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@candybrain
i am a stupid folded up little doggycat
uh oh! found the bidet! let's get one thing clear: i can wash my asshole all by myself, ok?! houaghgguughhhhh COUGH sputter ghghhooughhhllghh PTEW ghoouuooggfdugsfsgdff
hope u dont mind me keeping ur tags because ur right:
I’ll reblog this every time I see it.
this is why i steer clear of hard drugs. i’ve seen a fair share of stories similar to this. it’s good and great and awesome until it’s not and then there’s little hope for escape if you either don’t have help or can’t break out of the cycle for a second to realize you need to get that help.
anti-drug campaigns should absolutely be run by recovering addicts. shit, that’s what the anti-smoking campaigns do.
When I was in my mid-twenties, I got my big toenail ripped out during a martial arts competition. My nerves are weird–it’s a Marfan thing, or a having-been-starved-as-a-child thing, or god knows what else, and with the synesthesia I gather my pain is kind of unusual. I feel a lot of pain when I feel pain. And there are a lot of nerves in the foot. So the ultimate outcome was that I cleaned the wound, wrapped it with some bacitracin, went to sleep–and a few hours later, woke screaming. The pain was incredible. I’d experienced multiple fractures, shattered teeth, beatings and falls and all sorts of stupid injuries, burns and tears and an early-term miscarriage, and yet nothing had *ever* hurt like this toenail getting ripped out. With my synesthesia it was like everything in the room took on a limning of blue-white fire, and I could taste it like a lightning strike, everything was only agony. So I went to a doctor friend, and he prescribed me some Vicodin+acetaminophen. Eight fat pills, scored down their middles. I knew that I have a slightly idiosyncratic response to some meds, so I broke a pill in half along the line and took just the one-half dose. And within a couple of hours, everything was fine.
The guy I was dating was kinda a dick, and used the excuse of my foot being hurt to hang out with other women at the bar, because he knew I couldn’t walk down the hill to find him. But everything was fine! I walked to fetch him home.
He treated me badly that night–verbally abusive and angry, as usual. But it was fine. I didn’t mind. I didn’t feel *good,* I just felt fine.
The house was cold, but that was fine. I was hungry, but I wasn’t really hungry, it was fine. I was grieving my relationship with my mother, with whom after much provocation I had finally gone no-contact, but now I wasn’t unhappy about it, it was fine. My best friend had a while earlier spun a web of incredibly dangerous lies about me to protect herself from being caught out cheating, and I’d cut her off, and I missed her so much, but I didn’t, now–I was fine. Everything was fine. Absolutely everything was absolutely fine.
I didn’t feel bubbly or happy or good, I just felt like all the places in me that hurt, physical and mental and spiritual, were just sort of covered in a big lukewarm blanket and out of my attention. No more the pain from my ruined right shoulder, my bad knee, my endless aching grief. It was all fine.
And in the middle of all of that came to me an understanding. If I finish this prescription, I will need more.
So I never finished it. I dealt with very bad sleep for the next couple of weeks, until the jangled nerves in my toe settled down a bit, and kept the seven and a half pills in their bottle in a shoebox under the bed, and I never had another one. Because I don’t think that we get too many chances to not make a mistake, when the mistake is very attractive, and I wasn’t sure how many more chances I’d have.
I fucking brushed him btw
love when person b asks for receipts about the most vile claims about person c and when asked for receipts, person a responds with a declaration of independence like “we the people of (marginalized group) for four score and seven years have heretofore tirelessly produced documentation and written affidavits wherebyto the proof has been enabled for posterity, for those who care to look; i, as the singular representative of the entire group, am simply too exhausted, too drained, too depleted to enact the emotional labor of Google, and if you were genuine in curiosity, you would seek and find, but instead, you torment and question and are literally leading to deaths” and then person b will be like “ok, i found nothing about them being a pedophile though?”
orgasm are POGGERS
harmomy :)
Maybe we should all just sit in a circle and say nice things about each other
New ask game: send me a url, any url, and I will give that person a compliment
The Animal
they're putting me on the cover of times magazine and also putting a cup over me and there's even talk of taking me outside
i’m so excited for when AI girlfriends start increasing in both quality and affordability. they’re gonna be so sick once we have like cheap portable hologram technology and shit. i will never date another flesh woman ever again and my swag will be unlimited
The longer blaze posts have been around the lower the quality of posts I get shoved in my face tbh
Would it make you feel better if someone blazed a post about twinks or hole? We can get some ice cream after, bud, how about that?
*sniffles* *trying not to cry* y,yeah it would..
Promotional stunt for Basket Case (1982) where this man would wander outside the line for the midnight premiere with buttons in his skin, that you would have to remove if you wanted one.
huuuh.. hey guys.. today were gonna be streaming [COUGHS TWICE LOUDLY] were gonna be streaming spore hero arena for the [COUGHS ONCE] nintendo ds... uh... chat please slow down [shakily holding glasses up to eyes] i cant read chat when its this fast... huhh... today we are going to be [breathes in] streaming spore... hero arena [breathes out, breathes in] for the... nintendo..... uhhh... what is it again...
damn whos this old bitch. is he a youtuber or something? hes ugly as hell
He looks like a rotting corpse, what a fucking loser
weren’t you two rotting corpses at some point?
batman?
im sorry, but what is happening over here?
i dunno, just some random bat man guy started talking to us.
o-oh, im sorry!
i-i’m kiki, whats your name
heya, im error sans. you can call me error though. whats up?
nothing much,just my twin sister being an idiot
jade:wha- kiki thats mean
kiki:its true though jade
That's funny. You two don't even look like twins
kiki:we are, we just have different colors
jade: that skeleton with the red sweater is so cute!
You talkin' about me? I ain't cute
jade:*puts down pen* admit it,you are
kiki:jade! stop flirting with him!
really? i think hes pretty ugly personally.
*she puts on shades and flips the bird* jade:f### you
ow, the edge. im just sayin that fell looks like a fuckin idiot. hes weak as hell too. couldnt even stop me from breaking his arm last time we fought
jade: *sounding more demonlike* f### off ya twat
twat? what are you, british? gross
jade: my accent can change! bloody ‘ell
kiki: it is true,we can have any accent
isnt that true for literally anyone though?even i could put on a dumb british accent if i wanted to. you aint special.
彼について悪いことを言うのをやめなさい!
jade:彼について悪いことを言うのをやめなさい!
why should i? its fun. why do you care anyway? also, i get the point. didnt need to say it twice.
jade:글쎄 미스터 이모 팬츠
...okay?
@banamberbread
Who dare insult Fell Senpai ?
What the hell
Senpai ♥️ !
I ain't your senpai, stop being weird
Huh ?!
Then I have to kill you
I'd like to see you try, ya weirdo
Not something hard, I'm used to it.
Actually, I already killed all the persons you could have liked !
papa smoke