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call me yam | she/her | early 20s

[tinyhorror]

he wants to be included……. oh never mind

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[cornamentado]

i found this tweet too funny to be on twitter

[alphacrone]

pulling yourself up by your strap-on or whatever they say

[nextlevelsmp3]

[life-is-molasses]

[ryan-sometimes]

Tumblr I need everyone to log in rn because the most important, quotable, instantly iconic celebrity post of the century just dropped

[ryan-sometimes]

A ship — a magnificent ship — full of gay men. And me.

I am furious, but I am sailing.

[rowlfthedog]

[musteilss]

Five hundred cigarettes

[sapphling]

"drug seeking" as a patient label one of the most dogshit stupid concepts of all time. fuuuck everybody look out this guy came in here expecting medical treatment. better watch out in case he goes to a restaurant and starts food seeking

[thickness-protection-program]

Why is this heat so hot 😩

[fagapult]

It’s the heat

[thickness-protection-program]

Source?

[mamoswole]

[thickness-protection-program]

[pepsimansthickjuicymeatyschlong]

[okthisway]

as you say, Blade of Frontiers

[ianthewife]

have you guys heard that they expect you to complete *assignments* at uni????????? disgusting. their cruelty knows no bounds

[pseudospaceship]

Your professor, reading the syllabus she wrote: Wait so I have to grade these assignments? Fuck. Who invented this?

[friendlyfrankenstein]

the scariest thing about old tv isnt really the racism or the sexisim because you kinda go in braced for that it's all the scenes where suddenly an actress is holding a lion cub or a chimpanzee is in the same room as a toddler, or suddenly theres a lion, or there's a chimpanzee again but it's driving a car, or holding a lighter, or holding fireworks. You just kind of watch in horror as over and over an actress performs with only 1960s tv film shootings best animal handling between her and the opening to Nope.

[retroactivebakeries]

[kiradical]

This is how I learn that the famous chimp my dad got my nickname from tried to kill Reagan. Fuck yeah.

[anrimortis]

on your knees. now.

[deltaomicronfive]

Most people on this website are literally this image

[corrya]

I think about this like once a day

[vaspider]

I have heard a variant on it that I really like: "You cannot hate yourself into someone you can love."

[curiousaur]

this is what happens when tav is away