Jen

star wars/batfam

[can-i-be-cool-pls]

Just a SMALL reminder that:

self love ≠ selfish

self care ≠ selfish

self confidence ≠ narcissistic

talking about yourself ≠ egotistical

Remember that society and the media have made these terms interchangeable. You are not selfish or narcissistic or egotistical if you are living your life the way you want to live. If you cut toxic people out of your life you are not selfish or uncaring, you are literally taking back control of your life. Once you unlearn using these interchangeably you’ll start the process of healing.

[can-i-be-cool-pls]

Me for years being like:

“I’m the daughter of Poseidon”, because i was a swimmer and loved the water, and it felt like Poseidon accepted me.

Me now:

Realizing that I’m the daughter of Ares, because I’m aggressive, and look like I’m built to fight, i have a deep love for weapons, i love learning war history and strategy, plus with my attitude/personality i feel like I’d fit right in, in cabin 5.

[can-i-be-cool-pls]

Hey OG tumblr users, you all probably had the experience of having no friends. How do you make friends with people (preferably in person)? Sincerely someone with no actual real in person friends.

[can-i-be-cool-pls]

Wattpad is a weird ass place. I just found Satan x Jesus fanfic.

[can-i-be-cool-pls]

Shout out to that kid who was in my 11th grade earth science class who was brave enough to leave his hentai comic that was on his phone open face up on the desk while we all got textbooks. hope you’re doing great in life.

[bloodyteethh]

[guywiththeplant]

hehe

[can-i-be-cool-pls]

this made me choke because i was laughing so hard

[can-i-be-cool-pls]

I fucking hate wattpad sometimes. the author of the story i was just reading decided to just fucking kill the pregnant main character for no reason in the middle of the night and then her husband went crazy sitting and just fucking staring at his wife and baby’s urn and the unassembled crib like wtf. like i gave 4 hours and 36 minutes of my life to this story just for there to not be a happy ending. it was a good story tho.

[magicsuga]

[causeimanartist]

Me: I like Bruce Wayne a normal amount

My phone: Are you sure about that?

[incorrectswquotes]

Kidnapper: We have your husband.

Padme: Let me speak to him.

Kidnapper: Go ahead, you're on speaker.

Padme: Dumbass. *hangs up*

[can-i-be-cool-pls]

ok so i had a fucking terrifying nightmare last night about this cursed emoji but his body/arms/legs was a really badly drawn stick man.

and for some reason the setting was a hospital and he was clearly unwell and acting really fucking creepy and in my dream i later found out it was because he was eating people’s bodily fluids i.e. shit, vomit and other nasty stuff and then he made eye contact with me smiled and everything he was eating just slowly started to pour out his mouth and then i woke up.

[tatooineknights]

Anakin Skywalker’s signature lightsaber twirl.

[tatooineknights]

[studentlifeproblems]

[can-i-be-cool-pls]

My brain does a simple thing by doing what it knows. Ok so 8+8=16 yes, so 16-1=15 boom 5 is the end digit then 2+4=6 then 6+1=7 you now have your first digit so 75 is your answer.

to recap:

8+8=16

16-1=15=5

2+4=6

6+1=7

27+48=75

[allthebooksandcrannies]

[spielzeugkaiser]

Timmy did it!! He did it! I interrupt my usual shenanigans to scream into the void, because OH MY GOD. I drew Tinkon like. 10 years ago? AND. BI TIM!! A bi ROBIN, AHHH.

[artaluap]

Ib: @batshit-birds

I'm not crying, who is crying? You are crying.

I swear, I didn't realized how sad Kon look like until I finished the piece lol.