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Grace 22 Denver

[kiyalunga]

the year is 2013 and i still can not kiss fictional boys where has science gone wrong

[canijustmarryyou]

i have some bad news form 2020

[everybidenjusthavegoodtime]

i finally found the best youtube comment

[stumblingoverchaos]

It is far better to grasp the universe as it really is than to persist in delusion, however satisfying and reassuring. -Carl Sagan

Tombow and Koi markers, waterbrush, spritzed with water, Kuretake #7 felt tip pen.

[blackinstemacademia]

How to Succeed

Patience

Be patient with your studies. Be patient with your plans. Be patient with your improvements. Be patient with life. It’s too easy to want to see results here and now. Don’t get me wrong, there is a difference between Patience and Laziness. One is productive, the other isn’t.

[rytfujgkuhhgmjgh]

this bitch empty

YEET

[iguah-daily]

Visit Original Link

I GIVE YOU A HAMBURGER

[microcroft]

f UCK PLEASE NOT AGAIN

NOT THIS AGAIN

I HAVE SURVIVED LIKE 2 YEARS WITHOUT THIS DEEP HAMBURGER LEVEL SHIT

[everyonelovesrobots]

Oh god. It’s finally back.

[lukeisnotsexy]

THE FUCKING FUCK

[dateagirlwhosweird]

Date a girl who is the pouring rain. Who evaporates into thin air. And who trickles back into your life as soon storm clouds appear overhead.

[racingmiku-deactivated20180707]

I have a bath bomb from lush but no tub so I guess I’ll just have to eat it

[succubarbie-deactivated20190205]

no offense but money would solve literally every single one of my problems. like all of them. i dont have a single problem that money wouldnt immediately solve

[polyamandhellaglam]

The fact that I a pansexual polyamorous person and my friend an ace aro person can be like “you make sense, I have no questions, and we have plenty in common” means that straight people and gay people need to stop acting like they’re opposites in some way.

[bootdrop]

tutorial

brush him

[owomon]

thank u… i learned a lot..

[millennial-review-deactivated20]

[raptorific]

[altonzm-deactivated20170213]

french recipes: if you’re not making this in paris then what’s the point. fuck you

italian recipes: use the left leg meat of a pig from one of three farms in this specific area of tuscany, or from this day my grandmother will begin manifesting physically in your house

[thirdtimecharmed]

american recipes: buy these three cans of stuff and put them in a pan congrats you cooked

[procrastinationlikeapro]

Spring themed coffee date 🌿

[nicejewishguy]

Wtf is sephora

It sounds scary

[starcades]

isn’t that the guy with the long white hair from final fantasy

[venatus]

no your thinking of sephiroth, a sephora is an angel belonging to the highest order of angels

[punlich]

No you’re thinking of a Seraph

A sephora is a second year college or high school student

[one-eyed-pom]

No, you’re thinking of sophomore. A sephora is when you use your phone to take a picture of yourself.

[lethalneuroses]

no, you’re thinking of a selfie. a sephora is a calm breeze.

[waffle-sorter]

No, you’re thinking of a zephyr. A sephora is one of those Greek vases with the two handles and the pictures.

[leeshajoy]

You’re thinking of an amphora. Sephora is the web browser you have to use on iOS devices.

[animatedamerican]

You’re thinking of Safari.  Sephora is an informal term for the seven-week period of counting the days between Pesach and Shavuot in the Jewish calendar.

[hhertzof]

You’re thinking of Sefiras. Sephora is a bright blue gemstone best known for combining with Ruby to create Garnet and lead the Crystal Gems, training Pokemon, and/or assisting Steel to fight against time’s intrusions into our realm.

[rareandradiant-maiden]

No, you’re thinking of sapphire. Sephora is actually a part of a flower; it protects the flower in bud and supports the petals in bloom.

[jewishdragon]

No, you’re thinking of sepal. Sephora is the wife of Moses, who lead the Israelites people out of Egypt. 

[osheamobile]

No, you’re thinking of Tzipporah. Sephora was an ancient Greek poet who inspired a lot of lady-lovin’.

[jeremywhitley]

No, you’re thinking of Sappho.

Sephora is the youngest of the five Marx brothers.

[optimysticals]

No, you’re thinking of Zeppo.

Sephora is the Heimdall’s sister.

[flatbear]

No no no guys, you’re thinking of Sif. Sephora is a venereal disease that turns your brain to swiss cheese, going so far as to destroy external features like the nose. Famous gangster Al Capone suffered from sephora.

[corruptinnocent]

No, you’re thinking of syphilis. Sephora is that radiant feeling you get when you have found perfect peace and happiness.

[emceescabaret-deactivated201812]

No, you’re thinking of euphoria. Sephora’s a fucking makeup store you dipshits.

[alexexotic]

Only blogging because this is my favorite tumblr post and i can never find it when I need to.

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