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Rodney Wood
Inamorata’s Memory
Thinking about how the 'riden hard and put away wet' brand of free use would be right up Shane The Shlut Hollander's alley. He would cook that up in his beautiful brain one day because Ilya accidentally fell asleep after coming.
Normally, he stays inside Shane for a bit after fucking while they cuddle. They love that, they're so needy and down bad for each other that it's just become a regular part of aftercare for them. And they often doze off a little before waking up and cleaning each other up, or showering, taking the dirty cover off the bed…, but this time they were tired and they really got into it. Ilya came so fucking hard, so he actually completely conks out without meaning to.
In his sleep, Ilya moves away a little and slips out of Shane, so he's kinda just left there, sweaty, cum running out of him. Usually he's so disgusted by it, but maybe just this one time the disgust has something else there. They'd played with degradation almost all week, and Ilya made him take it tonight too, called him his cockslut, his whore, made Shane beg for his cum... so Shane is exactly in the kind of headspace where feeling dirty, messy, discarded is doing something different to him, the kind of unpleasantness he wants to lean into.
Also Shane, like Ilya, is also exhausted, so letting himself relax in that moment and drift off to sleep is easy. And that's what he does.
He wakes up in the morning with Ilya being soooo concerned, because how careless was it to just cum and fall asleep, especially with the kind of play they did. "I didn't want to make you clean up by yourself, sweetheart, I'm sorry", and Shane answers in a low voice, not even being able to look Ilya in the eye, "I didn't".
Ilya looks so confused, and worried, Shane can see all the gears turning in his head trying to assess how Shane feels, how badly Ilya fucked up. Shane can't really bring himself to fully explain, so he just cups Ilya's cheek and strokes it with his thumb, pulling him in for a kiss (bEfOrE bRUsHinG??? 🤨 MY SHANE WAS KIDNAPED!! REPLACED BY LIZARD ALIENS!! 🚨🚨)
Shane takes Ilya's hand, guides it between his legs to reach back to his hole and Ilya can feel it, the mess from the lube and his cum still there, and when he presses in Shane gasps into his mouth. Ilya pulls back and this time Shane is looking at him, heavy lids and parted lips, "If you wanted you could just... if you wanted. If not, then you don't. However you want".
Ilya goes dizzy with how fast his dick gets hard. It's entirely possible the consistency with which Shane makes blood rush to Ilya's dick has caused more damage to his brain than any concussion ever could.
And this is how Shane stumbles into the idea that, yes, they can play with Ilya using him and making him a mess and do aftercare right after, wind down together. But sometimes, in the right conditions, Ilya could also just take what he wanted and leave Shane in whatever state he was, and come back whenever he felt like it, and Shane would just be there in the meantime, sitting with his humiliation and his arousal and his arousal over his humiliation and his humiliation over his arousal.
One like nitpick thing that drives me crazy is when people call Blue Whales the largest whales or the largest living mammals or some shit like that
Because yes that is true. But when you frame it like that you are completely disregarding the absolutely batshit reality that Blue Whales are the largest animals that have ever existed on earth through the entire history of the planet and they are alive right now today
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no fucking way
oh the things i come across while doing nothing at all your honor i was just sitting there
🗣️🗣️🗣️ EVERYONE WAKE UP NEW SHANE LINGERIE JUST DROPPED
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Did/do you typically edit papers before submitting them to the professor?
no. i finish typing and then submit that shit
yes. i actually edit not just look once over for typos
select no even if you sometimes do/did a once over for typos or glaring errors. no nuance. you gotta pick one
Happy pride to those 5 seconds where Charlie Swan thought Jacob was coming out to him in the most insane way possible
happy pride
anyway good morning a crucial tenet of hollanov’s relationship is that they’re equals and they’re the only people in the world who could ever be each other’s equal. they were supposed to stand alone at the top but they’re there together. shane does not view ilya as a lazy useless inconvenience. ilya does not view shane as a nagging killjoy. they are equals and they both think the other is the best thing since sliced bread and they love each other but more importantly they LIKE each other. stop making them not like each other!
like ilya spends his entire life being told (by people objectively shittier than he is) that he’s not good enough, he’s lazy, he’s undisciplined, he lets people down. and then he meets the one person who would actually be in a position to assess whether ilya is any of those things, and shane just earnestly looks into his fucking soul and says no, they were wrong. ‘you’re an awesome player to watch’ ‘i don’t know that side of you at all’ ‘this isn’t what this is. me and you’
and it’s such a fucking tragedy that people are trying to push MyIlya back into a setting where he’s constantly being lectured about his inadequacies by the very person that canonically reminds him all the time that those inadequacies were figments of his dad’s imagination
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