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𝑡ℎ𝑒 𝑠𝑎𝑤 𝑖𝑠 𝑓𝑎𝑚𝑖𝑙𝑦!

[cannibalwomn]

dog will hunt .ᐟ

mia. twenty-six years around the sun. she/they. horror nerd. sapphic. johnny slaughter's evil girlfriend. one of newt's most wanted. nov scorpio. supernatural. writer on occasion. luv my girlfriend @slashedgutz.

requests : open. ⊹₊⟡⋆ masterlist.

[cannibalwomn]

frat boy dean .. frat boy dean … frat .. boy ….. dean…. 😵‍💫

tiktok ; @/clozvr

[tragicwaif]

[kissedfawns]

“it’s not that deep” shut up. shut up. shut up. shut up. shut up. shut up. shut up. shut up. shut up. shut up. shut up. shut up. shut up. shut up. shut up. shut up. shut up. shut up. shut up. shut up. shut up. shut up. shut up. shut up. shut up. shut up. shut up. shut up. shut up. shut up.

[cannibalwomn]

haii its me from last time 😭 i requested the johnny x family member reader hcs where nancy stole us as a child too. i was wondering if you could do hcs for almost getting caught by each family member, like they walk in on a situation thats intimate enough to be weird but not enough to raise too much suspicion

welcome back!! (˶ᵔ ᵕ ᵔ˶) i can try my best on this!

; the sawyer/slaughter family almost catching you and johnny in a more intimate situation..

drayton sawyer ;

♡ when drayton walks into his kitchen, he doesn't expect anyone to be there. least of all you and johnny.

♡ he stops dead in his tracks when he sees you, curled up in johnny's lap, your faces inches apart.

♡ "what the hell are you two doin' in here?!"

♡ you scrambled off of johnny's lap in embarrassment. johnny looks unbothered mostly. drayton's looking between you both, confused.

♡ "just relax, old man. nothin'. jus' waitin' for dinner, s'all." johnny would gaslight. of course.

♡ drayton shakes his head, "well.. well, just don't be in my kitchen by yourselves.. i'll call ya'll for dinner when it's ready! i told you!"

♡ is overall really.. confused, wondering if it's what he suspects or not.

♡ whacks johnny with his broom to get you guys to leave. "don't make me call yer mama up here, johnny. go on, git!"

nubbins sawyer ;

♡ sees you and johnny canoodling in the sunflower fields outside of the house. is very nosy about it, of course!

♡ he sneaks closer, seeing you cuddling up to johnny, a little too close for comfort as you lean in..

♡ where he fucks up, is struggling to get ahold of his camera to take a picture. this alerts johnny to him being there.

♡ you and johnny both sit up, and the flash of the camera blinds you for a second as you do. he missed anything too intimate, but still took a quick picture.

♡ "dang it! juh- johnny! youu jus' had- hadta' move!" he complains, "what were.. you two d- doin' anyway?!"

♡ you look at johnny in a panic, and johnny looks irritable, of course. nubbins had interrupted.

♡ "none of yer business! go take pictures of somethin' else or i'll really give you somethin' to take pictures of." johnny threatens him.

♡ nubbins gets lost in arguing with johnny, but that thought was in his head now, that you were too cozy with johnny, that it was weird..

♡ will bring it up again, over and over. never living it down.

bubba sawyer ;

♡ he is making his way down into the basement to work on one of his masks, of course. but you and johnny are there. near his workspace. almost.. kissing?

♡ bubba is quite clumsy, so you hear him coming and jump back. he makes a little noise of concern when he sees this.

♡ johnny shrugs. "don't you worry none, big boy. we're jus' hangin' around down here. goin' to the cold room."

♡ bubba makes the face shown in the gif above, then nods, making another noise.

♡ he's not entirely convinced, but he's not going to press.

♡ watches you both leave towards johnny's cold room, tilting his head as johnny grabs your hand.

♡ definitely not convinced.

sissy slaughter ;

♡ out in nancy's front yard, the flowers surrounding you, your lips touch johnny's briefly before you hear sissy's loud gasp come from the house.

♡ "what are youuuuuu two up to out here?~" she's like the cat who caught the cream, her smile large and proud.

♡ she approaches, and you are looking away from her and johnny both in embarrassment.

