Getaway from reality

Just a med student obssesed with goats, decomposition and general shitposting

[blrmerch]

👋 I like your shoelaces.

[trupowieszcz-moved-deactivated2]

im crying look at it.... ancient mousy

[can-i-have-some-teeth-please]

so I got diagnosed with depression among other things

here are some possums :)

[jenjensd]

It may be the end of

PRIDE

But that just mean it’s time for

WRATH

[pukicho]

are you this stupid in real life too

Uh huh just about

[can-i-have-some-teeth-please]

[aegissi]

I have to admit. I am not living la vida loca

[can-i-have-some-teeth-please]

i'm fully embracing the chaos

[can-i-have-some-teeth-please]

[whenifeellikeitpossums]

[whenifeellikeitpossums]

[can-i-have-some-teeth-please]

[pauliemartins]

gosh i love fan fic authors

[jedimandy]

Me: There is literally no reason for me to still be following the Twilight movie Twitter account. I can probably unfollow.

Twilight: Hold my beer

Me: Godamnit

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

the GRINCH X TONY THE TIGER Fanfic is live on ao3! hope this causes you all tremendous distress 😘

monthly subscribers can skip ahead to the next chapter

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

actual real things about this fic:

the Grinch is nonbinary & uses they/them pronouns

the Grinch is autistic

it takes place in the Jim Carrey movie universe, so the Grinch has two lesbian moms

(side note, in the movie it was implied the grinch was conceived at a swinger’s holiday party, but we don’t have to talk about that)

tony was a professional athlete who had a lucrative career appearing on cereal boxes

tony the tiger is divorced w/ kids

the Grinch is in therapy

[wereallcurioushere12]

I am sending this to all my friends gaud.

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

there are over 300 comments on the fic so far, and i’m reading all of them, and i have to say my favorite comments on the ones where people are sharing this with family and friends. sometimes out of spite, sometimes earnestly. 

thank you for spreading me around like the invasive fungus i so truly am

[media-sickos-international]

I submitted it to my english teacher (our assignment was to find a well written work to share on the internet)

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

…I am absolutely frothing at the mouth to know your teacher’s response please

[media-sickos-international]

this is it

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

this was beyond my wildest dreams actually much thanks

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

UPDATE:

i am having the BEST month

[tooweirdfortheworld]

I’m dying I was not prepared for this

[media-sickos-international]

hey I just wanted to mention the fact that this was a catholic school. just in case this wasn’t wild enough already. the disciplinary officer was a fucking nun

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

i am now feral. i have gone feral. i am leaning a little pile of stick again a tree, soon i will nap beneath them, they will collapse on me during the next rainstorm

[eh-fandomtrash]

I’m sorry.  Getting a nun to read THE Tony the Tiger x Grinch Fanfic is the best thing ever.  This person wins at life.  Game over.  We have all lost to the person who got a nun to read that fic.

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

A NUN WAS FORCED TO READ MY CRACK FIC I AM A BROKEN BEING

[headmistressbandita]

I wish anything could provide me with as much joy as gaud experiences upon discovering that a nun read their crack fic. 

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

joy? JOY you say???? ma'am, this is HYSTERIA

[velveteencosmocrat]

This is going down in internet history, it fucking better

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

and on that note, I have one FINALLY thing to add & then I’m going to sleep lie in bed foaming at the mouth

[aegissi]

I have to admit. I am not living la vida loca

[bigstupiduglyogre]