A Bowl Of Pistachios In The Tardis

I just really love pistachios |-/ Ace Cadet

[shardwick]

[baerials-deactivated20210402]

Pooh stop running from your fucking problems

[corvid-apologist]

me

[marci1900]

Me

[sierraelizondo]

Same

[callmeacabthenamesmrscumberbatch]

Ditto

[dreamycastaway]

The original pride flag and the sewing machine it was sewn on

[iwriterobots]

[hiveswap]

It IS true that being on here gives you a tumblr accent. This morning my mother asked me something and i replied "i don't know i've never heard these words in that order" and she nearly choked laughing. It wasn't even that funny

[elliot-amy]

at my old job i had a coworker who was tired and made a coffee with like 6 or 8 shots of espresso and i just casually went up to them like “are you trying to meet god?” and not only was this absolutely hilarious to them but they brought it up in future conversations they thought it was so funny but to me this was just as casual as saying “woah that’s a lot of coffee”

[gastrointestinalhallelujahcannon]

Being funny on Tumblr and then going to be funny in real life is like traveling to a foreign country and baby the currency exchange rate is biased in your favor

[fishiest-fish]

co worker bought three redbulls and I said "oh you never want to have a three redbull kinda day" and i genuinly think it's the funniest thing she ever heard in her life. it's been months and she still says that, "its a three redbull kinda day". she calls me the funniest person she knows and either she has never met anyone else who uses tumblr or I truly got autism swag

[titsay]

[cyreneduvent]

Universities should have swing sets

[frogtennant]

Ten and Donna are himbo/lesbian solidarity I don't take criticism

[frogtennant]

I hadn’t even considered this you’re a genius

[gunpowderplusgelatine]

This isn't wrong

[doctorwhoheritageposts]

doctor who heritage post

[sosaysdean]

yo it’s literally november 3rd. what’s next the 4th? and then. no it can’t be.

[toastbutteregg]

[catchymemes]

[mud1888]

[disaster-punk-deactivated202112]

[cripp-tid]

I hate you "click now to sync contacts". I hate you "sign in with Facebook". I hate you "connect with your Twitter". I hate you targeted ads. I hate you social media algorithms. I hate you brands and mascots with accounts. I hate you "upgrade to premium". I hate you free trials that require credit card info. I hate you pop up ads that take up half the screen. I hate you ads with sound. I hate you unskippable commercials. I hate you anti-piracy firewalls. I hate you late stage capitalism.

[slitherpunk]

you heathens will reblog day specific posts any day of the week. i woke up thinking it was wednesday

[arcnoise]

happy wake up thinking it was wednesday sunday

[wizard-email]

it's fucking friday

[pikky126]

happy woke up thinking it was wednesday sunday but it was actually fucking friday tuesday

[amilkyway]

fireflies lighting up a rural Pennsylvania field at dusk

[spaghettinatural]

As a european i sometimes forget furefkied are actually real and not american folklore/cryptids. Like you’ve got friendly little bugs that glow in the dark….. b r uh

[luisonte]

Plonk

[byjove]

why is there no Barbie mortician career doll

[byjove]

set of tiny embalming bottles and PPE for the doll 🥺

[byjove]

Barbie DreamHearse

[bonsaisheep]

[byjove]

yes exactly like that except I would have the hearse be pink and the lettering white, because kids prefer fun colors

[byjove]

there’s a pink Barbie sized coffin in the back that you can put other dolls in

[byjove]

She would come with these PPE materials as well as hot pink rubber gloves that reach her elbows and loose scrub-type pink pants and the Barbie-style rain boots but in white with no detailing. I’d make the pants and gown a thicker material for playability. True viral and biological security doesn’t really matter, just want kids to get used to personal protective material in case they’re interested in mortuary science or the medical field.

She has two additional outfits, funeral planner Barbie, which is a professional pantsuit and a white blouse underneath as well as black pearl earrings and a black pearl necklace. She wears black flats as well.

Then there is funeral director Barbie who wears a simple black a-line dress, black boater hat with a hot pink rose on the brim, a double breasted dark grey jacket with silver buttons, black heels (normal Barbie style) and grey pantyhose. She has pink earrings and a silver necklace with a pink rhinestone to match her earrings.

[morabbots]

SUPERSTORE | 2.02 “Back to Work”