♡ "sissy, don't you start-" johnny would groan in irritation.

♡ "you two are awfully cozzyyy, johnny!" she'd look at you, a teasing point of her finger.

♡ you shake your head, nervous that maybe she suspects more than she should.

♡ and she does. but johnny is quick. "yer bein' weird, those hippies got ya on somethin' weird. go bother someone else."

♡ sissy sneers at johnny, annoyed with his mentioning of where she was previously. with that she leaves, still suspicious but growing tired of being around johnny.

nancy slaughter ;

♡ oh, this one is heavy. you're in the safety of johnny's shack, standing on johnny's toes about to close the gap between the two of you when the shack door swings open.

♡ you jump out of your skin, and this time, johnny does, too.

♡ the space isn't enough, when you see both of your adoptive mother in the doorway, her head tilted slightly as she squints.

♡ "what exactly is going on in here?" she'd ask, voice booming and authoritarian, her presence clear.

♡ "nothin', mama. we were jus' talkin'.." johnny would shrink a little, trying his hardest to lie without seeming dishonest.

♡ "yeah, just tellin' johnny something!" you'd speak up, both of you knowing your mother's wrath all too well.

♡ nancy's arms would fold over her chest, her suspicions very clear. "of course, my two darling children wouldn't ever be up to anything impure, right?"

♡ you both nod, almost in sync. of course you'd never do that, especially not with your adoptive brother, right?

♡ nancy nods, a little hum of acceptance can be heard with a small frown on her lips.

♡ "well.. come on, child." she motions you towards her, "we need to get to working on dinner."

♡ you can sense she will be keeping closer eyes on both of you.

hands mcnamara ;

♡ hands finds you and johnny out near a truck johnny was supposed to be working on..

♡ he stares, dumbfounded as he sees you straddling johnny's lap. you look up, see him standing there, and immediately scramble off of the man. "oh- um- uncle hands-"

♡ johnny looks up at him and then back at you, his hand covering any.. issues.. he may be having.

♡ hands makes a face, one that is confused and clearly skeptical. he grunts.

♡ johnny speaks up, of course. "everything's fine. jus' helpin' me with the truck," he lies.

♡ hands knows better, unfortunately. but he just shakes his head.

bones ;

♡ "damn, boy! what in the hell are you doin' to yer sister?!"

♡ you separate from johnny, who you were hugging and staring up at like some cutesy romance novel.

♡ bones walks over, looking up at johnny and pointing his finger up at him. "you know how this looks, kiddo?"

♡ johnny rolls his eyes. "no, old man, i don't get what yer on about."

♡ bones shakes his head, but his focus is entirely on johnny. he doesn't blame you in the slightest. "yer mama is goin' to skin you like a cat, boy. and her too!"

♡ he is concerned, but more like.. because he knows nancy is not fond of girls 'taking her place' in johnny's life. he's smart, and while he doesn't grasp that you two are actually.. romantic, he thinks you are way too close. which you are.

♡ "you better keep some space. come here girl," he turns to you now, and has you follow him to go help with the newest grave he was digging.

chop-top sawyer ;

♡ giggling, running up and poking and proding you both.

♡ "oohhh, what's goin' on out here!?" he smugly giggles.

♡ you were almost kissing johnny, and chop was weirdly excited to run over and see.

♡ "you guys look like yer having funnnnn! can i join? what are we doin'??"

♡ johnny makes a disgusted face, shoving him away, and rolling his eyes. "yer slow if ya think that would ever..., chop. no."

♡ chop starts talking about other things, then, making faces and scratching at his sonny bono wig the whole time. he is confused, and mentions it again, but is easily distracted.

hope this is good! thank u again for ur request . ⛧

[cannibalwomn]

⋆ masterlist for those who aren't above violence.. ⋆

𐔌 . the texas chain saw massacre .꒱

⋮  johnny slaughter ⋆ johnny txt posts toxic n' codependent siblings toxic n' codependent siblings nsfw headcanons 1 headcanons 2

⋮ nubbins sawyer ⋆ headcanons 1 headcanons 2

⋮ hands mcnamara ⋆ headcanons

⋮ the family ⋆ catching you & unrelated sibling!johnny in the act

𐔌 . supernatural .꒱

⋮ sam + dean winchester ⋆ witcher moodboard witcher headcanons 1 witcher headcanons 2

⋮ sam winchester ⋆ sammy s5 gifset sammy s6 gifset

⋮ dean winchester ⋆ coming...

