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whoa. I'm 23 now.

[cant-wait-for-you]

Dude literally dropped this and dipped. Few times later I get him AGAIN. This time it was "kill white males" over and over with various and obviously intentional misspellings.

THEN I connected with someone who also encountered incel man and they had made a kik just to send the dude furry porn and get blocked. Wild times when you solo a night shift!

[valtsv]

i hate it when people ask me to "explain my thought process" like hell if i know

[valtsv]

"what's going on in that head of yours?" nothing i want to be a part of

[sheryl-lee]

the 2010s + psychological horror films

aims at creating horrific or unsettling effects through in-depth use of psychology. this may involve replacing physical threats with psychological ones (e.g. madness), thorough exploration of the mind of the involved protagonists, replacing overt displays of horror by more subtle, creepy details, and so on.

[animepenguin2]

[sizvideos]

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[suchismango]

This. This is how you break down ableist barriers. This is incredible for the deaf and for the custies. I would love to learn sign language, and I would learn it faster if it was standing between me and booze

[420negligee]

this is so important

[theweedkitten]

This is such a great idea. There needs to be HUNDREDS of these restaurants.

[ghostofzeon]

Love dat.

[ethereal-business-cabaret]

If you’re interested in going: SIGNS Restaurant & Bar Address: 558 Yonge Street, Toronto, ON M4Y 1Z1, Canada Phone:[phone]

[crystalqueer]

AAAAHHHHHHH!!!

[kamikaze-kumquat]

This is beautiful, and I personally think sign language should be taught in schools.

[itsagifnotagif]

[tikattu]

make my brain focus for once- challenge

[tikattu]

sequel

[aquilaofarkham]

I GOTTA FOCUS I'M SHIFTING INTO HUSBAND MODE

[heavenlybrendon]

Give us your best, most handsome look for five seconds x

[turing-tested]

self care is putting yourself to bed on a regular schedule because it’s the base treatment for mood disorders

there’s no twist or anything it’s just really really good for u to sleep at consistent times

[m86-deactivated20171116]

me reading this at 5am:

[6qubed]

my favorite calvin and hobbes comic is the one where his dad just rolls up and casually destroys his entire night by pointing out some neat trivia about record players

[thedeadtravelfast]

@nightcrawler-fan

[6qubed]

#his expression in the last panel is black comic gold #the best part is that his dad was trying to be nice

are you sure. are you sure calvin’s dad is not a seasoned elder trickster. are you sure this isn’t the exact outcome he was hoping for

[backdropkid-deactivated20190630]

ok but that’s actually canon

[raeloganthesonic06fangirl]

You forgot this one

[thebibliosphere]

*looks pointedly at ETD*

[lyricwritesprose]

Calvin’s dad is basically a Calvin who has learned that he can’t get away with running outside naked or throwing snowballs at neighborhood girls, but he is still precisely the same little shit under the thin veneer of civilization.

[davidmann95]

@lyricwritesprose Calvin and Hobbes has been one of my favorite things since I could read and Calvin’s dad one of my favorite characters, but that last comment blew my mind wide open. Of course that’s what he is. Of course.

[roach-works]

one of the most subtly delightful things about calvin and hobbes is that you can SEE that calvin is his parents’ kid: his dad is so playful and imaginative, and his mom has a heck of a temper and a good sense of what’s right and wrong. calvin is a smart, passionate, imaginative kid who gets really upset when he thinks things are stupid or unfair. he drives his parents crazy sometimes because he’s a kid. but they were probably a lot like calvin themselves, when they were little. 

[ampervadasz]

[memewhore]

He tryin’

[mrdistracted]

apex predator

[gardenofpawprints]

Fun fact! Cats can’t track up-and-down movement as well as they can track side-to-side movements. It’s the pupil shape.

[happyhealthycats]

Citra is REALLY bad at meowing. She sounds like a broken party favor when she remembers to actually meow.

[timemachineyeah]

OH MY GOD

[heatherwanderer]

Being an orange female kitty is already rare, but you had to go adopt the one in a million who can’t cat properly

[happyhealthycats]

She came in a two pack so I had to.

Simcoe (left) and Citra (right), both girls. Both rescues. Both biological litter mates (sisters). Both long term loving projects to teach human trust to.

Simcoe got 100% of the meowing capabilities.

[peniswakt-deactivated20210717]

[siren-kitten-his-deactivated202]

[clairelovexo]

WAIT! WAIT!! So, are you telling me that actual, normal meow was the sister? Who, seemingly, just meowed at the moment because she saw her sister struggling so she tried to help by giving her an example???

[happyhealthycats]

THAT was actually Seymour. Who does also love Citra, but wasn’t really helping. He’s just very vocal because he’s an exclamation mark in a cat’s body.

[arwallace-deactivated20240618]

Just by his eyes it’s clear he really is an “exclamation mark in a cat’s body” 😂😂😂

[randomslasher]

“an exclamation mark in a cat’s body” may be the best description i’ve ever heard

[ithelpstodream]

[theotheryongbok]

My man Jesus

[funnysowhatever2-deactivated201]

What story is that?

[ffermented-salmonella-deactivat]

Matthew 18:9

[livebloggingmydescentintomadness]

“And if your eye causes you to sin, gouge it out and throw it away.”

[beachfox-deactivated20181218]

“Jesus, how can I avoid sin when all these hussies keep revealing the fact that they have bodies?!”

“Hmmm, tough call bro. Have you tried gouging out your eyes so you don’t have to see all those bodies anymore?”

“wut”

“What?”

“Shouldn’t you tell them to… stop dressing like that or something?”

“Don’t see why. It’s not their fault that the fact that they have bodies makes you a fucking sinful horndog. Gotta fix that problem yourself, buddy. Go on, blind yourself.”

“Uh….”

“Or learn to keep it in your g’damn pants no matter what they’re wearing.”

[dinosaurrainbowstarfish]

He goes on for like several examples too.

“How can I avoid like, an accidental slip of the hand when…they’re dressin like that?”

“Cut it off.”

“wut”

“Cut it off. Your hand. If it’s a problem, stop having a hand.”

“wut”

“What”

[corporationsarepeople]

“Did I fucking stutter?”

[cant-wait-for-you]

Hubby just took all the bed space. Decided to curl up ON me and told me happy birthday. I informed him its NOT my birthday. A couple blinks. Happy late birthday. "Greg my birthdays in like a week." ...."its a birthday" snores. 😆🤦🏻‍♀️

[writtenskyes]

No one:

Absolutely no one:

Dick Grayson:

Source

[kunfyouzed]

THIS. This IS Dick Grayson! And I can completely see him having a page and posting these videos and in the end is one with Bruce, who just looks so tired, the looking at the camera meme

“Dick, can you please just walk normally for once?”

Dick: “No.”

[flightcrevv-deactivated20181113]

Ok so like in the avatar world you would thing that waterbenders would be the fire fighters right? Like a bunch a of waterbenders just getting water from a lake or a river and dousing the fire. But you know what’s better? Firebender fire fighters. Just like someone’s house catches on fire and firebenders just… turn it off,,.. Just like no, the fire is done for today

[strawberrybiscuitbuds]

honestly this would be a much better solution because you could avoid all the water damage