are you happy?

You made flowers grow in my lungs and although they are beautiful I can't breathe.

[classichorrorblog]

Candyman (1992)

[vertigoartgore]

Writer/Director Clive Barker on the set of the first Hellraiser movie.

[whatthebec-deactivated20150323]

[eas-ily-distracted]

My first

[samapitongzabala]

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So my mom told me to record a song for her. She didn’t give specific instructions like what kind of song and she didn’t tell me not to fool around while singing, so there.. now’s my chance to do some impressions

(by order)

Britney Spears

Vanessa Hudgens

Angelica Pickles

Raven

Isabella

Bubbles

Scuttle

My dad’s GPS

Me

[twinkgenocide]

IT CAME BACK

[momfather-deactivated20150530]

I absolutely LOST IT AT SCUTTLE

[funkmaster-ari]

THIS IS FUCKING GOLD

[eas-ily-distracted]

DNA: how u wanna look like

me: just fuck me up

[eas-ily-distracted]

Marrying young is not the end of my freedom. It means I want to travel and see the world, but with her by my side. It means I still like drinking in bars and dancing in clubs, but stumbling home with her at 2am and eating pizza in our underwear. It means I know that I want to kiss those lips every morning, and every night before bed. If you see marriage as the end of your ‘freedom’, you’re doing it wrong.

[spicy-vaginal-tacos]

i love that stage of being tipsy where youre completely coherent and know exactly whats going on but you feel so loose and free at the same time and your typing skills blow but you can feel the blood flowing throughout your entire body and its just warm and fuzzy and nice and amazing

[eas-ily-distracted]

“You will be shocked, kids, when you discover how easy it is in life to part ways with people forever. That’s why, when you find someone you want to keep around, you do something about it.”

— (via bl-ossomed)

[last-envoy]

[burgrs1994-deactivated20151224]

every time my lips are chapped or my nose is stuffed im like What Was It Like?? To live life before this. to be happy

[sendeccentric]

[childmagazine]

[eas-ily-distracted]

“Try not to feel jealous about things, or people or places. It’s toxic. Just keep living. You will find your happiness.”

— Unknown  (via terrible)

[libramooon]

CARRIE 1976 · 2002 · 2013

[insomniac-arrest]

it’s so bizarre when animated American films are set in a certain location and then only certain characters have the accents of that place. It makes no damn sense!! like

WHY IS SHE MORE FRENCH THAN THE REST OF THEM???

[insomniac-arrest]

WHY ARE THESE GUYS MORE SCOTTISH THAN THE KIDS??

(also, aren’t they Vikings or something?)

[bramblepatch]

To be fair, almost everyone in Ratatouille does have a French accent. The real question is why Linguini and also all the rats sound intensely American

If it was just the rats I’d say it’s because the movie can be interpreted to mean that the rats understand but don’t necessarily speak human languages so the rat dialog isn’t literally taking place the way we see it but that doesn’t explain why Linguini has a rat accent

[pupangelremade-deactivated20211]

LINGUINI HAS A RAT ACCENT 

[noah-moth-cursed-chaos]

Do we ever hear like

For sure that Linguini grew up in France tho?

It could be possible he’s just an American immigrant

[burningivy]

I mean his name is Alfredo Linguini so I always assumed he was Italian

[noah-moth-cursed-chaos]

I’m sorry his first name is Alfredo?

[noah-moth-cursed-chaos]

What

[insomniac-arrest]

ALFREDO???

[bauliya]

he’s American you guys his mother was American it was mentioned in the beginning

[insomniac-arrest]

I’m sorry, I’ve moved on to the fact his mother was going through her cupboard for baby names

[ohemaa-warrior]

Alfredo was a name before it was a sauce let’s go over the movie from the top again

[dappercyborg]

This is Alfredo di Lelio (right) the inventor of fettuccine Alfredo, he’d come out to the table and make it in front of you by hand

The chap on the left is an airport

[ceekari]

I think you might have your left and right mixed up, my friend

[marcherarrant]

I was exploring in the catacombs and found a ladder going up. I climbed it and found a square door. I pushed open the door and found myself inside a university lecture room at 3 in the morning. 

[shadybacon]

And you chose to censor your face in the worst way imaginable