The Kard Jester

A Queendom for my lovely kards

[callingkard]

~~~Get to Know Me~~~

Hi!

I’m Kard, a service dog handler and have been an artist for a few years!

What Can You Expect To See on This Page?

-art, ranging from fanart to art of my ocs

-the occasional story when i feel up to it

-game content & reviews

-movie & show discussions

General Rules

-bigotry (racism, homophobia, transphobia, etc.) will not be tolerated and you will be banned from my page

-general respect, i’m open to hearing differing opinions and having intellectual conversations with those who disagree with me, so long as basic respect and kindness is given

Other

Feel free to send me asks about anything related to the things I’ve mentioned! Enjoy the queendom my lovely kard soldiers♦️♠️♥️🃏

[callingkard]

it shocked me to my core when I discovered (about ten minutes ago) that Hotrod, the lovable idiot with about a fifth of a braincell at his disposal, becomes a PRIME?!? another inspirational figure for the himbos of the world I guess

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Love when someone asks me a deep, thought provoking question about the autobots but my knowledge of Transformers lore is limited to Rescue Bots, KOBD, Shockwave & Soundwave’s backstory, and Starscream’s entire lifespan so I just look at them like this: 0 _ 0

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Transformers Prime really pulled a “kill one of our gays and leave the other to suffer” trope and left us alone to deal with it

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the only red, white, & blues I support are Lana Del Rey and Starscream

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pick a cartoon puppy to adopt!

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Me, Snoopy, & Courage would commit war crimes together

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Graham is the best member of the Burns family. Argue with the wall.

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Happy disability pride month everyone!

Here’s a little photo of my service dog during his first car ride to celebrate:

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I love my feral ragebaiting daughter Greznedge

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happy Darker Shore release date to all those who celebrate🐦‍⬛🩸

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I watched the pilot for Run Monster Run today and I, like many suffering after the TADC finale, have decided this show can feel the void that has been left. The designs are adorable, the comedy is fun, and I love the whole premise. Also Gloom is iconic and I’ve decided to adopt him.

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please tell me there’s more Wedge x Medix shippers out there because I’m starting to think it’s only me and the person on AO3 who posted two fics about them

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Medix & Wedge are very “you seem pretty sad for a girl so in love” coded to me

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boss makes a dollar, I make a dime, that’s why I post character design grievances on company time

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if Starscream’s design in Transformers Prime has 100 haters, I am one of them

if Starscream’s design in Transformers Prime has 10 haters, I am one of them

if Starscream’s design in Transformers Prime has 1 hater, it is me

if Starscream’s design in Transformers Prime has no haters, then I am dead

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It’ll be my first year participating in Artfight! Artists drop your user down below, I’d love to draw some of y’all’s characters! Here’s the link for my profile:

Art Fight

An art gifting game

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Here’s the OCs who you can expect to be added to my Artfight page soon:

Charlie, a character from one of my original stories:

Leevee, an original character from the same story as Charlie:

Francis, a little orphaned newspaper boy who doesn’t really go with any story, I just like drawing him:

Fluffles, my TADC OC:

Trench, my Transformers Rescue Bots Academy OC(might switch up her color palette to be darker but I haven’t decided yet):

And last but certainly not least, my redesign of Norville “Shaggy” Rogers as a college student after Mysery Incorporated: