so there’s a new north american release of just fma omakes & many i’ve personally never seen before bc they’re like dvd extras kbndvcxv

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so there’s a new north american release of just fma omakes & many i’ve personally never seen before bc they’re like dvd extras kbndvcxv
its the cat
seeing pictures of men w blood on their face is like. oh man i wanna be you so bad. i wanna make out with you in a storage closet. i want to gently cradle your face and wipe the blood off with a washcloth. you are the ideal man. you are my pretty pretty princess
i’m jealous of you. you’re a whore. you’re my favorite boy . you make me sick. you’re my role model
~ diluc + kaeya + zhongli + xiao + albedo reacting to you running and jumping into their arms while they’re holding something would include...
Diluc
The idea comes to you while Diluc’s carrying a few bottles of wine
Maybe you could have waited until he set them down but you were just so excited to see him and the urge to be in Diluc’s arms was so strong
So without considering the consequences you race toward him. If anyone else had charged toward him like that Diluc probably would have tried defending himself
However this was you. Realizing what you’re about to do Diluc dropped his wine and allowed you to leap into his embrace
Both of you are covered in wine but you’re honestly just glad that he caught you
Diluc’s confused but he also has to scold you for doing something that could have been potentially dangerous
“You have to be careful. What if I wasn’t able to catch you” he’d lecture as he carefully sets you down, making sure not to place you where the broken glass shards lay
He says that but really you never need to worry. Diluc will always catch you
Kaeya
Kaeya has a stake of books in his arms when you decide to run toward him
For most people your actions might have been strange but this was kind of a regular thing for you and Kaeya. You’ve done this more than some might think
As soon as Kaeya spits you he knows what’s coming. Dropping the novels, he gladly catching you with a smile on his face
“Hey there. I was just thinking about you” he greets you, not irritated with you in the slightest. Kaeya loves holding you and will take every opportunity to do so, no matter what
After giggling a bit Kaeya kisses you on the nose before setting you down. Thankfully you’re kind enough to help clean the mess you caused him to make
“I was planning on doing some reading. Care to join me?” Kaeya offers and of course you agree. You’d get to be held by him again but this time in a more tranquil setting. What could be better?
Zhongli
A part of you was just curious to see what Zhongli would do. Sure this might result in you falling on your face but your need to know for the best of you
The perfect opportunity presented itself when you found Zhongli looking through some contracts at the funeral home
Without giving him much of a warning you shouted Zhongli’s name before you make your way toward him
He’s about to politely say hello to you but stops short when he sees you jumping toward him
Thankfully for you, Zhongli doesn’t hesitate. Letting go of the documents in his hands he’s able to catch you with ease
There’s no indication that he’s upset with you. If anything Zhongli appears confused? Do mortals usually do things like this or...?
“Are you okay?” He asks, still not appearing mad about the mess that your actions caused.
As soon as you assure him that you are and you thank him for catching you, Zhongli sets you down with a soft smile. “No need. I’m happy to”
Xiao
To be honest you didn’t really expect Xiao to catch you but you thought that you’d give it a try anyway
He had his spear in his hand at the time. You weren’t quite sure what he was doing but he didn’t seem TOO busy for you to try your experiment out on him
Calling out his name, you gleefully started running toward Xiao
Turning to you with a raised eyebrow, it took Xiao a while to figure out what was going on. He nearly didn’t react solely because he never expected you to do something of this sort
But then to your surprise Xiao let’s go of his weapon just in time do he could catch you as you jump into his embrace
You’re a little wide eyed as Xiao holds you, an annoyed look painting his face
“What are you doing acting so reckless?” He questions, setting you down gentler than you ever would have expected him to
Xiao might give you a light smack on the head for your little stunt but it’s too late, he’s already given you a glimpse of his soft side
Albedo
Albedo has been so busy working and you were beginning to miss him, so you decide to pay the alchemist a visit
You find him reading through some scrolls as he paces about. Albedo hasn’t noticed you yet, meaning... this is your chance
Your presence doesn’t become known until you suddenly shout Albedo’s name. By the time he looks in your direction you’re already running toward him
Albedo panics and nearly messes up but somehow he manages to fling his scrolls out of the way so there’s room in his arms for you
While you’re grinning from ear to ear because he’s holding you, Albedo’s just trying to figure out your thought process
“I’m glad that you’re alright but let me set down my things first next time. I wouldn’t want you to fall” Albedo makes you promise to be more careful but even he has to admit, he’s really happy that he gets to hold you
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HBD Zhongli!
