[himejoshibutch-archived]

i hate yaoi. what's worse than one man? two men!!!

[transpigeon]

job search

[deepdwellingsteamboat]

Sanctuary Hills FALLOUT 4 2015・dev. Bethesda Game Studios

[pavlover-boy]

it is now socially acceptable to post christmas

[serenadeformice-deactivated2025]

Everyone loves me for my repetitive speech, my odd noises, my constant forgetfulness, and my repetitive speech

[mapleejay]

I understand why they do it but it's so funny when adult cats hiss at kittens that have barely opened their eyes like bro that thing doesn't even know it's real yet why are you beefing with a grub

[carolsturka]

you have to be in a certain specific mood to listen to classic rock because sometimes a guy is playing his guitar and you're just like shut the fuck up man

[moldavite]

I DON'T KNOW WHAT I WANT BUT IT'S NOT THIS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[loumandaniel]

if i was famous and people were getting cancelled for rpf-ing me, i would actually get online and post that they weren’t being freaky enough about me

[pumpkin-femme-deactivated201411]

Your feminism isn’t worth shit if it doesn’t defend trans women

[what-even-is-thiss]

“Cats don’t actually love you”

A cat is a small creature in the middle of the food chain that is fully aware that you are a very large thing that could stomp its head in at any moment and yet it chooses to rest its tiny little head on your leg for a nap and spreads out on the floor near you exposing its belly and its most sensitive organs. It brings dead mice and bugs to you to share food.

Don’t you get it? This tiny thing trusts you. It wants to help you too. It licks your leg thinking that it’s helping. It kneads on you to find comfort. It shares its body warmth with you in the cold and gives you your space in the heat. It hisses at other mammals it sees outside including other cats in an effort to protect its family.

Cats love you so so much. But they will keep trying to eat plastic.

[wowhead]

Never been touched by a man or woman and to top it all off my pussy doesnt even work. Dollar store charcuterie board for dinner

[evilscientist3]

Put on your sash and top hat darling.... mommy needs you to preside over the city council meeting later

#mayorkink #mayorification

[saucefunk]

what do you see that i don’t?

[soloh]

"A man has died, even if you didn't like him, have some empathy"

Mmm... how 'bout no

[christianstepmoms]

I'm sorry for how I've been acting today I drank two bisexual monsters and I became a third

[effemimaniac]

platonically shooting my friendshot hoping I don't get acquaintance-zoned