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I Keep four rules in my life. Do whatever you want, leave each other alone, Don't kill anybody, and pay your goddamn taxes.

[thememedaddy]

[sweetshire]

[ID: A tweet by @ayyy_vuh which reads: I'm sure young people told "don't go into this industry it's a sinking ship" from literally every industry is a sign of a healthy society. /End ID]

[toruandmidori]

[anexperimentallife]

[prismatic-bell]

I’m 33 and American. This myth is so widespread here I didn’t know the truth until I was TWENTY-NINE. I was literally taught something similar IN COLLEGE—that the Puritans were so reactionary in America as a result of what happened to them in England. And this was in a class about the history of witchcraft accusations and the Salem witch trials. Like, we were taught that they were horrible HERE, but the narrative was still that they faced injustice in England.

This wasn’t a stupid teacher, either. She had her first doctorate and was pursuing a second. Basically everything else I learned in that class checks out. The myth just runs THAT DEEP.

[dduane]

Yep. :/

[plantyhamchuk]

This thread got me watching this BBC documentary on Oliver Cromwell and I highly recommend it anyone else who also had no idea.

[greelin]

“counterspell” or as i like to call it “Nuh uh”

[greelin]

wagging my finger and everything

[athelind]

talk to the mage hand

[tentacleteapot]

[orphetoon]

you know this episode goes hard

[pics-that-make-you-go-hmm]

[tamascotchi-deactivated20190101]

the new honda odyssey will tear your children limb from limb.

[theunvanquishedzims]

Why is it named after Odysseus instead of Solomon

[tamamita]

this is so funny, average yankee behaviour

[tamamita]

Some rich guy in a power suit carrying the cross with support wheels is a perfect metaphor for the entire cult that is the evangelical church

[demilypyro]

Cop shows are cringe and they're NOT the same as detective shows and people should stop conflating them. I didn't come here to watch half an hour of police propaganda, I just wanna see an eccentric little weirdo use logic to solve a fun riddle and then he gathers all the suspects in a room and explains his thinking as he accuses the culprit

[demilypyro]

God damn. You're so right.

[only-tiktoks]

[reblogonalog]

[oneheadtoanother]

[undeadentropy]

Sorry but I couldn't leave this in the notes because this is gonna be my new reaction image for this kind of insanity

[galileosballs]

Vulcan naming conventions prioritize names that start with S and end with K (especially for men). Names tend to be of one or two syllables. Consonant stacks (such as the 'Sp' in 'Spock') are encouraged. So what is it about the name of my cool new Vulcan OC, Startreck, that everyone suddenly has a problem with

[blairelythere-deactivated202510]

picturing a future where trans people are accepted enough to get mainstream romcoms about dorky transbians who only know how to flirt over board games and mtg and they constantly keep missing the signals

[guerrillatech]

[carrion-throne]

[escuerzoresucitado]

[fourforyouodo]

I’m Gonna Be (500 miles) is honestly just such a pure, solid good song. The lyrics are cute af and actually resemble a long-term committed and happy relationship and to top it all off you can scream ‘DAHDADADA’ and the top of your lungs in a pub and someone will scream it back to you. 

[gingersnapwolves]

my "I'm with the boomers on this one" take is that I should not need an app to park my fucking car. increasingly when I'm out and about and need to use public parking, the only option is an app. no. no. give me a meter I can plug the loose change from the bottom of my purse into. worst comes to absolute worst give me a machine to insert my credit card which prints a receipt for the dashboard of my car (I don't like those either but at least they are on site). "to pay for parking, download our app!" why don't you download my ass

[lorn-art]

Saw an old lady today that looked like an old lady and was dressed like an old lady except she was wearing big goth stomping boots like this

[actual-howlinglikeaseaturtle]