insert witticism here

Certified "completely normal" by a random lady in a restaurant. Certified "problematic fave" by my flatmate.

[danlous]

Everyone knows how i dislike the whole 'this Lestat season is the real story' narrative but Armand apparently just editing Gabriella out in his version of the story is objectively hilarious. Lestat's mom possibly having been present in every scene but Armand just removing her because that's how much he hates her guts. Thank god they at least kept the generational haterism relationship between Armand and Gabrielle

[loveridden1999]

girl whatever

[killxbunnyyy]

why ppl leave things in jesus hands knowing he got holes in them, is beyond me

[flerns]

im collecting them

[nuancecomprehender]

my life isnt perfect but at least im not doing a mans laundry

[lioncourtz]

😏

[nateconnolly]

Huge shout to my friend from an undergraduate philosophy program who started working out every single day, not for health benefits or to become conventionally attractive or whatever, but because -- and this is a direct quote -- he was concerned that otherwise he might "become lost in the world of signs and forget the things they signify". I have thought about this every single time that I've worked out since.

[unsubconscious]

Elena Wuest (German, b. 1977) ‘Beyond’, 2025 Oil on canvas, 80 x 60cm

[jasper-dixon]

[bergamoth]

🩸vampire activities🩸

for lesmand week 2026

[hannbl]

[chrollo-tw]

me after I eliminated 21,042 people

[huariqueje]

Indian Cress - Teija Lehto

Finnish, b. 1965 -

Woodcut , 43 x 61 cm.

[notgreatbob]

''i wasted those years'' who cares. you lived the only life you could've lived in those moments

[disease]

EDVARD MUNCH— "WEEPING NUDE" | 1913-14 "WEEPING NUDE" | 1919 [oil on canvas (2) | V/D]

[mgsr]

that 0 note post is your mutual dying in a hot car alone no water no ac

[frontmansdefender]

RIP to the legend

[silvermoon424]

This goose fucking rocks and had a crazy life!

I really just have to summarize Thomas's entire life:

He was in a committed relationship with a male swan named Henry for 18-24 years before a female swan named Henrietta showed up and mated with Henry.

Thomas was initially jealous of the pair and attacked them, breaking 2 of the 5 eggs Henrietta had laid. However, once the remaining eggs hatched, Thomas warmed up to them and helped raise them.

Henry couldn't fly because of an injured wing, so Thomas taught the cygnets how to fly.

When they needed to reduce the goose population in the pond where Thomas and the swans lived, they dyed Thomas's feathers red so he wouldn't be separated from Henry.

Henry, Henrietta, and Thomas remained in their happy throuple for years and raised 68 cygnets before Henry died in 2009. After Henry's death, Henrietta found another swan and flew away, leaving Thomas alone.

Thomas finally met and mated with a female goose in 2011 and had his own babies. However, another goose named George stole them and raised them himself.

As Thomas grew elderly and blind, he was relocated to a wildlife center where he raised orphaned cygnets.

His caretaker at the center described him as "pretty high maintenance."

Thomas died in 2018 at the age of around 40. He had a funeral that included a small coffin and a procession that was led by a bagpiper. He was buried under the stone where Henry was buried, the two finally reunited in death.

Before and after his death, Thomas has been celebrated as an icon of the LGBTQ+ community for obvious reasons.

[lioncourtz]

INTERVIEW WITH THE VAMPIRE 01.07 X THE VAMPIRE LESTAT