good girls go to hell

camilla howell // 18 // werewolf

[honeyyfemme]

what if i was a femme vampire and you were a butch werewolf and... u know 👀

[cami-howell]

[cami-howell]

[ blairfisher​ ]

I’m not spending my night at a party that I was dragged to, after a prom that I was also dragged to, being forced to eat, like, Cheetos.

🍿

           Amen. I will eat flaming hot cheetos as a last resort, they’re the only acceptable cheeto and an elevated experience. Kind of, at least in chetto world.

[cami-howell]

[ blairfisher​ ]

Oh. Thanks. I just didn’t know if snacks would be provided or not, so I thought best to play it safe?

          Definitely. And even if there are snacks, who knows if they’re going to be good, you know? No one has time for sub standard snacks.

[cami-howell]

[ blairfisher​ ]

“Where did I get this? Uh, frankly, none of your business. I didn’t know that bringing snacks to a party was a problem.”

              Damn it, why didn’t I think of bringing my own snacks? It’s pure galaxy brain.

[cami-howell]

[ cmcreid-warriorprincess​ ]

           This is it, man. The end of times! The rain, the- the fruit punch, the…inevitability of becoming a corpse. [ Goes to take another drink from her cup before realizing it’s empty, like life- ] You know?

               [ Looks at her with a mixture of amusement and concern. ] Are you good there with your existential crisis?

[cami-howell]

amberclaws​:

                      Our hearts, they are breaking. [ Leans into Camilla, letting out a laugh. ] What do you think, Cami? Is senior prom everything you dreamed of and more? Like, the whole ‘end of the world’ stuff aside.

                Oh yeah, you know me, senior prom, the highlight of my life and everything I’ve ever dreamed of. [ laughs ] It’s okay, I mean I didn’t want to skip it and end up regretting it you know?

[havensdale-memes]

[earthdad]

me seeing a cute girl in public: *tries not to look at her for more than 5 seconds because i don’t want to make her feel uncomfortable*

[cami-howell]

                      [ looking out at the sudden deluge of rain from the relative safety of the Beaumont’s porch as people scramble for cover ] Oh no. This is unfortunate.

[cami-howell]

cmcreid-warriorprincess​:

I am so happy. Look, I don’t know if it’s the Converse, the “punch” or the fact that Faye Montgomery just told me my dress was ‘soooo pretty’ but I am. Are you? Like, so happy.

@havensdalestarters​

          I am, maybe not so happy. But definitely happy.

          Converse will do that to a person. So will [ air quotes ] punch. I’m not Faye Montgomery, so my opinion probably doesn’t have the same weight but your dress is really pretty.

[cami-howell]

maggiewhocriedwolf​:

Thank god that’s over. I almost didn’t make it through all the pop music and screaming getting bumped into by teenage boys wearing too much cologne. I swear I’m going to throw up if I ever have to look at another corsage again.

                    Oof big mood. Why do they feel like they need to bathe in cologne? I don’t get it. I promise I’ll hold your hair back for you if you do.

[cami-howell]

[ gwen-the-red-bird ]

Let’s not get too ahead of ourselves. My grades aren’t that good. Like, I got an A minus in geometry. And being a girl takes practice.

                          An A minus? In Geometry? I was happy enough with my C+. You can’t be real, no one gets an A minus in geometry and thinks it’s ‘not that good’. No offense. 

[cami-howell]

gofor-faye 

       Did- Ohmygosh! Did you take off your shoes!? That- That’s freaking genius. Can we do that? Could we- I’m gonna do that. [ And she did, indeed, do that. #gasp ] I‘m totally freaking out, my mind is like, melting. Who are you? This is amazing.

                              Totally life changing, right? I’m Camilla, or Cams, whatever.

[cami-howell]

miss-molly-v

It’s part of the patriarchal-misogynist system that we live in. In addition to forcing us to arch our backs, which draws attention to our asses and our breasts, heels also make it more difficult for women to run away. Duh. Thank you men.

                            Ugh. Men.

[cami-howell]

             Oh my god I’ve never been happier to be barefoot. Which sadist decided that women should wear high heels ever let alone to events with lots of standing and dancing? I just wanna talk to them.

[cami-howell]

gwen-the-red-bird 

“Oh yeah, heels can be the worst. That’s why I chose a pair with a platform. It makes the whole standing and dancing on them a touch easier in my opinion.”

                         So what you’re telling me is that you’re pretty and smart. Or that I suck at being a girl.

[cami-howell]

oh-roxy 

          I’m not usually one to disagree with the sadists but on this one occasion perhaps there’s reason enough. I’m sure whoever they are will meet a grizzly end. A punishment to fit the crime. Involving a [ she gestured to her own feet ] stiletto maybe, that would be ironic. Might even liven up this party.

                          Sadists have their place in the world. But we can only hope that who ever is responsible for these [ gestures vaguely with the discarded heels she’s clutching in her hand ] gets what they deserve.