[skinninknife]

I need to learn how to draw noses

[knifetomeatu]

THATS why he's the way he is!!!😭 she ISNT crazy!!!

[cannibalwomn]

Nubbinnssss more nubbins feeed me FEEED MEEEEE SEYMOUURRRRRRRRR

-🥩🪽

welcome back!! (ദ്ദി˙ᗜ˙) more nubbins!!

꩜ the feed me seymour made me think.. nubbins would definitely love little shop of horrors. it came out and 1960, and since seeing it, nubbins had always dreamed of having a giant fly trap.. he would eventually get a venus fly trap and try everything to make it grow big like audrey II.

꩜ loves popsicles, texas is hotttt and nubbins will down several popsicles a day if he can.

꩜ loves dressing up the corpses around the house. it's like little dolls for him, almost.

꩜ super affectionate if he likes you (platonically or romantically, either one). hugs, touches, very comfortable person with that. he'll drape his little spindley arms all over you.

꩜ will ask someone he likes to 'model' for him, for his pictures. if he wants a live model, that is. he has asked sissy and bubba to do so before.. sometimes even johnny if he's in a good mood.

꩜ into dad jokes. doesn't really understand what they are but thinks they are super funny.

꩜ sleeps in whatever he wore that day, or just takes his pants off and sleeps in his shirt and boxers. depends on how hot it is!

꩜ it does not snow often in texas, but the times that it did, nubbins was absolutely ecstatic. he took pictures, and stayed outside as much as he could. he made snow angels, and even ate some of the snow. started snowball fights, too, of course!

꩜ snowball fight ends in johnny nailing him in the face with a huge snowball... and then they are yelling at each other until sissy comes over and walks nubbins over to play in the snow again.

꩜ nubbins really loves autumn. it's his favorite season! he loves how the leaves change colors, and the weather is much cooler so he can be outside longer without burning up.

꩜ also loves halloween, he sneaks around newt to see all of the costumes. when he, chop, johnny, and sissy were all kids, drayton used to take them out trick or treating, when they could get away with being "normal".

꩜ likes surgical videos. would watch them often and even learned some of the more careful techniques for cutting people open from watching them.

꩜ lover of the beach boys, and the beatles.

thankk u!! i hope u enjoyed these!!

[dailyflicks]

AMERICAN PSYCHO (2000) Dir. Mary Harron

[cannibalwomn]

buncha johnny centered posts. yeah, yeah. rabid man. ♡

[cannibalwomn]

Please can we have head cannons for Hands from tcm? Please? 🥺

hihi, yes absolutely i love doing tcm headcanons! 𑣲⋆｡˚

✩ has never talked. ever. does not have the desire to, anyways.

✩ smokes winston brand cigarettes, could smoke a pack a day probably.

✩ would visit often when johnny, sissy, chop, bubba, and nubbins were all kids. used to bring them all gifts.

✩ took the youngins to some of his races! and they all loved it!

✩ has definitely taken all of the them on road trips to other states.

✩ when the youngins grew up, he let johnny race against him. never lets him win. johnny pouts about it.

✩ he's so tall he usually hits his head on doorframes when visiting new places. he forgets he is just a big boy!

✩ recommended johnny the hair gel he still uses to slick his hair back.

✩ loves snack cakes. specifically would kill for oatmeal creme pies.

✩ pats heads as a sign of affection.

✩ extremely deep sleeper. you will not be able to wake this man up unless you're dropping a brick on him.

✩ strong, strong, strong, do i even need to explain?

✩ loves to work on cars. taught johnny a lot of it, and even taught nubbins how to change oil.

✩ loves to be the taste tester for drayton's food.

✩ babysat for drayton on occasions when he needed. not often, but still.

✩ has a fondness for the band 'the mamas and the papas'.

✩ bisexual man. does not care what anyone thinks about it. had a boyfriend and they broke up right before he had to run off to help with the maria situation.

✩ sleeps in boxers and socks and has an ac setup in his bedroom. dude gets hot EASY, he refuses to be sweating in his sleep.

✩ bear hugs. will gather everyone around and scoop them all up and squeeze as hard as possible.

✩ bones tends to be the main victim of the hugs, hands almost broke his back once. bones never lets him live it down.

✩ sassy man. rolls his eyes, grunts. very animated in his responses.

aaaa i'm not a huge hands fan so i hope these little brainworms were good! thank u for ur ask<333

[cannibalwomn]

the way i almost forgot it was sam sam sunday.. 🫶🏻🫶🏻🫶🏻

gonna kiss u<3

[cannibalwomn]

i see you do headcannons.. can you feed me nubbins headcannons please and thank youuu

(. ❛ ᴗ ❛.)

hiya anon! i would love to! ♡

♡ starting off a little slow. his favorite color is green.

♡ steals victims clothes to wear for himself!

♡ light sleeper, but also rarely sleeps anyways.

♡ fighting with johnny constantly because he just loves, loves, lovesss to tease him.

♡ as a kid, nubbins was always bringing home live possums or other random wild animals he would come across.

♡ favorite bones are from the spine and ribs.

♡ he loves furs! anything he can make use of from the roadkill he finds, he will love.

♡ secret chocolate milk enjoyer! johnny won't know he's stealing some of his chocolate..

♡ he and chop often listen to music with bubba, nubbins enjoys some of the country stations and mellow rock.

♡ wants to go out more, but knows it's not something he can just.. do. he sneaks around at night, going to hands' races (he talks about this in dialogue! so cute!) and sometimes even grocery stores.

♡ gets agitated when challenged.

♡ argues with drayton a lot but is also convinced he is his favorite. just like he's grandpa's favorite! ♡ helped drayton with teaching bubba how to skin victims and some of the stitching as well.

♡ talks to skulls. when chop left for the war, he would pretend some of his favorite skulls were chop.

♡ pictures of everything and anything he likes! he finds beauty in the macabre, but also in sunflowers and sunsets. a little sentimental.

♡ cuts himself for fun sometimes, he likes to see the blood.

♡ likes cereal. likes bone marrow. bites kitkat bars the wrong way.

♡ enjoys spending time with sissy when she's around, even if they argue sometimes when he gets into her flowers.

♡ goes for whatever he knows will hurt the most when arguing. he is very petty! u go nubs! ♡ likes milkshakes. :)

♡ gifts people he likes art that he has made!

hope u like!! :3

[cannibalwomn]

i was the one who asked for the johnny x reader traumabond hcs 😭 i loved them sm, do you think you could do a nsfw version where the reader gets nervous that nancy/any family member will catch them? i loved your writing

i'm so glad u liked them!! thank u sm ♡ this is spiccyy let me see..

♡ i've mentioned in previous hc's.. johnny is a sleaze. when he wants to have some fun, he doesn't care where you are. this includes in the backyard!

♡ you're out near the shed behind the drayton's house, watching johnny as he works on some part for drayton's truck. you aren't sure what. but you relax at the edge of the sunflowers growing out there.

♡ johnny's stealing glances at you as you talk, his eyes roaming to places they definitely shouldn't be. he doesn't care that they shouldn't be, anyways.

♡ you're just dressed so cute, in your sundress. how could he possibly resist that? eventually he's made his way over to you, straddling your waist, watching you get all nervous.

♡ his gloved hands explore your exposed thighs, pushing the sundress higher as you try to continue your sentence, clearly losing your train of thought... i wonder why...

♡ of course, any of the family could look out the back windows and see you guys. johnny knew, and really, he couldn't care less.

♡ he's getting more bold with where his hands go, when you finally say something about it. telling him you guys shouldn't do anything like this. not out in the open. but johnny ignores that.

♡ he takes his gloves off, his calloused hands grope and squeeze your chest. then he sneaks a hand lower into your panties, smirking when you gasp from the sudden skin-to-skin.

♡ "they're not gonna come out here," he'd tell you, but it didn't soothe your nerves. he didn't care too much that it didn't, anyways. because he wanted you. lust is a hell of a drug.

♡ johnny is rough when he finally rips your panties down, tearing them to make it quicker. any protests to the ruined panties are laughed at.

♡ when he's finally gotten inside of you, he's way too far gone to care about anything.