"Holding hands"
My brainrot for ZhongLuc is too strong I'm sorry
Also bonus
Video Games: “You’re the last one alive. Complete the mission.” Me:
If you could grow an extra body part, what would it be and why?
Probably a heart because lots of people need heart transplants and not too many are available and I could give it to someone.
fuck that id grow another arm so I can jerk off while playing Assassins Creed Brother Hood
Is it too late to change my answer
people on twitter will say literally anything huh
im taking these away until you show me that you can use them responsibly
the big bad fatui harbinger
when you’re a gay lion and you accidentally tried to introduce your lesbian lioness friend to one of her own exes at a gay bar and she goes into the bathroom and bitches you out for not being able to tell her endlessly rotating cast of girlfriends apart which isn’t really fair because first of all they all keep dyeing their hair different colors and second of all she keeps getting back together with different ones at different times and meanwhile you’ve been “single” for like 8 months but are spending a lot of time with one specific guy who works at your old co-op and were going to excitedly tell her about it tonight but now you’ve ruined the whole subject of dating by trying to introduce her to her own ex at a gay bar (which is a watering hole. because you’re lions.)
happy lesbian day of visibility
Go white boy go
once these nails dry……bitch..
Hey Chelsea you ever think about that wild bitch from Holes who painted her nails with rattlesnake venom and clawed a motherfucker across the face?
that was a very special moment for my young lesbian ass, thankyou for reminding me
Untitled.
i made a comic in google slides for some ungodly reason
the long-awaited sequel, Untitled #2
Untitled #3 explores the formulaic entertainment mass-produced by the pawns of capitalism. Or I just wanted to say ass. One of the two.
Untitled #4: the plot thiccens. also there’s a plot apparently
Untitled #5. This whole comic is 23 strips long, and I’ll be doing daily uploads until it’s all posted. Thanks for the great response y’all.
Untitled #6. Okay so firstly, HOLY FUCK Y’ALL. I did NOT expect this comic to get notes, let alone fanart. The most recent strip will always be linked at the bottom of my pinned post, so you can check there to see if you’re caught up.
Untitled #7. Not much to say here. I hope you’re having a good day!
Untitled #8. The true plot begins.
Untitled #9. The Creator can possess Red because I, like Red, have a phenomenal ass. That’s it. It’s not that deep.
Untitled #10. *slaps roof of blue square* this bad boy can fit so much fucking existential despair
Untitled #11. Bet you didn’t expect the ass jokes comic to come to this now did you
Untitled #12. Red is fucking pissed at me. sorry buddy
Untitled #13. I indeed cannot have a comic without characters. Well played, Red.
Untitled #14. Red has his priorities straight.
Untitled #15. It would be funny if this were the last strip but I promise it isn’t. I put too much effort into the end of the comic to stop it now.
Untitled #16. Nice try, Red. Nice try.
Untitled #17. The paradox of omnipotence perpetually vexes me :(
Untitled #18. Let’s not have any ambiguity: Red’s dead. Hey, that rhymes! Neat!
Untitled #19. While strip 18 coincidentally did fall on April Fool’s, it wasn’t a prank. This comic has two characters now. Remember when this comic was about ass jokes?
Untitled #20. Three more strips to go. Holy shit.
Untitled #21. ass haha
Untitled #22. What am I going to do? Who knows… Find out tomorrow at roughly 8:30 AM EST!
Untitled #23.
Probably the happiest ending this comic could have had
people i get confused: mike myers and michael myers
AKEBI VILLAGE - A cozy, but prosperous little settlement located southwest of Water Continent. The village's main attraction is the famous Lopun's Guild, founded by the legendary explorer Lopunny's descendent, Barry Lopunny. Once a year the Guild members go in a huge expedition to distant lands, leaving for several months. When they return, they bring back treasures and rare items, selling and sharing them with the town inhabitants. Each year, Akebi Village celebrates their return with a huge Guild Festival. The village is also known for its delicious Sweet Chocolate.
(Akebi Village is the main setting in my original PMD comic, The Rogue Team! It's mostly inspired by Serene Village, with some side Treasure Town, Pokemon Square and a bunch of other mystery dungeon settings.)