itty bitty bitch mode

i'm gem and i’m a certified bimbo | 28 | she/they |

[batmanshole]

crisp glass of water moodboard

[skyrigel]

[peachfromcmbyn]

I just saw the world's freshest baby in Panera bread. Like that thing was JUST out of the oven. I've heard of being wet behind the ears but this baby was wet behind the everything. It was still damp.

[sturgeon-system]

[ambitiouswitch]

I'm dying at Lestat and Claudia's synchronized horror faces at Louis' AUDACITY of saying that, lmao

Please, people said she was harsh with Louis? Book!Claudia told him to kill himself and actually stabbed him. She was nice.

[evilnicegirl]

maybe there never were any twin towers. like did u ever see them?

[nypaingers]

So I know all you kids are joking around but no, you’re not allowed to make jokes about this. No.

[evilnicegirl]

[kosmogrl]

the goal is to always have days so good that you forget you have a phone

[throathole]

Oh thanks but what the fuck does any of that mean

[wetorturedsomefolks]

love island should introduce a "scheming eunuch" islander who is like a smart and completely asexual islander exempt from being kicked off or being made to participate in any challenges and they're just there to provide advice and be a sort of sounding board for the other islanders when they need a disinterested party to talk things through with. but the scheming eunuch has secret goals unbeknownst to anyone e.g. a cash prize for talking a certain couple into breaking up etc.

[resetme]

She had shut her mind off to me for some time then. And so I was left to revisit old haunts, desperate for connection. "Claudia, come home. I know I hurt you. I know I can make it right again."

Interview with the Vampire 🩸 (1.01, 1.04, 1.05, 1.07, 2.01, 2.05, 2.07, 3.04)

[hiveswap]

Everyone go look up the song nasa banned from space

[hiveswap]

Don't forget to play it loud as fuck

[kowai-kabuki-tanuki]

please….listen to the whole thing. And imagine that you are IN SPACE in 1973 and you JUST woke up. Every time you adjust…it escalates somehow.

This song had to be designed in a lab for the sole purpose of fucking with astronauts. whoever added it to the NASA playlist was a genius.

[hiveswap]

It took them two tries to ban it?

[kvotheunkvothe]

[thesecretuncle]

Baltimore is a beacon of hope in the war against The Machines

[gemofspace]

[goldcrescent]

Daemon: Rhaenyra listen to me I saw a blond girl with dragons. A blond girl with dragons Rhaenyra. Now that may not seem at all unusual or miraculous to you or me probably because all our dragons are still alive and we have no reason to think anything is going to happen to them but would this woman who roofied me 58 times in a one week span have lied? Do you think she’d show me a tree man without cause? Do you think people are just blonde for no reason? Exactly. Now put your shoes on, we’ll avenge Jeremy

[microwavethief]

"average small seaside town has 3 curses on it" factoid actualy just statistical error. average small seaside town has 0 curses on it. Widows Bay, Located in New England & who’s residents experience the horrors everyday of the week, is an outlier adn should not have been counted

[mismedleym]

been watching widow’s bay really liking it

[gaypeople]

happy gay blade renaissance

[rhaemonds]

LOUIS DE POINTE DU LAC in INTERVIEW WITH THE VAMPIRE/THE VAMPIRE LESTAT 3.03/1.03 | Toronto

[dogpuppy]

I wish I could have heard you sing this… I bet you have a beautiful voice