♡ when you're stammering about how you should stop, how nancy or drayton or anybody could catch you, johnny is shushing you. "they're not comin' out here," he'd say, "wouldn't change anything, anyway,"

♡ praise, praise, praise. johnny is one for praising. he wants his ego to be stroked. "s'that good, sugar? right there?" and when you're nodding and telling him exactly how good it is, he's pushing harder.

♡ you still can't get the idea of being caught out of your head? when he's fucking you dumb? "jus' focus on how good your big brother is makin' you feel,"

♡ eventually you are just feeling so good that you can't think about anything but him, and that's exactly what he wants.

♡ he is nasty. he will keep bringing up how he's your "big brother", how you'd never find someone to make you feel better than him.

♡ johnny wants what johnny wants. period. he'd take the brunt of whatever was said if you were caught, anyways.

♡ when it's all said and done, he's saying something like "see, it was fine.. ya worry too much, sugar,"

♡ you're a bit too worried about what you're going to tell nancy when she sees your dress all dirty and the panties she JUST bought you torn up. sigh.

i'm a little bad at nsfw.. but i hope this was what u wanted!

[moldavite]

hanging from the meat hook all by yourself, handsome?

[cannibalwomn]

do you think you could write headcanons for johnny where the reader is in the same situation as him, nancy also killed our mother a few years after johnny and we were raised as siblings but because of the weird trauma bond theres like a romantic type of thing

hi anon! this is a very interesting one, toxic codependent sibling relationship? i have some thoughts for sure. gun's canon can't hurt us here ..

♡ of course when nancy realized she got away with snatching johnny, why not try it again?

♡ johnny was very protective of you growing up. even when it's just nubbins or chop-top teasing you, he was always threatening them over it. you were his to tease. his only.

♡ johnny was always touchy. touchy, touchy, touchy. "here," he'd stick his hand out, and when you didn't grab it fast enough he'd just grab yours meanly.

♡ growing up in the same room left little secrets, even if you tried to keep any, johnny was always nagging you to tell him.

♡ he learned that puppy dog eyes definitely worked. that you were soft on him, only him.

♡ any boyfriends (or girlfriends) you tried to have would always randomly disappear. you never really knew why..

♡ johnny would comfort you when you were stood up on dates. "it's okay, sugar. i'm here." (never mentioning he's the reason your date never showed).

♡ when nancy cut johnny's face for confronting her, he ran off to find you. you took care of him, gently cleaned up his wound and let him rest his head in your lap as you soothed him.

♡ always slept in the same bed. no exceptions. johnny told you it was normal, of course. and he'd take offense if you ever wanted to sleep somewhere else.

♡ kind of circling back to teasing, johnny was always constantly teased for not being blood related to the family, but when it was brought up about you he definitely threw hands over it. nubbins was a mean little shit and he and johnny scrapped a few times over you when nubbins would refer to you as a "mutt".

♡ johnny taught you to hunt. he'd teach you how to use a knife, he'd be there when you killed your first rabbit.

♡ he took you when he went into town, always. you two were inseperable.

♡ when johnny would flirt with potential victims it made something ache in the pit of your stomach. you hated it. could this feeling be... jealousy? (yes). even knowing their fates? (yes)!

♡ when johnny built his shack outside of nancy's house he made sure it was just enough for both of you. he even made sure to find a shitty bed for you both.

♡ drayton wasn't stupid, he could see the codependency. he brought it up to you once, trying to be as nice as he can about it. "your brother is trouble, maybe some space would do ya some good," and you'd promise to get some space.. but do you ever really do that? mmh... no.

♡ even if you had tried.. the conversations would go something like : "johnny, gonna go get something in town-" you'd tell him, "comin'." he'd mutter. "oh, you can stay here-" he's already brushing past you to the door, maybe even laughing a little at the idea of you going alone. "let's go,"

♡ after a long 'hunt', he'd come back home and want cuddles. he's covered in blood and guts? doesn't matter. he just wanted to lay there and let you hold him. he'd fall asleep sometimes.

♡ forehead kisses, forehead kisses, forehead kisses... did i mention forehead kisses?

♡ johnny isn't one to really say "i love you" unless it's you or nancy. he mutters quick "love ya", and if you don't say it back he WILL get your ass for it.

thank u anon, i hope u like these!!