This is where my life begins.

[pauvrecamille]

[orteil42]

indie games: what if you were a little fly. what if a sentient locomotive was after you. what if you tidied up a house. what if you were a bear who runs a B&B

AAA games: what if u had a gun

[sarahseeandersen]

[fxlthyangxl-deactivated20240122]

[cargopantsman]

[battlecrazed-axe-mage]

Okay legally I have to try this rainbow goo, right?

[battlecrazed-axe-mage]

It seems to be trying to fill a similar ecological niche to jelly so I got waffles to eat it on

[battlecrazed-axe-mage]

I swear to fuck, y'all, this stuff smells like children's shampoo

[battlecrazed-axe-mage]

Well okay let's do this

[battlecrazed-axe-mage]

The flavor is indescribable. It's like if you wanted to make lemon preserves but your only knowledge of lemons came from Saturday morning cartoon advertising. This is lemon as seen through the lens of Dr. Wondertainment of SCP fame and I'm pretty sure it fell through a rip in spacetime from their employee cafeteria. It's !!LEMON!! (with a strong aftertaste of artificial coloring and plastic from the edible glitter bits)

The texture is exactly how I always imagined it would be to eat aloe vera gel out of the brightly-colored bottle in my mom's bathroom

Overall 6/10, I'm gonna finish the waffle but fuck knows what I'm gonna do with the rest of the bottle

[battlecrazed-axe-mage]

Update my tummy hurts

[battlecrazed-axe-mage]

I assure you these plastics were very macro

[runcibility]

soylent clown

[only-cat-memes]

[dragonflea]

@daily-cat-memes this is too cute to leave in tags

[aropride]

"never trust how you feel abt ur life after 9pm" is a spring & summer & fall rule. for winter it's never trust how u feel abt ur life after 4pm

[jayessart]

Why Are Cats Like This 

(based on my friend’s cat)

instagram | twitter

[e-the-village-cryptid]

so I’m a lifelong atheist and I’ve never actually read the bible but this guy sure seems like he has ADHD

[e-the-village-cryptid]

you’re telling me he hyperfocused so hard he created the whole world in 6 days, then got kinda tired of it and didn’t really do anything until the project started going wrong at which point he tried in frustration to flood the whole thing so he could start over

[e-the-village-cryptid]

“with the Lord a day is like a thousand years, and a thousand years are like a day” bestie it is time to get tested

[autisticexpression]

I unironically love the theological hot takes on this site.

[valtsv]

HOT WOMEN IN YOUR AREA WANT TO EXPLORE ANCIENT RUINS WITH YOU

[m-a-n-d-u-s-a]

[toadsrbutch]

nothing is ever going to be better than this gif. I see this gif and I just about cry every time.

[dotty-literati]

HD remake

[10april]

[vero-niche]

[hotvampireadjacent]

This kitty looks so mad

[kronkk]

It should be a GOD GIVEN RIGHT as a woman to kill your abusive husband with your highschool sweetheart Mary Ann and buy some land and a road side stand out on highway 109 and sell Tennessee ham and strawberry jam and not lose any sleep at night because Earl had to die

[thememedaddy]

me🥦irl

[gothicprep]

why is your cat green?

She’s built different 😌

[gothicprep]

Look i tried to laugh it off, but I haven’t stopped thinking about this message because… my cat literally isn’t green

like where is the green

[gothicprep]

Oh Christ

[sapropel]

This is the color your cat is

[lazygravez]

colors i eyedropped directly from op's cat

[cheeseanonioncrisps]

I drew a tree using only colours eyedropped from OP's cat.

[karakats]

every time i see this post all i see is some green alien kitty with antennae so i had to draw it

[marsup]

one time in high school my french teacher told the class that his grandmother died and a kid in the class said “je regrette :(“ and the french teacher burst out laughing and was like “you’re gonna wanna say desolé in this context because je regrette means like…. my bad”