the perfidious fujo

ivan | they/she/he | 20s | god’s perfect idiot

[yaoimothman]

going to try the holy trinity of coping will return (jerking, drinking, watching hannibal nbc)

[mindllessdreaming]

and the winner of superwholock is officially??? no one. we all lost. congrats team

[buggyhuman-blog]

[filmphotofranz]

[kaylmao]

work like a red onion

play like a white onion

fuck like a green onion

[sillayangel]

[ratbastarddotfuck]

you have to forgive the printer because it's one of the most machine-ass machines we interact with on a day to day basis. that thing says kerchunk. hardly anything says kerchunk these days. you can't get mad at her when she kerchunks up a little.

[digitalsymbiote]

Crazy that tech has gotten so bad that we're doing printer forgiveness now

[kaijuyuri]

star wars fans really just make anything up

[byjove]

I’m not Glup Shitto-ing you. He has a sexstache and everything.

[starwarsheritageposts]

star wars heritage post

[tomthanx]

Happy Pride to Biggs Darklighter

[thesoldiersminute]

Interview with the Vampire Season 2 | Episode 3 "No Pain"

[ambassadorquark]

*lestat voice* Labubu

[loveridden1999]

the thing about phone in bed is that it's so awesome. almost makes you feel like betraying & destroying yourself for nothing isn't all so bad

[imsobadatnicknames2]

We should popularize more hispanized phonetic spellings of classic character names like we did with esnupi

[imsobadatnicknames2]

Citripio y Arturito

[notkatniss]

righttttt right. right yeah

[fudamnshi]

for me to be known is to be humiliated Lowkey

[medievaljournalist]

this pride month will be special because of giant ice snake will appear

[star-mom-selkie]

happy pride month

[wizardarchetypes]

i was like 'it's weird the way everyone is doing free pr for the catholic church rn just bc the pr for the new pope has already been that good' and someone was like 'wait? why don't you like the pope? did something happen?' i feel insane i'm not exaggerating i didn't even know what to say?? 'did something happen?' yes the last 2 thousand years of global history, and no, going back 2,000 years in catholic history is not dramatic because it's remained consistently that bad throughout and in fact i do think the church should answer for every single century of its sins while all of its assets are returned to the people from which they were stolen and its global power is dissolved.

[cloevr]