Lost Woods

Umm actually, I've been on this cursed site since 2014 so basically a native on here. I also have amnesia.

[camplostwoods]

As a supervillain doomed by the narrative I take a stand against animal abuse

[everyoneisgayandtrans]

[camplostwoods]

I'm only sometimes a cis woman, most of the time I'm just a bastard

[giggleengine]

[hjartasalt]

Not now kitten daddy's googling his symptoms

[hjartasalt]

Daddy has five days left to live

[hjartasalt]

Daddy wishes to be cremated

[hjartasalt]

It's what daddy would have wanted

[hjartasalt]

Hi. Everyone else go home this is the only tag that matters to me

[important-animal-images]

[daily-spooky]

[catchymemes]

[spookshollow]

[adulthoodisokay]

happy new year, y’all

[rpfwasfine]

this is so amazing

[camplostwoods]

Every morning I wake up as a frog, small, slimy, simple.

I hopp my way into the living room and start swating at some flies to eat.

Then I just sit there on the floor, staring into nothingness.

Then I realise that the flies were pills and I am now a human.

[camplostwoods]

We could make a new "rise of the brave tangled dragons" or "superwholock" from this

[camplostwoods]

Many women have very valid reasons as to why they'd rather be a girlboss instead of a housewife (no disrespect to either)

While I'm over here hiding behind a chair as my boyfriend takes the chicken nuggets out of the oven

Can't really be a housewife if you're afraid of kitchen appliances

[camplostwoods]

Housewife or girlboss or something in-between, it doesn't matter. As long as you make that dough the way you like it, you're a boss as bitch to me

[camplostwoods]

Many women have very valid reasons as to why they'd rather be a girlboss instead of a housewife (no disrespect to either)

While I'm over here hiding behind a chair as my boyfriend takes the chicken nuggets out of the oven

Can't really be a housewife if you're afraid of kitchen appliances

[caats]

[typhlonectes]