canned smores

i draw funny things and write sometimes i also have insta and tiktok I'm 21 Header from Book of Bill website

[cannedsmores]

I AM THE CANNED SMORES

while I do poke my head here and there on this hell site, I am also more available on other hell sites, so here is where you can find my art content (or as I call it "safe-for-my-family-core)

Instagram

TikTok

Ao3 (mainly show bookmarks but hey)

RULES:

Rule 1:please don't contact me through dm's unless I know you irl

Rule 2: Minors are NOT encouraged to interact. I believe (emphasis on BELIEVE) that this space is pretty sfw, but I am categorizing this page as TV-14 (due to swears and news topics)

Rule 3: no random arguments/debates in posts, please just take a breath.

I mainly post fandom doodles here and there and just yell out into the void to have a good time! hope u have fun on my blog!!

[twiggy-boy]

You know, every time I draw something stupid, I think to myself "surely I can't top this!" And then somehow I draw something even dumber

Edit: NOOO NOO WHY IS THIS GETTING NOTES??? STOP IT!! ONLY LIKE 10 PEOPLE WERE SUPPOSED TO SEE THIS AND THEN ID BURY IT UNDER MY REPOSTS NOOO

[kaioty-summer]

Hey, did y'all see this?

I saw this when running newpipe. But wait, it gets deeper. I clicked on the details buttons and it said as of today, we have 83 days left until Google rolls out this new requirement for apps inside and outside of the google play store. If any developer disagrees with their new terms and fees, they will be blocked!

I'll share some of the info below:

Looks like they're trying to nuke the remaining privacy and freedoms we have left on the internet.

What to do?

-Get your developer friends to not comply to their new guides

- Sign the open letter on the site and take action by checking out the full resources list on their website as well!

To summarize, this is all daunting especially when you feel all alone with unfair and inhumane regulations comming out faster than improvements but we got this working together!

Share the link with your friends, family and anyone who will listen!

Your phone is about to stop being yours. In September 2026, Google will block every Android app whose developer hasn't registered with them.

[yellowmagicalgirl]

If you're in the US, I created a petition to make it easier to contact senators and congressmen.

Google Wants To Control Our Phones

Join 1 people. Google is trying to make people hand over government id in order to make an Android app. If they don't, then that app can't b

If you're not in the US, see if your country is listed here for whom to contact.

[void-of-existence]

HE KNOWS OH MY GODS

I SCREAMED ALOUD

[abstractredd]

based on this meme edit by which is based on a text post by @the-eccentric-of-notre-dame

[boitterfly]

how it feels when everyone is online at the same time

[highselection]

us nightblogging together the summer of 2011

[vrabia]

ambitious indie project this, surprise box-office hit that, iron lung (production budget: $3mil) is the 'someone who is good at the economy please help me budget this, my family is dying' tweet.

[vrabia]

set construction: $800

cast & crew wages: $1,200 + uber eats

fake blood (assuming generous discount on bulk purchase): $2,000,000 i am so not kidding i did the math this is nuts

editing: average adult body-weight equivalent in monster energy drinks

[vrabia]

update when markiplier announced he's producing the dvd/blu-ray himself i was like cool he's personally supervising the process and then he was like no i mean i'm making them myself at my house and i imagined some kind of complicated gargantuan contraption dutifully chugging along 24/7 blowing up this man's electricity bill and then he was like

anyway if you buy an iron lung dvd/blu-ray: it was made on a printer-sized machine. at markiplier's house.

[shewhowillrise]

[yourl0calqueer]

Do it wrong do it weird do it incorrect just dont do it with ai

[the-haiku-bot]

Do it wrong do it

weird do it incorrect just

dont do it with ai

Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.

[edgebug]

"grace. grace! grace give attention. rocky perform human ritual of escape closet now. statement."

"come again?"

"i learn more from thinking machine. human gender preference. attraction to same gender, means word 'gay.' all eridian same gender." rocky stands straight up. "rocky come out to grace now. all rocky plural gay, statement."

"...wow, that's... rock, i'm not sure it makes much sense to apply human ideas of sexual orientation to a monogendered species."

a long and judgmental pause. then:

"grace HOMOPHOBIC, question????"

[darthstitch]

Me watching idiots on Twitter/X whinging about how they want AO3 to be monetized and to censor all the ick ew omg stuff they hate and my special favorite: OMG WHY CAN'T THESE WEIRDOS GO OFF AND CREATE THEIR OWN SITE

BITCHES AO3 IS THE WEIRDO SITE. THE WEIRDOS MADE IT. NOW GET THE FUCK OUT.

[sweaterkittensahoy]

AO3's source code is free to use! If you don't like the weirdo site with all the freak sex and free speech, you can go make your own site with your own rules!

::aid whispers in ear::

What? People have tried that before? Huh. Why hasn't--

::aid whispers in ear::

oooh, it always collapses under the weight of their moral superiority and infighing over what "bad" means. Right. Right.

[leafingart]

how i feel shipping goslingverse with every single markiplier character

[leafingart]

how i feel shipping goslingverse with every single markiplier character

[youryurigoddess]

[cannedsmores]

my contribution to the bloodymary

[destielmemenews]

source 1

source 2

[kaban-bang]

[sajdd]

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