[sluttynurse]

guy who watches looney tunes and gets scared and goes "what the fuck that's so messed up"

[misspiggyforvogueitalia]

[afloweroutofstone]

The Catholic Church spent $3 million trying to crush abortion rights in Kansas, and failed

[assumptionprime]

[fandomsandfeminism]

How does this not violate their tax exempt status?!

[crazy-brazilian]

[broken-horn-of-equius]

[jenlog]

[fadedlovemp3]

not unfollowing a mutual who hasnt posted in 9 months out of loyalty and love like a widow still setting a place at the dinner table for her husband who died in the war 

[funeral-clown]

i might just be autistic but data entry fucking rules dudes you just. enter the data. you take the data and you plug it in. then what? who knows! who cares. the data. has been entered. what next? buddy you’re not gonna believe this it’s more fucking data. excel used to be my enemy but now she is my best friend

[funeral-clown]

Of course the autism pattern sorting post takes off on the autism website

[saintdollyparton]

Listen I know she is unhinged, responsible for multiple atrocities, and a danger to herself and others. But have you ever considered that she is tiny and sad and I love her?

[sarahwys-deactivated20220315]

people, defending their cats.

[jenvid-forever]

Miss them sm

[greater-than-the-sword]

One time when I worked at the Dollar Tree a man came in with a little boy and he said to me, “This is my adopted son. He’s autistic.”

He told me this story. “When he got to be about 4 years old his mother realized he was growing up autistic and she didn’t want to raise him any more. So she drove out to the middle of nowhere and pulled over on the side of the highway and put him out of the car. On her way back in to town she was driving behind a van with a two story ladder tied on top. The ladder got loose and slid through her windshield, killing her instantly. They found her head in the backseat.”

I was like 😶 “your total is 13.95”

[recoiloperated]

[baltowolfquest]

catholic emperors would name themselves "pope innocent" "pope clement" "pope never did anything wrong" "pope tiny little baby" "pope good guy" and then commit atrocities

[striders]

i feel like i’m going insane. what fucking alternate dimension are these people living in. who thinks this way about landlords

[detectivehole]

i'm not actually mad i just like the comedic delivery of righteous but pointless anger

[animatedamerican]

[theroyalsavage]

[windewehn]

i hate when other people are funnier than me.

[whitepeopletwitter]

night museums

[adayinthelesbianlife-deactivate]

[digitalhunk]

best fight scene in movie history

[memewhore]

[phantom-of-the-keurig]

This is by far the funniest thing to ever come out of the Kenobi show, the entire thing was worth it just for this