Hound To Hoof

HAII my name is Callie this is totally not a pony play, Mechsploitation and hdg RP blog | MDNI | tgirl of the age of 20 | Marine biology major | professional good pony | professional Hound girl | Pan & Poly | silliest trans woman ever | She/her its/it |

[calliecanters]

I remember as like a 13 year old watching the hunger games mocking jay part two(2) and when they showed the twins sisters in 451 I thought

“Wow they should make out”

Rewatched it tonight and yeah they should make out

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No me on this hike

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I think having to prove you aren’t/don’t use Ai is very interesting

Like on one hand I do love getting knotted by other hound girls while they claw up my back and rip the flesh from my neck.

And on the other hand getting to suck my Handlers sidearm while she kicks me with her boots and makes me hump her leg because my accuracy in the sim was only 98%

Uhhh anyways what was I on about again?

My point was uhhh

Ai is typically scrubbed of anything sexual so make sure you fuck your Handlers boots extra hard

[imadrian98]

Mechsploitation is seemingly built to appeal to neurodivergent freaks like me. You have some things going for you, but that comes at the cost of missing things everyone else seems to understand intuitively. So, you mask. Pretend to be human. You can convince the others that you're actually super competent. You're an Ace. You're a hero.

But that's a lie, and it's killing you. Sooner or later, you break. The mask can't go back on. Your true self has been ripped from your core for all to see.

"That's okay," says Handler. "You're better off like this, anyway."

She took that ridiculous mask you were wearing, and in its place, She put a muzzle. A mark of inhumanity. Just so. Of course you're not human. What human would be missing such core concepts? What human would be this obsessed with something? No, She knows the truth, and now She'll show it to you. She'll teach you how to be yourself. She'll guide you away from the prying demands of others. She's all you have to think about. Just be a good hound and She'll guide you.

[calliecanters]

BPD? You mean Best Puppy Disorder?

OCD? You mean Occasional Kitty Disorder?

DID? You mean Dinosaur Inthusiast Disorder

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I have a bunch of fun little quirks about me

I have what I call “time ocd” if the number isn’t one I like 5s or 4s then I won’t be doing the thing until it’s for example 12:35 until then I’ll watch the clock tick by

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I’m sooo excited I got new shower stuff today! It all smells so good and I got fresh clean razors! Eeeeee shower time is gonna be awesome pawsome

[calliecanters]

*Three months before rescue by Affini vessel Coreopsis, Transmission was picked up and sent to the Affini rescue ship, before it could reach project Ezekiel’s HQ*

Playing Transmission now

*Before the camera is a shaggy looking hound with messy dark brown hair she looks…excitable and is dressed down in camo pants and a disgusting tank top*

Mmmmm there is this cute fox tboy thingy I really like to chew on…he’s cute and smells like uh he smells so…nghhh kinda like sandalwood and dragons blood

Um anyways, Ma’am. I uhh I mounted him…without permission.…so can we keep him

Please please please Handler! Please he’s so cute! And his bush is orange like fox fur! He’s so cute please!!!!

Okay. Okay. Regardless the mission is proceeding as planned, Ma’am.

Hound 1 ending transmission.

[calliecanters]

I’ve been trying to right a Mechsploitation fic for two years so I know what it’s like to have no motivation

But if you don’t move your pen from the paper all you’ll get is a big splotch of ink.

Sometimes you won’t have any motivation. This hound knows that feeling well.

Keep moving even if you have to crawl, even if you have to claw and pull yourself up on a vertical (|) slope.

Keep moving because if you don’t write your own story someone else will write it for you.

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Please please please please Handler please let me make out with your balls please just lay them on my face

Please please I just wanna huff your gunpowder scent please please just shove your ass in my face please

*Whine* please…

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Currently making out with my plushie and it’s pretty cool

Yes my girlfriend does get jealous and she does pout and yes it’s extremely cute

Anyways good morning everyone

[calliecanters]

Love the before and after shots of my transition timeline tbh went from a punk rock anarchist to a dolly doggy communist

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OOC

So please please please tell me why my 8.2 BILLION (made annually) company pays me $12 an hour.

Also my goal is to:

1. Sort books and media

2. Check damage of books and media

3. Scan at minimum 500 books (not counting media) every day.

4. Doing all this at a small desk by reaching into a Gaylord (big box) and pulling them out by hand.

5. Put books and media out after pricing them.

6. NO YOU CANT GET MORE HOURS FUCK YOU TRANNY

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Day uhh…11? Of being on an Affini vessel…

Hound is so happy! She even has a name now! Miss Lonicera is SOO good to me! My name is um…uhm she anemde meee Callie…

Something about an old Terran place…she’s so beautiful I love her so so much!

Affini are pawsome! She even got me toys! I got a new chew toy!

[gazeldhazel]

lollygagging? well don't be so rough with her then!

[hazel-basel]

Affini smoking a cig: I was a 0 bloom when your solar system was frist forming haha isnt that weird?

Terran Puppygirl: c-can you p-put that out on me… please…

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So not my typical post of mine but it needs to be said

DOMS NEED CARE TOO!

DOMS GET BURNT OUT!

DOMS NEED AND DESERVE THE SAME LOVE!

DOMS NEED REASSURANCE AS WELL!