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Every time Trump says that “nobody” has more respect for women than he does I can’t help but agree with him. He is right. The Greek hero, Odysseus, also known as Nobody to the cyclopes Polyphemus, who traveled through dangerous waters and struggled for ten years to return to his wife does indeed have more respect for woman than Trump does.
One of my favorite things about history is how little bits of it are preserved through traditions and mythology and we don’t even notice it. Like how we still say “’Tis the season” at Christmastime. Who says ‘tis anymore? No one, it’s dead except in this tiny phrase. I had a friend once tell me that she noticed the only group of people who could consistently identify a spinning wheel were girls between the ages of 4 and 7. Why? Sleeping Beauty. There are little linguistic quirks that have been around for centuries, bits of slang we use that people 400 years ago would recognize, but unless you showed someone a 400 year old dictionary, they’d never believe it. Whispers of the past are always there.
when a restaurant asks me “how spicy” i always answer “mild” not because i can’t handle spice but because every restaurant has a “mild” rating but i have no idea what they might call their spicy options. what if i say “spicy” and the waitress says “ah, you mean Uncle Ben’s Flaming Colon?”. how am i supposed to say yes to that. how am i supposed to know what that means
Sometimes, you read a book and it fills you with this weird evangelical zeal, and you become convinced that the shattered world will never be put back together unless and until all living humans read the book.
John Green, The Fault in Our Stars (via ablogforreaders)
guys the first time I watched this vid I was blazed out of my mind and I thought I was actually dying and leaving my mortal body
I only ask for three things from you. the first is to love me even when I don’t love myself, the second, is to hold me when I’m falling apart, and lastly, to stay; to always stay.
unwrittenphrases (via wnq-writers)
I cannot count the number of times that I’ve ended up on the bathroom floor crying, with bleeding wrists, and a broken heart wondering where it all went wrong.
(via insanely–crazy)
HELP I ACCIDENTALLY STARTED A PRESIDENTIAL CONSPIRACY
I MADE THIS WEBSITE LIKE 6 YEARS AGO ITS FAKE
EVERYTHING ON IT IS FAKE
I MADE IT ALL UP
AND NOW???????
I DID THIS????? THIS VERIFIED FB WOMAN WANTED TO BELIEVE JAMES BUCHANAN THE 15TH PRESIDENT OF THE UNITED STATES REALLY RAISED PYGMY GOATS IN THE WHITE HOUSE ROSE GARDEN??????
AND NOW??????????
SOMEONE HAS PUBLISHED IT?????????????????????? IT COSTS REAL MONEY???????????? NONE OF THE FACTS ARE REAL SOMEONE HELP ME
someone made a prezi
someone informed a classroom that James Buchanan was first choice over Sacagawea
I know it’s so bad like how did this happen I just cannot believe
All I can say is that I couldn’t ask for a better representation of the American education system tbh
Okay but like…Gail Collins is not just a “verified Facebook woman”. She’s a columnist for the New York Times.
You literally trolled over a million people.
I A M D Y I N G
oh god, this is fantastic.
Junk Food Rebranded as Gourmet Artisanal Delights
This makes me angry.
FRUIT PAR LA METRE
My scars were screaming to be opened up again
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Getting friends in to musicals is hard because when they ask what it’s about you have to be like “15 year olds having sex” or “a plant from outer space that takes over the world” or “teenagers killing people for fun” or “Alexander Hamilton”
“7 minorities deal with crushing poverty and the looming specter of death by being a dick to their landlord”
“Sesame Street, but like… for adults”
“This one time in the 1830s a bunch of college students decided to fight the entire French government and…it didn’t go very well.”
“Argentinian gold digger teaches her country the joys of fascism.”
“Disfigured guy in the friendzone thinks his student owes him a relationship for teaching her how to sing.”
“Woman who sucks at being a nun becomes a homewrecker, flees from the Nazis with new family.”
“A bunch of hot young ballet dancers take on the newspaper industry of New York City in the late 1800′s”
a nerdy guy murders people because his plant tells him to
harry on felix felicis is what james was like 24/7
hey if you’ve been in a healthy relationship thus far where both of you built each other up and you had the time of your life, then you are one lucky star and I’m glaring at you with envy right now
Bigots are afraid of calculus too now.
