I'd rather be in outer space 🛸
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Cosmic Funnies
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JBB: An Artblog!
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Acquired Stardust
todays bird
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"I'm Dorothy Gale from Kansas"
Not today Justin
Product Placement
RMH
pixel skylines
cherry valley forever
Jules of Nature
$LAYYYTER
styofa doing anything
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@strictly-script
going over to my minimalist girlfriend’s house and she apologizes profusely for the mess and there’s just a single perfect, fresh pea on the floor of her living room
Blue Lois
can i help you
Red Marge
jesus christ. I Am Under Fucking Attack
just saw some dumbshit motherfucker calling Artemis II "propaganda to draw attention away from war crimes" in case you were wondering if it's possible to be ignorant of science, politics, and the basic concept of linear time all at once. like oh yeah let me just spend over a decade planning a fucking moon mission to take people's attention off a specific thing that happened this week. go stare into the ark of the covenant and get your face melted you mouldy twit
I laughed to hard at this fucking thing.
Foodborne illnesses are overpowered because humans are terrible at cause-and-effect. Tummy hurts? Puking, diarrhea? Humans will say oh it's the last thing I ate. WRONG, many of these pathogens can take a day or more to show up. Salmonella usually takes 6-48+ hours for symptoms to develop. Norovirus, 12-48 hours. Depending on the type, E. coli can take 1-8 days.
By the time you stop shitting your brains out for long enough to wonder how you got sick, you're looking at entirely the wrong time window. Karen is calling the health department on the burrito truck that gave her the runs, whole time it was the upscale restaurant she went to two days before. Diseases are sneaky like that.
Real Life Patch Notes:
Remaining Caffeine effect time now rolls over to next waking period
Updated friends' voice lines to more clearly indicate "Sarcasm" tone
"Little Treat" mood buff now lasts twice as long
It is now Good to pick at your skin all the time
Added ability to mute Annoying Coworker
Added 14 new species of frog
I'm imagining a world where RPGMaker somehow made it as the de facto codebase for software and you have to navigate your banking app by walking around in a huge room full of NPCs named "make deposit" and "make withdrawal" etc and there's loud as fuck stock music playing
goodbye $200 helloooo 3 groceries
oh wait just realized i can edit my own posts.
like you can't edit reblogs anymore but you can still edit your own post even after it has a thousand notes or whatever.
i have the opportunity to do the funniest thing.
I don't think dust needs to exist personally
I really love this website and the people on it a lot
KICK THE CAN!
Let’s play the biggest game of kick the can on the internet.
To kick the can, reblog it. I wanna see how long this can go on for.
the oldest reblogs for this post that i can find are from january 2nd of 2013. this can has been getting kicked around tumblr for almost 13½ years now
still caring about internet friends you lost touch with years ago is so embarrassing. yeah i had a deam we met up irl recently. the last time we spoke was maybe 7-8 years ago. i still wear the laces we randomly decided was a sign of our friendship. i dont know what any of your socials are or if youre even active on any. sometimes i see someones art resemble yours and i wonder for hours. do you still go by that name you chose? whenever i see it i wonder if its you. we couldve passed each other in this vastness a thousand times and not have a clue.
we were lonely kids having fun together. do you remember?
no, i do not have cameras in your home (yet)
@palefemale you replied to me in the tags to tell me this isn't AI bc they were all together for Colbert's last show- I know that. This isn't what any of them were wearing for that show. Kimmel's facial hair isn't in the same state as it was on the show. Their faces look weird af. The posters in the back are weird. What is "the late show Jimmy Show" ??? A reverse image search on this image does not return its source, like it would if it were a legit image posted by the guys, but rather, pulls up other images of groups of people (sometimes including these guys, but also others like Obama and Maddow) holding the same sign- which also appear to be AI. I can't seem to reply to you on the post and your DMs are off so you're getting @'d.
