Trivial Pursuits

I put the idio(t) in idiosyncratic

[prokopetz]

You say “chaotic energy”, I say “poor situational awareness and mildly impaired judgment due to chronic sleep deprivation“.

[mysharona1987]

[iamnmbr3]

this feels like a sensitivity training for how to not commit micro aggressions against vampires in your workplace

[catchymemes]

[metacrisisdoctor]

If you think about it... they're very private. They plan everything in advance. They, they could schedule themselves around the moon, we'd never know. They like hunting! They love blood sports! Oh my God, they're werewolves!

[snoopyoftheday]

snoopy of the day

[nick-nellson]

The Sound of Music (1965) dir. Robert Wise

[brionysea]

usamericans, do you remember in the incredibles when syndrome made the robot go haywire just so he could swoop in and 'save the day'

[sourdough-seal]

hyperfixation please stay with me long enough to complete the project. hyperfixation do not fade. hyperfixation finish what you started for the love of god

[shutyourmoustache]

I remember how fucking massive this video was 20 years ago when YouTube was in its infancy so it’s cool to read trivia about it. For anyone old enough to remember, it’s definitely giving VH1’s Pop-Up Video.

[reallyreallyreallytrying]

“average person eats 3 spiders a year” factoid actualy just statistical error. average person eats 0 spiders per year. Spiders Georg, who lives in cave & eats over 10,000 each day, is an outlier adn should not have been counted

[doubleca5t]

An actual World Heritage Post

[dykecosette]

how does this post not have a million notes but anyone online can quote it

[definitelynotlazav]

one week until ten years of Spiders Georg

[yd12k]

[thefallling]

WHERES THAT POST FUCK YOU PEOPLE WHO DONT CELEBRATE FICTION CHARACTERS BIRTHDAY

HAPPY 11th BIRTHDAY SPIDERS GEORG!!!!

[mug-of-beans]

“The old magic persists thanks to it’s unfathomable power.”

No, the old magic persists because the new magic can’t run the legacy spells I need to do my job, and keeps trying to install spirits I don’t want or need onto my orb.

[lakevida]

everyone younger than me is having a baby and everyone older than me has 3+ roommates and everyone the same age as me fell down a biiiiiiiiiiig flight of stairs

[andromerot]

basically a lot of my problems boil down to me being really bad at waking up. and also really bad at going to sleep

[tesco-finest-aromantics]

you ever see a post that fundamentally misunderstands evolution and natural selection and then look at how many thousands of notes it has and just feel despair that so many people don't even know the basics of it?

[mamalibra]

Here’s to 2023, a year of as many little courageous kindnesses as possible. ♥️

[fluffingfloofs]

To a year of kindness in 2024

[reblogbinge]

Bringing this back for 2025

[parakeet]

your bed is probably as happy to see you as you are to see it. ‘here comes the warmth slab’ it thinks

[targent]

wrong it thinks “god hope this dipshit doesnt spill beans all over me again who tf eats beans in bed”

[targent]

stop reblogging this new year new me i havent spilled beans in bed ONCE this year

[targent]

uh oh

[zoethrowingnightshade]

It gets funnier the earlier in the year you reblog it

[michaelgovehateblog]

I would like to wish everyone an uneventful new year

[primarybufferpanel]

May we live in very uninteresting times

[broken-academia]

may you experience very precedented events