creepy and sopping wet

he/they/it 22 moth genderfuck transsexual boylicker wizardry and sorcery and cuntery avatar picrew by nuggts

[moveslikekeithrichards]

ending every fully botched sentence with "thats my sentence i hope u liked it"

[lmaonade]

there is always some fucking laundry and dust and some other shit

[rockband2]

People who cannot find beauty in every biome on earth are incredibly bizarre to me. "yeah this place is really beautiful but this place isnt :/". what the fuck are you talking about. start admiring that rock and that tree and that bug and that scrubby little plant and that weird animal and that extreme weather right now. im not telling you to go live there but please you gotta start enjoying all kinds of nature im begging you.

[lilyblisslys]

the main trick to dancing at a goth club is:

1. Imagine you’re a powerful wizard

2. Imagine you’re channeling mana for one of your strongest spells

[lilyblisslys]

3. you can also pretend you’re a deep sea predator pretending to be aquatic plant life drifting in the currents to attract prey

[nudityandnerdery]

Kids today need to learn how to pull the evil taffy.

[madfishmonger]

4. Brush away the spiderwebs in the vast and mysterious crypt you're exploring

[kosmogrl]

[chaoticneutralwife]

the next day after exerting myself too much because i felt good for once

[transpigeon]

today we let the wizard of peace speak

[wartips]

shitshit shit. umm no its fine. does anyone see a grenade pin on tbe floor

[fairy-type-pokemon]

assign prev one

vampire

siren

werewolf

unicorn

wizard

fairy

selkie

demon

jackalope

angel

ghost

elf

Voting ended onAug 10

[dottieflops]

regency era phan featuring son of nobility phil and the cute new stable hand dan for my #phanaugust26 bingo card!

[thematicparallel]

this blog is not a well-curated museum. it's my bedroom & i'm putting things on my shelf & taping things on the wall

[2009editingtips]

what if you were GAY and you FELL DOWN in the shower and your situationship of 16 years LAUGHED at you

[reeeneeereee]

(person who suspects they have ocd voice): what if every time i think something is an ocd symptom im actually faking it and stereotyping and ruining the lives of people with real ocd and im a terrible person

[segamascott]

[molags-balls]

[sith-shenanigans]

*looks at polyamorous triad* so which of you is the soldier and which is the poet and which is the king

[sith-shenanigans]

this is the perfect reblog post cancelled

[urandroidgirl]

The path of inaction will not lead me to the life I want

[girlnephew]