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She/her and minor! You can call me Dally or Dal, I like Gravity falls, the outsiders, Sims, fnaf (but I'm not an expert on the lore) and a few musicals! I joined tumber this year so idk what to do here but so far it's pretty fun❤

[shamebats]

"it's just stress" oh thank god, it's just the silent killer that slowly kills you, perfectly harmless, no need to worry

[poniesart]

IDs in alt text!

This absolutely possessed me and I couldn't stop until I finished it. I didn't do one last year unlike previous years, but this is another They Might Be Giants lyric comic about Stanley Pines, the guy of all time! The song is Unpronounceable. I recommend listening while you read :)

This ended up being, more than anything else, a love letter to Gravity Falls' prop and setting designs?? I started this because this guy is my fave, and ended it with hand pain LMAO

Other TMBG GF lyric comics were Old Pine Box and End of the Rope.

I'm not on social media much these days (as you can tell from my year+ long hiatus from my art blog) so idk if I'll post more soon, but I hope you enjoy! ^^

[thatleafdogwithapan]

"Oh Stanley! But we have all of the eternity at our hands! The end is NEVER!"

Full sketchbook spread below

I absolutely had to dedicate a spread to tsp in my sketchbook!1!!

Also. I like to keep my sketchbook art loose and sketchy. So it aint perfect but HEY i love it that way

@britishbiscuits as always, thanks for the inspo❤️

[deactivated-blog]

Remember when you had energy to do things? Those were some wild times

[gustygardns]

more of this loser and bowser ha ha

[candiceturner]

Item: A Set of Dice Rarity: ⏶ Common

Do you consider yourself a lucky person when playing?

Feed your dashboard by answering my question, blogger.

I’m not really a lucky person, no. My first natural 20 (and also my last until like 3 sessions later) was my very first time ever playing, my first time ever rolling and it was just to see if I could talk peacefully with a siren. It was very fun. I like DnD.

are you a lucky person, @mysterious-cat-official?

[threedollarsdotcom]

you can tell staff thinks they deserve to live

[a1eckzandrah]

Based on this that I found on Pinterest:

[huffylemon]

[triviallytrue]

aren't gorillas gentle giants or something. i stay out of his way, he doesn't maul me, we have a nice time picking out clothes together in opposite sides of the mall

[friendshapedhole]

Male gorillas are super aggressive and territorial. Also they interpret nearly every human mannerism as a sign of aggression or a challenge. Smiling and eye contact are both things that zookeepers have to be taught to suppress when they’re in the vicinity of gorillas.

[triviallytrue]

Well unless the mall is his native territory I think I'm fine, I wasn't planning on smiling at him

[max1461]

This is all irrelevant because the obvious answer is five black mambas. I mean, that’s not actually very many snakes, and malls are fucking huge. And unlike a gorilla you can definitely outrun a snake if it does show up. Find an open space in the mall where you can see any snake coming and just hangout out there. Fucking easy.

[triviallytrue]

Misguided! I would much rather have a mallmate I can easily see and hear coming. I'm confident I can stay out of the gorilla's way, but if I step on a snake or one otherwise gets the jump on me, it's all over.

It's not just about the physical danger either, it's about my mental health. One gorilla, unless he's actively mad at me, I just keep a healthy distance between us and make sure I never get trapped. With the snakes, it requires a lot more constant vigilance

[ghostpalmtechnique]

They should substitute "chimpanzee" for "gorilla" in this hypothetical.

[triviallytrue]

if it was a chimp i'm taking the fucking snakes

[notwiselybuttoowell]

Black mambas have a reputation build on being very venomous and very fast. I'm not sure why you would think you could outrun one (or five) in an enclosed space like a mall.

[chaumas-deactivated20240115]

Malls usually have pretty slick floors, and escalators. I’d choose the gorilla simply because I think that would make an more interesting story (and a better-selling autobiography, I Survived the Mall Gorilla) but I think I’d stand a pretty good chance at avoiding the mamba. They’re fast and aggressive and will chase you but unless we started immediately beside each other I think my sneakers would have the terrain advantage over scutes.

[nightingalesoul]

this is too good to leave hidden in the replies

[bermuda-n-drangle]

fucking enamored with the implication that this gorilla is fully intelligent but is trying to manufacture plausible deniability like the movie barnyard

[dark-magician-girl-meets-world]

Every morning, I put on my thinking cap and my smartiepants. Unfortunately, there is no shirt that properly proclaims my intellectual abilities, so I have to go tits out

[accelerationist-king-piccolo]

[rimonoroni]

Day 180 since Craig moved in. he clearly thinks he’s dating one of us but we can’t figure out who. it’s possible one of us is lying about it for some reason but so far our efforts at inquisition has led nowhere. we would kick him out but he’s been doing the dishes for us. we’ve decided that for the sanity of the polycule we’ll keep up the charade. if all of us continue to be flirty with him, he’ll project his attraction onto whoever the hell he thinks is into him. this house of cards is delicate but necessary

[fabiansociety]

ant-mimicking spider behavior

[sweatermuppet]

very skilled at having a headache

[crims0ncrescent]

I saw this image on Pinterest and wanted to draw a billford date for Valentine’s Day :D (it’s still February I’m not too late shh)

i’m sorry ford

[aroundth3c0rner]

the fool.

[sharkdoggg-deactivated20260327]

fuck my life February

[lualuadraw]

crawling back to them

[maxxie-or-smth]

i was crazy back then (8 minutes ago)