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[canadohmygod]

Awhhh thanks guys!! I didn't think I'd get more then 20!!!

[winterforpolandandfrance]

So today was my first day at my school

There’s a hallway with various guidance counselors, one of them being for people interested in studying abroad. He(the counselor) decorated the board outside his office with things about different countries. 

There’s welcome in various languages, information about the summer program’s trip to Italy, a nice little poem about an ideal world with Italian lovers and- waitaminute.

this looks awfully familiar

son of a bitch

[thebucca2-deactivated20221101]

today on this week’s I Didn’t Know It Was Hetalia

[hetaliabutwithnonoses]

[germany-of-the-day]

today’s germany of the day is:

[gifsofanimalsinfilm]

[aobatoppingnoiz]

Sometimes i forget scallops swim like this its hilarious

[imdeadwannahookup]

I THOUGHT THAT ONLY HAPPENED ON SPONGEBOB

[spongebob]

[canadohmygod]

I give up on this goddamn fandom.

[luckydreaming]

Are fedoras really that bad?

YES YES THEY ARE

[onceuponakhaleesi]

voidethered:

ask-omnipony:

I don’t really believe this mumbo jumbo

I mean it’s a goddamn hat.

Right..?

The white rose, it symbolizes the unique beauty of all the women who wish not to be with a nice guy such as myse-

I wonder if this works with other kinds of hat…

Nothing ventured, nothing gained…

WHEEEN THE MOON HITS YOUR EYE LIKE A BIG PIZZA PIE THAT’S AMORREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

Men of Tumblr are my favorite kind of people…

[jamesbleach]

wait, does that mean?

oh boy…….

[usedtobehmc]

Luckily, this nonsense doesn’t work on girls.

Observe…

[rootbeergoddess-deactivated2017]

IT’S GOTTEN BETTER!

[coffeeandcursewords]

This post is immaculate

[mobians-and-chaos-blog]

It can’t be true.

And it can’t possibly work on motorcycle helmets.

I must test it.

Nothing happening so far…

[strampunch]

HOLY SHIT IT WORKS

[pokemon-chick-1personalblog-blog]

What in the world?

Oh why not? This should be interesting.

Here we go!

Were all mad here in Underland!

What the hell! Never Again!

… Actually …

One more time.

[combthecombel]

Alright, I gotta try this!

Can’t be that bad!

….

…oh my god…

[verityglasses]

ask-gmodsfmrocks:

LOL

This just gets better and better

[fairytail-angel]

This is one of my favourite things to look at

[strampunch]

holy shit this stuff is back

[livia-jones]

The Gravity Falls one though

[nightowlhowell]

i wonder if it works for flower crowns?

here goes nothin-

w HAT THE

DID I JUST-

WHAT THE FUCK

[nickelodeon]

Patrick is Tumblr

[spongebob]

Truth

[canadohmygod]

When watching: The Walking Dead

America: sees zombies on TV

America: Hey Prussia look!

Prussia: what?

America: its you!

[thebigbiwolf]

current aesthetic: cute english teacher who’s high key banging the history professor

[satanstrousers]

current aesthetic: the history professor

[velvetjailofcrimes-deactivated2]

current aesthetic: the history professor’s substitute who joins in on the action.

[datvikingtho]

current aesthetic: the principal who really wants to get in on this sexyfest, but also doesn’t want this whole thing to blow up in his face.

[professor-remus-deactivated2018]

aesthetic: the librarian who nearly exposes the whole affair before joining in.

[welpwomp]

aesthetic: The bookish guidance counselor who thinks you all need Jesus. 

[gandalfthegreywarden-deactivate]

Aesthetic: the law student in his dorm across campus who can hear everything.

[colorfuloddity]

It got better

[imaginethat2ptalia-blog]

THIS HAS NOTHING TO DO WITH HETALIA BUT

[canadohmygod]

2p Allies as.. things I've said when im irritated

2p!America: why the fuck is your mom doing a half assed job in doing shit 2p!Canada: no I don't care I don't want to watch the lego batman shit. 2p!England: im pissed off because people like yOU keep asking me why I'm pissed off 2p!France: I really hope you burn in hell you piece of shit 2p!China: can I just hit you with a car already jfc 2p!Russia: I'm gonna stab you and your dumbass parents.

[lolitagf]

@highdefinitionstrawberry a drawing of a beautiful friend of mine

[canadohmygod]

2p Hetalia in.. Highschool

2p!America: the one kid who showed up only to piss the teacher off and eat, would cheat off of people 2p!Canada: slept in class, barely showed up to school 2p!England: was EVERY teachers helping hand, A++++++++++ student, was the kid that everyone cheated off of 2p!France: never went to class, smokes in the patio area 2p!China: hella smart kid, always made teachers look stupid 2p!Russia: always was working, passed every test, vvvvvvvvvvvvvvv intimidating 2p!Germany: was a fLIRT, A++++++ student in any physical ed class 2p!Japan: hellA SMART, hated everyone tbh, refused to have friends 2p!Italy: was always suspended tbh, got in fights on and off campus, vvvvvvv intelligent, top of the food chain tbh 2p!Romano: hella fabulous, everyone took clothing advice from him, was in a squad full of girls

[since-the-900s-deactivated20190]

THEY’RE SO PROTECTIVE OF HIM I WANT TO CRY

[bitterempress]

1800’s French Military Uniform

Today’s Military Uniforms

where did all the style go

where was the time when you could just

out-fab your opponents

[candlelion-deactivated20140107]

do you really think it’s a good idea to take military advice from the French

[miindt-deactivated20180429]

REBLOGGING BECAUSE OF EVERYTHING OMFG

[vaporwavevocap]

Historically the “style” died in 1914 because the French would wear bright blue and red uniforms and the British said “that’s a bad idea” and the French said “we look great” then they got sniped.

[hanathedragon]

[amerlcanapparel-deactivated2020]

when she says she doesn’t send nudes

[straighthater]

when guys objectify women and expect them to send nudes

[timelordpillbug]

when someone asks you about your nuclear plans for russia

[hikingnerd]

When Russia sends you nudes

[dr-thackery]

[dismantlerepaired]

[ilovepretzelrods]

[thegingerbalrog]

[onwardwall]

[lolitagf-deactivated20180120]

Does anyone else ever think about all of the porcelain antiques that have been broken in an angry fit and realize all of the antiques you could’ve had?