Raquelli

I have a turtle.

[godisablckwoman-deactivated2019]

Keira Knightley when she’s offered projects that take place in modern day society

[theheartisalonelyhunter]

[dankmemeuniversity]

[stability]

[william-snekspeare]

"When you're in your bee suit and you feel sweat running down your back, that's fine. If you feel sweat running up your back, that's a bee"

-Some beekeeping advice my mom gave me today

[lumpawaroospaceprincess-moved-d]

I thought “bee suit” meant like a bee costume until I read the word beekeeping

[nessajoybabe]

The best times to kiss a girl

[rodgriguez]

When she’s babbling on about something. When you’re arguing. When you see her. When you’re with her. When you’re with your friends. When she cries. When shes happy. When she does something you love. After you ask her out. After she says she loves you. After you just kissed her. Before you leave. My point is, whenever you get the chance to kiss her, kiss her. It makes her feel loved. 

if you kiss me when we’re arguing i will punch you straight in the fucking jaw

[whitepeopletwitter]

[dapenguinninja]

Why is Ohio always brought into the strangest posts?

[cuddlyplaguedoctor]

Because Ohio is that strange of a place.

[lynati]

[collegebutterfly]

You smart smart man. Someone wife him.

[just-shower-thoughts]

Everyone talks about how great Pringles are since they don’t sell air, but no one talks about how much easier they are to open quietly.

[musclevideo]

[gar-dev-oirs-deactivated2018111]

[deammo]

[meddysoul-deactivated20181207]

Do you ever think about how Ned’s Declassified School Survival Guide and Scrubs have the same formula? Like they’re exactly the same show just for a different demographic?

[meddysoul-deactivated20181207]

🤔

[rainbowgazes-archive]

ok but why is the cast of ned’s declassified in a ventilation shaft?

[himejoshikomaeda]

Chillin

[actualluigi]

ok but can we just appreciate how detailed mario’s shoe is

[cloudstreamer-deactivated201710]

#his shoe is a potato 

[sodiscreetlysympathetic-deactiv]

[adeles]

Dada is here. Let’s show him how fabulous you are.  Incredibles 2 (2018)

[thebestoftumbling]

(x)

[becausebirds]

Tube face.

[resinfish]

Birb!

Birds actually like to stick their heads in things and chirp/sing because of the way the sound waves bounce off the inside. It’s like the birb version of when you yell HELLOOOOO into a canyon to hear the echo :)

[ahoeforbirds]

why wasn’t I tagged in this ?????

[distortiondevil]

HE WAS SINGING THE CHOCOBO THEME

[odinsblog]

This made me smile. I think we sometimes need reminding that there are still some genuinely good people out there.

[toastbutteregg]

a model

[lulz-time]

When I kill a mosquito on the wall:

( ) Clean the wall because I do not like blood-stained wall.

(X) Leave the body to serve as a warning to the others.

[babyanimalgifs]

This is so wholesome

[anx1ous-op0ssum]

Update: he finally got the cat to the vet to see if she had a microchip

[callmebliss]

I was already on board with his sweet wholesome open-to-love-and-nurturing heart but I was fully unprepared for getting to that last tweet and seeing how off the hook HOT dude is

[deadjosey-deactivated20200613]

https://twitter.com/pariszarcilla?lang=en heres his twitter is here there is also additonal cat photos of his children. 

[thefingerfuckingfemalefury]

Human: (Finds stray cat and their kittens living in their bedroom secretly) U GUYS UNDERNEATH MY BED IS FULL OF FREE CATS! :D