986545597/image-is-a-screen-capture-of-a-facebook-post

[flange5]

I teach a college English class and not a semester goes by where I don’t have to teach a student how to use the Tab key to indent a new paragraph, because some of them literally have no pragmatic computer experience.

[brodiebutt]

pirate bay and kickass torrents are long gone….. like ofc kids dont know about them…

[glowpop]

they’re….they’re still there. kickasstorrents and pirate bay are still there and still kickin like crazy….in 2019….i think people not knowing about them has to do more with the rise of streaming services like netflix n hulu n shit

[germanova-deactivated20220729]

But its illegal?????????

[glowpop]

this is actually the funniest objection i’ve seen so far. what are you? a cop? you love the law? you love paying 15 dollars for albums made by artists who eat lamborghinis and diamonds and will make more money in a year than you ever will in your life? it’s okay. fuck the law.

[secondclassvines]

“quick psa here folks”

[snootyweevil]

[davhewit]

Didn’t know this was such a pressing issue lol

[cozi]

when i was 12 i got banned from yahoo answers and when i emailed support to be like “what did i do??” i got a really vague answer that just said “you know what you did” and it still haunts me to this day